Counterproductivity

Chris Albritton gives about as good a summation of the Bush administration as I’ve ever read: When faced with choosing between secrecy and openness, stubbornness and a willingness to get things done, the Bush people will always choose the secret, stubborn path — even if the easy thing to do is also the right thing to do. If they can’t turn back the clock and undo the torture at Abu Ghraib, then by all means come clean and get it out of the way. When faced with the kidnapping of an American civilian, they could get her out by either … Continue reading Counterproductivity

Magazines, Sex, Marriage, Permission

Go read Steve, Jen, and the commenters. I’ve been thinking about this since Steve posted it up, and here’s the thing. I have a Catholic girl’s porn squick, an instinctive and irrational “yuck” reaction that’s about as understandable as it is mature. Before my mind can process all the feminist arguments one way or the other (exploitation! empowerment!), my gut says, “Ew.” A boyfriend in college liked Japanese animated tentacle rape movies, and while it wasn’t in the top ten of the 67 reasons we broke up, I didn’t exactly relish an evening with him watching cartoon people get it … Continue reading Magazines, Sex, Marriage, Permission

Abramoff

Heh. Jack on his buddies in the White House: A frustrated Abramoff, who feels he has been abandoned by many of his conservative friends, added, “They will come up with excuse after excuse as to how and why he did not know me. I could have spent four months alone with him in Bolivia and he would not know me.” Bolivia. Interesting choice for a hypothetical vacation with the president. A. Continue reading Abramoff

‘Unofficial’ Death Toll Rising in NOLA?

From Scout: WaPo looks at the growing belief in NOLA that a rise in the mortality rate for NOLA area residents is due to stress Post Katrina. The Times Picayune is seeing a rise in reported deaths with an increase of 25% this January compared to January 2005. Funeral directors report they are burying as many people as last year though the city’s population is now less than half of what it was before Katrina. Families experiencing the loss of loved ones attribute the deaths to Post Katrina stress. Ronald Chisom said his 84-year-old mother, Evelyn Comeaux, was doing just … Continue reading ‘Unofficial’ Death Toll Rising in NOLA?

Bush’s New Cabinet

Scout, who’s prepping for her NOLA trip, sent me this: Bush consults Michael Crichton on global warming. No, really. Click the link. Like, I know, dude, but do you people honestly think I’m good enough to come up with something like that? Next week: Bush consults with Danielle Steel on marriage initiatives, interviews John Grisham for a job in the White House counsel’s office, orders every book in NASA’s library chucked out and replaced with Piers Anthony stories, appoints Tom Clancy head of the Joint Chiefs, Robert Ludlum chief of the CIA, and hires fucking Scott Turow as Attorney General. … Continue reading Bush’s New Cabinet

In Our Name

The Rude Pundit: Let’s try to get our minds around the desperation behind the mindset of the government that won’t free innocent people, that won’t admit error: if a prisoner dies because of a hunger strike, and we actually learn of it, the focus on the “treatment” of detainees will become sharper. And if a fuckin’ cartoon can incite riots, what would a man dead in U.S. custody from a hunger strike do? Ask Northern Ireland. Let’s try to get our minds around what it takes to starve oneself: You ever fasted for a full day? The pain, the ache … Continue reading In Our Name

18 Votes

Look. To the 18 of you who seem to think that “damned homos cost us the election,” please: Let me say this nice and slow. True, hardcore, “protect my marriage,” anti-gay bigots will never vote for a Democrat. Ever. The Republicans have been way too good at casting us as the party of anal sex. While there may be people who vote for us who are uncomfortable at the idea of gay sexing but who nevertheless understand that stopping boys from kissing doesn’t give you a job nor your kids a college education, on the whole, people who recoil in … Continue reading 18 Votes

Better Off Under Saddam

From Holden: Even Condi had to admit that the Iraqi economy was better off under Saddam. The Bush administration on Thursday conceded that key sectors of the Iraqi economy had fallen below pre-war levels because of the insurgency, but insisted it was making enough progress on the political and security fronts to press ahead with reductions in US forces. Condoleezza Rice, the secretary of state, told the Senate budget committee that production of crude oil and electricity was down from three years ago. Attacks had also hit oil exports. According to latest statistics – which Ms Rice did not mention … Continue reading Better Off Under Saddam

They Don’t Know Their Left From Their Right

From Holden: Harry Whittington was clearly blasted on the right side of his face, neck and torso by a drunken Dick Cheney’s shotgun. REUTERS/Todd Yates So how come the official Texas Parks & Wildlife Department accident report on the shooting shows Whittington’s injuries on the left side of his body (diagram, mid-right of first page)? Actually, the diagram shows Whittington sustaining the shotgun blast to both his left and his right side. The diagram of the front view of the body shows injuries sustained on the left side, while the portrait view shows injuries to the right side. That’s some … Continue reading They Don’t Know Their Left From Their Right

Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle

From Holden: I guess Little Scottie can’t take the heat anymore, since this mornings gaggle was conducted by Terrence Trent d’Uffy. It seems the president is headed for Florida. Then he will go to Tampa and have remarks on the war on terror. There are about 500 people in the audience — these are a cross-section of the area. Tickets are distributed like we have for the Louisville, Kentucky event and other events like this. I anticipate that the President will take questions from the audience, much as he did in Kentucky. [snip] Q When you said tickets are distributed … Continue reading Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle

Cut And Run

From Holden: Britain and Japan will begin to pull their forces out of Iraq next month. Japan will start withdrawing its troops from Iraq in late March, around the same time Britain will begin its pullout, the Yomiuri Shimbun said Friday. The government`s withdrawal plan includes moving the 600 troops to Kuwait by May as a first step, and recalling them to Japan by July, after cleaning their equipment and vehicles to pass quarantine inspections in Japan. [snip] Britain is set to start pulling out its troops in March and complete the withdrawal by the end of May. Japan, Australia, … Continue reading Cut And Run

Les Kinsolving and Atrios — Great Minds Think Alike

From Holden: Atrios wants to know why the Bush Assministration wishes to put six major ports in the United States under the control of the United Arab Emirates. Les Kinsolving asked Scottie the same question yesterday. Q Scott, I have a two-part. The government’s Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States has approved a deal that will put six major ports in the United States under the control of a state-sponsored company based in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates. And my question: Knowing, as we do, that the Arab Emirate was tied in many ways to the 9/11 hijackers … Continue reading Les Kinsolving and Atrios — Great Minds Think Alike

Black Bodies Remain Still…. Part III

From Scout:

This story has angered me for months. (See Part I here and Part II here) The official search for bodies in NOLA ended on October 3rd even though it was known bodies remained in homes, many not yet even searched at that time.(most by far in the predominately black 9th Ward) To their credit a handful of local fireman did try to keep up the search. But it is a very difficult task. Searching for remains in the 9/11 rubble was also overwhelming but we did it. Yet in the case of Katrina almost 6 months have passed and bodies remain still. Families are left with nothing but questions and a uniquely disturbing heartbreak. It is a story that just continues to haunt us or at least should….

SEAN CALLEBS, CNN CORRESPONDENT (voice-over): A grim sign, and the only indication that, today, yet another body has been removed from a New Orleans home, nearly six months after Katrina.

DR. LOUIS CATALDIE, LOUISIANA STATE CORONER: Put this in the person’s mouth.

CALLEBS: Normally, doctors would use forensic techniques to try to identify the body. But the state medical examiner, Dr. Louis Cataldie, says he no longer has the equipment. Why? FEMA built this enormous new morgue about an hour north of New Orleans to do just this kind of examination on what authorities feared would be 10,000 to 20,000 people killed in the storm. It cost $17 million.

But after examining only 60 bodies, FEMA shut it down Monday, saying its work was done, and keeping it open would cost $230,000 a week.

CATALDIE: Well, would I like to have the use of the facility? Sure. Do I understand that there’s a timeline and there’s a — you know, they — they need to pull their stuff out? Absolutely.

CALLEBS: FEMA officials didn’t want to go on camera, but pointed out that they told Cataldie in December they would be closing the site. Still, FEMA has no clear plans for the facility, so the bunkbeds, washers and dryers and gym equipment for its staff are being mothballed — the high-tech autopsy gear already shipped out.

Cataldie says, he thought, by now, most of the 2,100 people still listed as missing would have been accounted for. But, as it turns out, he’s still expecting to find scores more bodies.

CATALDIE: We certainly feel we have, depending on rough, rough estimates, 60 to 100 bodies in the Ninth Ward, so, folks that need to be recovered.

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Sunuvabitch! Spocko Called It

From Holden: I’ll be damned, Spocko called it. He picked April Ryan in the Gaggle Beer Question Betting Pool, and damned if she didn’t come through for him. With the odds at 13:1 I owe him, like, 3,600 Quatloos. I really owe Ms. Ryan an appology for saying she wasn’t savvy enough to ask Little Scottie about Cheney’s hunting party hosing, but she has plenty of savvy — and guts, as I see no other member of the press corps asked the obvious question. Now, how many Quatloos to the pony…? Continue reading Sunuvabitch! Spocko Called It

What’s Your Motivation?

First of all, thanks to everybody who came out to the Wil-Mar Community Center on Tuesday night for a romantic evening of talking about that love machine, Douglas Feith. I don’t have pictures, unless Christian (*waves*) wants to e-mail me the ones he snapped before I could stop him, but it turned into a really fascinating back-and-forth about Feith’s Iraq screwups, what we need to do to fix this country of ours, and something I’d really like to expand on, which was the notion of motivation. I’ve gotten this question a few times: Was Feith smart or stupid, was Feith … Continue reading What’s Your Motivation?

Your President Speaks!

From Holden: Your president participated in a panel discussion of health care initiatives in DC today. I Suppose A President Who Cannot Keep Track Of His Vice President Shouldn’t Be Expected To Keep Track Of His Secretary of Health and Human Services THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Mark. Thanks, Mike Leavitt — where are you, Michael? Surely, he’s here? DR. McCLELLAN: He’s in Florida, Mr. President. THE PRESIDENT: Oh, he’s in Florida. Okay. Surfing. Actually, I saw him this morning — don’t make excuses for him. He’s doing a heck of a job, he really is, and I hope you enjoy … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle

From Holden: Oh sweet readers, you should have put your money on April Ryan, because in today’s gaggle Ms. Ryan asked the Beer Question that was at the center of yesterday’s betting pool. Q Scott, the Vice President spoke yesterday to Brit Hume, but everything is still not in a nice, neat package that the White House wants to make it look like it is. Some are still concerned with the fact that the Vice President was not interviewed by local police until the day after. And now we’re hearing that there was alcohol at lunch, a couple of hours … Continue reading Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle

BREAKING: Federal Judge Orders DOJ To Release Eavesdropping Documents

From Holden: Oh my. This is just going to ruin Chimpy’s day. A federal judge Thursday ordered the Justice Department to respond within 20 days to requests by a civil liberties group for documents about President Bush’s domestic eavesdropping program. The ruling was a victory for the Electronic Privacy Information Center, which sued the department under the Freedom of Information Act in seeking the release of the documents. U.S. District Judge Henry Kennedy ruled that the department must finish processing the group’s requests and produce or identify all records within 20 days. “Given the great public and media attention that … Continue reading BREAKING: Federal Judge Orders DOJ To Release Eavesdropping Documents

Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle Summary

From Holden: The gagglers are asking the right questions, as demonstrated in Talk Radio News Service’s mornign gaggle summary. When asked if Katherine Armstrong actually witnessed the shooting of Mr. Whittington, McClellan suggested that reporters look at what she has said on the matter. McClellan went on to say that there is nothing more that he can add to the story from his perspective since he was not a witness to the incident. Continue reading Today on Holden’s Obsession with the Gaggle Summary

A Brief History of Kenedy County, Texas

From Holden: In order to more fully understand the Kenedy County Sheriff’s decision not to investigate the shooting of a 78-year-old man on the Armstrong Ranch it might be a good idea to undertand the historical context in which this decision was made. Let’s turn to the Kenedy County entry in the Handbook of Texas the definitive source for Texas history. Kenedy County (S-17), on U.S. Highway 77 south of Corpus Christi in the Rio Grande Plain region of South Texas, was named for pioneer rancher Mifflin Kenedy. [snip] American settlement in the region was slow but increased after the … Continue reading A Brief History of Kenedy County, Texas

Where Did He Get THAT Power???

From Holden: Cheney says he has some amazing powers. Q Let me ask you another question. Is it your view that a Vice President has the authority to declassify information? THE VICE PRESIDENT: There is an executive order to that effect. Q There is. THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yes. Huh? When did that happen? Byron York thinks he has the answer. On March 25, 2003, Chimpy signed Executive Order 13292 amending Executive Order 12958 signed by Bill Clinton on April 17, 1995. Bush gave the Vice President powers equal to those of the President in regards to classifying government information by … Continue reading Where Did He Get THAT Power???

Why The Kenedy County Sheriff’s Department Chose Not To Investigate

From Holden: Let the sheriff tell you. “We’ve known these people (witnesses) for years. They are honest and wouldn’t call us, telling us a lie,” [Sheriff Ramon Salinas III] said. “I talked to an eyewitness who said it was a definite accident. We knew Mr. Whittington was being cared for.” Hell, rich Republican lobbyist Katharine Armstrong is good people. She even hired former sheriff Ramiro Medellin Jr. as a ranchhand and let him live on the ranch! Continue reading Why The Kenedy County Sheriff’s Department Chose Not To Investigate

Shot Full Of Holes

From Holden: Dick Cheney’s interview with Brittney Hume yesterday contradicts the account given by “witness”/rich Republican lobbyist Katharine Armstrong. I assume that the local prosecutor’s office will open an investigation as promised. The local prosecutor’s office has not been contacted and would only get involved if there were an indication of criminal wrongdoing or the facts were in dispute, said District Attorney Carlos Valdez. Katharine Armstrong: Not a Witness Rich Republican lobbyist Katharine Armstrong is the only witness cited in the official Texas Parks & Wildlife Department report on the shooting. But then, the TPWD has already been proven wrong … Continue reading Shot Full Of Holes

Department, Oversee Thyself

From Holden: As the Republicans in Congress seem disinclined to review any actions of the Executive Branch the Department of Justice is left to police itself. The ethics office of the Justice Department has begun a review of the department’s role in the National Security Agency’s domestic eavesdropping program, a move that could shed light on internal dissension over the legal status of the secret program. The review, being conducted by the department’s Office of Professional Responsibility, is the first formal government inquiry into the surveillance program since its existence was reported by The New York Times in December. [snip] … Continue reading Department, Oversee Thyself