Morning, good people – today we’re going to pry open the rancid drum of Freepitude marked “moral values”.
I’ve put up special splash guards for this one, so everyone behind the plexiglass!
First up – A good slut is hard to find!
GODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS
The Transformed wife ^ | July 19th 2018 | Lori Alexander
Posted on 7/19/2018, 7:24:40 PM by Mechanicos
As many of you know, my post Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos went viral and is causing quite a stir. I should have definitely titled it “Godly Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.” I want to make clear that the audience I teach are those young women who want to learn biblical womanhood as according to God’s instructions in Titus 2:3-5. They love the Lord and His beautiful ways.
To: MechanicosIn my generation, (1970s) woman with tattoos were considered sluts.
Whenever I see a beautiful woman with tats, I immediately conclude that she is a SKANK!
Hey, me too – know where I can find any?
[The one I truly don’t get is tattoos and piercings. Why women choose to permanently disfigure themselves is beyond me.]
There is a phenomenon today where some women actually work to make themselves unattractive.
To YOU, dipshit. They work to make themselves unattractive to YOU.
Saves on taser batteries.
Of course, there’s the occasional Freeper who’s actually READ the bible…
i’d rather have the woman that God provided for me.
As for the article, i’m sure that if Mary Magdalene had access to them she’d find it amusing.
God is in the business of making new creations out of fallen people.
Call me sexist.
To: MechanicosGODLY MEN PREFER DEBT-FREE VIRGINS WITHOUT TATTOOS
So i guess because i have tattoos and am a tattoo artist and i’m married with 4 kids and in debt mildly i’m not a Godly man
That’s wonderful !
Good to know !
To: atc23“women with tats”Woody: Back in Iowa we had a saying about that.
Sam: Yea, what’s that?
Woody: Let’s date ’em.
Three guys got into a car crash and all died. They all get up to heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said “Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don’t step on a duck.” The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere. The first guy walks in and accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity.”
The other two see this and do their best not avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on any duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
Now the third guy goes years and years and doesn’t step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he as ever seen. St. Peter says, “Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity.”
The guy happily says, “Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!” And the woman says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”
Newt Gingrich: Trump’s Putin press conference ‘most serious mistake of his presidency’
Washington Examiner ^ | July 16, 2018 | Naomi Lim
Posted on 7/16/2018, 5:23:29 PM by FewsOrange
Newt Gingrich on Monday offered rare, scalding criticism of President Trump, demanding that the president explain the comments he made during his controversial press conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the conclusion of their talks in Helsinki.
“President Trump must clarify his statements in Helsinki on our intelligence system and Putin,” the former House speaker wrote on Twitter. “It is the most serious mistake of his presidency and must be corrected—-immediately.”
Trump received widespread scorn on Monday after he said at the media availability that he has yet to see any compelling reason why the Kremlin would have interfered in the 2016 election.
His comments follow special counsel Robert Mueller’s indictment in federal court on Friday, which alleged 12 Russian military officials hacked Democratic email servers during the campaign.
Gingrich has been a vocal supporter of Trump, but he has on occasion provided constructive critiques of his performance.
Gingrich chastised Trump in April, claiming his administration had botched the release of Deputy Attorney Rod Rosenstein’s memo outlining problems with fired FBI Director James Comey.
Newt’s speech was DYNAMITE!!!
Folks got out of their seats, stood and applauded.
I didn’t see the other speeches for long; therefore, I can’t compare.
Newt is the only one who says what he is going to do to rectify the bad situation the U.S. is in and how he is going to get there.
Is the bloom off the rose?
To: FewsOrangeNewt go write a book. You will never be president. Putin is no worse than the wicked witch of the west, and that want-a-be rap star, foreigner, that played US president for 8 years. … Seriously, Newt … you need to find something productive to be accomplishing, because you do NOT know what you are talking about.
Maybe THIS time, Hannity will finally be done with him.
Gd bless Sean, I adore him, but he is very forgiving of his friends. Maybe too forgiving but that is how he really is. I have to love him despite his refusal to see some major moral flaws in some of his faves.
To: theoilpainterNewt is right. This whole trip has been a PR disaster, which will be reflected in the polls for all the races this fall.
And one of the FR #NeverTrump coals flares up with a breath of Anderson “In The Pooper” Cooper Trump-hate…
Because, of course, the only LEGITIMATE hate is for teh gays and their poopers.
(insert irony meter GIF here)
To: theoilpainterThis whole trip has been a PR disaster, which will be reflected in the polls for all the races this fall.
Fake polls are no excuse.