Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Immoral Values edition

Morning, good people – today we’re going to pry open the rancid drum of Freepitude marked “moral values”.

I’ve put up special splash guards for this one, so everyone behind the plexiglass!

First up – A good slut is hard to find!

The Transformed wife ^ | July 19th 2018 | Lori Alexander

Posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos

As many of you know, my post Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos went viral and is causing quite a stir. I should have definitely titled it “Godly Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.” I want to make clear that the audience I teach are those young women who want to learn biblical womanhood as according to God’s instructions in Titus 2:3-5. They love the Lord and His beautiful ways.

1 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos
Here comes the God Squad!
To: Mechanicos
In my generation, (1970s) woman with tattoos were considered sluts.
Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK! 

4 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:27:59 PM by Flavious_Maximus

Wait for it….
To: Flavious_Maximus

Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK!

Hey, me too – know where I can find any?

8 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:31:06 PM by atc23
To: Mechanicos


Everyone knows: Credit cleanliness is next to godliness.

12 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:35:02 PM by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: kaehurowing


[The one I truly don’t get is tattoos and piercings. Why women choose to permanently disfigure themselves is beyond me.]

There is a phenomenon today where some women actually work to make themselves unattractive.

15 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:36:46 PM by headstamp 2 (My “White Privilege” is my work ethic.)

To YOU, dipshit. They work to make themselves unattractive to YOU.

Saves on taser batteries.

Of course, there’s the occasional Freeper who’s actually READ the bible…

To: Mechanicos


i’d rather have the woman that God provided for me.

As for the article, i’m sure that if Mary Magdalene had access to them she’d find it amusing.

God is in the business of making new creations out of fallen people.

26 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:55:22 PM by Calvinist_Dark_Lord ((I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum…and I’m all outta bubblegum! ~Roddy Piper))

To: MV=PY 

Call me sexist.

…or a cab…

Men with tattoos, okay. Women, yuck! I never approved of tattoos until the most wonderful man in the world asked me to be his wife (he has 5 of them, but in a suit you would never know).

29 posted on 7/19/2018, 7:58:15 PM by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes….)



To: Mechanicos

So i guess because i have tattoos and am a tattoo artist and i’m married with 4 kids and in debt mildly i’m not a Godly man

That’s wonderful !

Good to know !

35 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:11:17 PM by ATOMIC_PUNK (;I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” Sherlock Holmes)
To: Mechanicos



Godly men wanted to kick a poor widow out of the synagogue.

how very pious of you.

Some of the most gentle and God loving souls I’ve met are covered in tats.

Get lost Mr. Lukewarm.

46 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:28:12 PM by Hammerhead

Another Freeper weighs in on the “know where I can find some?” side :
To: atc23
“women with tats”Woody: Back in Iowa we had a saying about that.

Sam: Yea, what’s that?

Woody: Let’s date ’em.


39 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:23:36 PM by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that’s fore sure)
To: Mechanicos


Well, a lot can be forgiven if they have a bass boat, trailer and pickup.

42 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:27:00 PM by Tijeras_Slim

Well, there IS that…
And now – the post of the thread!
To: BenLurkin


Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don’t step on a duck.” The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere. The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity.”

The other two see this and do their best not avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”

Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn’t step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”

The guy happily says, “Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!” And the woman says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”

34 posted on 7/19/2018, 8:09:47 PM by unread (Joe McCarthy was right…….)

More immore-ality below the fold…

Next up – Newtie Patootie!
Newt Gingrich: Trump’s Putin press conference ‘most serious mistake of his presidency’
Washington Examiner ^ | July 16, 2018 | Naomi Lim
Posted on 7/16/2018, 5:23:29 PM by FewsOrange

Newt Gingrich on Monday offered rare, scalding criticism of President Trump, demanding that the president explain the comments he made during his controversial press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the conclusion of their talks in Helsinki.

“President Trump must clarify his statements in Helsinki on our intelligence system and Putin,” the former House speaker wrote on Twitter. “It is the most serious mistake of his presidency and must be corrected—-immediately.”

Trump received widespread scorn on Monday after he said at the media availability that he has yet to see any compelling reason why the Kremlin would have interfered in the 2016 election.

His comments follow special counsel Robert Mueller’s indictment in federal court on Friday, which alleged 12 Russian military officials hacked Democratic email servers during the campaign.

Gingrich has been a vocal supporter of Trump, but he has on occasion provided constructive critiques of his performance.

Gingrich chastised Trump in April, claiming his administration had botched the release of Deputy Attorney Rod Rosenstein’s memo outlining problems with fired FBI Director James Comey.

1 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:23:29 PM by FewsOrange
Before we get started on this thread, I’d like to take this chance to remind you of how much Freepers LOVED them some Newtie:
To: Proud2BeRight


Newt needs to be Newt and let the chips fall where they may, on attack Newt is the best. Take the gloves off Newt people love a fighter. Just remember to smile while you are ripping them to pieces.

27 posted on 1/4/2012, 11:19:24 AM by jpsb


To: sheikdetailfeather


Newt’s speech was DYNAMITE!!!

Folks got out of their seats, stood and applauded.

I didn’t see the other speeches for long; therefore, I can’t compare.

Newt is the only one who says what he is going to do to rectify the bad situation the U.S. is in and how he is going to get there.

6 posted on 2/10/2012, 5:37:09 PM by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
…and so forth…
These days?
To: theoilpainter


Oh shut up.

13 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:27:59 PM by central_va (I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)

Is the bloom off the rose?

To: FewsOrange


Good grief. Go away, Newt, you toad.

16 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:28:25 PM by WashingtonSource

To: FewsOrange
Newt go write a book. You will never be president. Putin is no worse than the wicked witch of the west, and that want-a-be rap star, foreigner, that played US president for 8 years. … Seriously, Newt … you need to find something productive to be accomplishing, because you do NOT know what you are talking about.
23 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:29:49 PM by Just mythoughts
I’m sensing a pattern here….
A few Freepers see the light at the end of the tunnel that could conceivably be a train:
To: FewsOrange


Newt is right. This whole trip has been a PR disaster, which will be reflected in the polls for all the races this fall.

5 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:26:04 PM by theoilpainter

Followed by:
To: theoilpainter


Speak for yourself. I think this whole trip has been an outrageous success for our President.

33 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:32:46 PM by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)

Of course you do.
And today, in “You can’t spell ‘God’ on Free Republic:
To: niteowl77


Maybe THIS time, Hannity will finally be done with him.

Gd bless Sean, I adore him, but he is very forgiving of his friends. Maybe too forgiving but that is how he really is. I have to love him despite his refusal to see some major moral flaws in some of his faves.

62 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:37:44 PM by Yaelle
Don’t ya love it when Freeperati talk about “moral flaws”?
It’s like getting a lecture on table manners from Jeffrey Dahmer.
To: theoilpainter
Newt is right. This whole trip has been a PR disaster, which will be reflected in the polls for all the races this fall. 

And one of the FR #NeverTrump coals flares up with a breath of Anderson “In The Pooper” Cooper Trump-hate…

102 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:50:26 PM by kiryandil (Never pick a fight with an angry beehive)

Because, of course, the only LEGITIMATE hate is for teh gays and their poopers.


(insert irony meter GIF here)

To: theoilpainter
This whole trip has been a PR disaster, which will be reflected in the polls for all the races this fall.
Are you joking or are you a troll? That’s more than a little dramatic, don’t you think? First, it’s no big deal. Not even close. Second, by August everyone will have forgotten this so-called disaster. 

46 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:34:37 PM by Cinnamontea


To: Cinnamontea


I guess it’s best not disagree here. The Ras poll today has Trump down 9 – his poorest showing in a while.

108 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:51:39 PM by theoilpainter

Otherwise, OK?
To: theoilpainter 

Fake polls are no excuse.

Rasmussen = “fake polls”.  You heard it here first, folks!

Massive numbers of Americans are very proud of Trump.

114 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:53:39 PM by DoughtyOne (Take a look out there folks. Can you see evidence of a Left Wing Hate Group, perhaps fascist too?)

Massive numbers of Americans also thought that staying out of Hitler’s way was a good idea.
To: LongWayHome


‘Never, ever trust this POS Newt. Total fraud. Always has been.’

except for when he says something supportive of the president, then you guys think he’s the greatest…

118 posted on 7/16/2018, 5:54:10 PM by IrishBrigade

Well, that’s different, innit?
And – the post of the thread!
To: CaptainK


Hey Newt, STFU because your(sic) WRONG!

235 posted on 7/16/2018, 7:17:35 PM by GOPe Means Bend Over Spell Run

See you good people next Monday – hunkering down in the house until the 109-degree days are over.