Letterman and Leno on Cheney
From Holden: Late night fun. Late Show with David Letterman, CBS: — “Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It’s Dick Cheney.” — “But here is the sad part — before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy’s request for body armour.” — “We can’t get (Osama) bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.” — “The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he’s fine. He took a little in the … Continue reading Letterman and Leno on Cheney

