Month: August 2013

Athenae, Faith, Law/Justice, Religion6 Comments

Oh Bite My Rosy Red Ass, Mahony

Allison Hantschel

For serious: Mahony, who has been criticized for moving predator priests from posting to posting, told Corriere della Sera that “after 20 years, people are talking about abuse as if we had not done anything. However, since 2002, we have had our program Protecting the Children, in which we illustrate procedures and the guidelines of our zero-tolerance policy that allows no possibility, for example, of anyone found guilty of abuse of minors working for the diocese.” Well, since 2002! That’s like 11 whole years of not protecting molesters, hiding them from cops, and inflicting them on unsuspecting and vulnerable children … Continue reading Oh Bite My Rosy Red Ass, Mahony

Adrastos, Current Affairs, Political Crack1 Comment

Deep Open Casket Thought

Peter Adrastos Athas

I don’t know about you but I find open casket funerals to be creepy. The deceased never looks, uh, natural and life-like, not even the ones on Six Feet Under done by Rico the embalming artiste. This morbid post was inspired by idolatry down south Venezuela way: Venezuela’s acting president says Hugo Chavez’s embalmed body will be permanently displayed in a glass casket so that “his people will always have him.” Vice President Nicolas Maduro says the remains will be put on permanent display at the Museum of the Revolution, close to the presidential palace where Chavez ruled for 14 … Continue reading Deep Open Casket Thought

Current Affairs, Do Something, Doc, Immoral Values, Law/Justice9 Comments

A really funny gang rape

docphd

Here’s a great joke: How do you know a 16-year-old girl is likely dead? “You don’t sleep through a wang in the butthole!” Wait, here’s a better one! How dead is a 16-year-old girl who was kidnapped by a group of high school classmates and repeatedly raped? “She’s deader than O.J.’s wife!” Have you stopped laughing yet? Then you’ll love this one: How hard did a group of high school football players, one by one, rape a girl after they had to physically carry her unconscious body from one party into their “rape crew” party? “They raped her harder than … Continue reading A really funny gang rape

Athenae, Immoral Values, Propaganda, Stupid Republican Tricks6 Comments

No It Won’t, You Fucking Poser-Loser … Ploser? We Need a New Word, That’s How Much This Guy Sucks.

Allison Hantschel

God, armchair revolutionaries make me tired. 1776 will not commence again, because that would require that you give up your job that you hate and your family you don’t like very much and your fucking recliner and your Bugles filled with spray cheese and actually DO SOMETHING, and if you were capable of improving the world in any miniscule way you wouldn’t be such an angry fucking insect in the first place, and you wouldn’t need to use the prospective deaths of others to yob off in front of the world on national television to make yourself sound important. Fuck … Continue reading No It Won’t, You Fucking Poser-Loser … Ploser? We Need a New Word, That’s How Much This Guy Sucks.

Stupid Republican Tricks, Tommy T7 Comments

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Boehner’s Big Election edition

tommyfd

OK then – where were we?

Ah yes – the fabulous Freeperati. (I almost posted a movie review or a recipe before I remembered what my gig is).

Well, them Duke tabagger boys had gotten themselves into a terrible fix with Boss Sob, or was it the other way around?

(caution – if you have an election lasting more than 4 hours, see a physician immediately)

First there was this:

Congressmen Confirm That Boehner Will Either Resign Speakership Or Be Forced Out

Cybercast News Service.com ^

| 1/2/13
| Ron Meyer

Posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:08:45 PM by drewh

I have confirmed with a group of Congressmen that House Speaker John Boehner will not be reelected Speaker tomorrow.

He will either resign or be forced out tomorrow.

Only
17 members are needed to block Speaker Boehner’s election tomorrow. A
Speaker needs an absolute majority of all votes cast for a specific
person.

If no one has a majority, the House is speakerless. I’ve confirmed these rules with the House Parliamentarian.

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:08:53 PM
by drewh
Woo hoo! The teahadists are gonna flex their muscle of love and get that damned traitor sent down for his betrayal of The Cause!

To: drewh

Get rid of this freakin idiot socialist moron Boner.

tweet Republicans , tell them get rid of this creature or else we get rid of them

http://www.gop.gov/republicans/twitter

4
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:11:48 PM
by Democrat_media
(media makes mass shooters household names to create more & take our guns)

To: HiTech RedNeck
The Speaker doesnt have to be a current member necessarily… (according to the constitution)

5
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:11:56 PM
by drewh

To: drewh
FIRST THINGS FIRST…

NEWT, THE BLEACHED BLOND SPOUSE HAS TO GO…

10
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:15:10 PM
by ptsal
(E)

Heh.

To: drewh

It won’t matter if the GOP-e just nominates another reliable
RINO.It might be why Alan West was gerrymandered out of his district.

15
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:16:39 PM
by PapaBear3625
(You don’t notice it’s a police state until the police come for you.)

YEAH! Because they always want to keep the black man DOWN!
Wait – wut?

To: drewh

Why get rid of one socialist to get an even worse one.Besides,
Gingrich is too busy crusading for climate change and same-sex marriage.

27
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:21:51 PM
by nickcarraway

Newt Gingrich –RINO!

To: drewh

I believe Congressman Louie Gohmert himself would make an excellant(sic) Speaker.

47
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:30:44 PM
by duffee
(Newt Gingrich for Speaker)

In much the same way as gasoline would make an excellent flame retardant…

To: drewh

The fact that people are even talking about this means they are not
afraid of Bonehead.
The issue seems to be who will replace him.

91
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:55:31 PM
by tennmountainman

Actually, the issue is how self-deluded the Freeperati are. You’d think they would have rented a clue after the Mitt’s-gonna-win-in-a-landslide debacle, but apprently not.
Good. Job security for me.

To: penelopesire

“Dittos!!… No Eric Cantor!… He is too sissified and rino in elephant clothes…”

There has always been something very womanly about him…Too
soft-spoken to be feared by opposition…Even the picture on Drudge
with Boehner which was the lead story today, he just looks like a, well
wuss…

102
posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:59:35 PM
by 3722535r

“Too womanly”? “wuss”? You guys have more issues than National Geographic.
Many names are floated by the Freeperati:
Newt – Cain – Ghomert Pyle – Clint Eastwood – Ted Nugent (it just gets sadder after that – I’m surprised they don’t start pushing for their Dads as the wishful thinking accelerates)

To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; …

And if he doesn’t leave, FR will need a full time janitor for the blood that will shoot out of a lot of people’s eyes. :’)

Thanks drewh.

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 9:20:43 PM
by SunkenCiv
(Romney would have been worse, if you’re a dumb ass.)

Let’s just get right to that part, shall we?
Eyes Full Of Blood (right after a word from our sponsors)

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