Scout, who’s prepping for her NOLA trip, sent me this: Bush consults Michael Crichton on global warming.

No, really. Click the link. Like, I know, dude, but do you people honestly think I’m good enough to come up with something like that?

Next week: Bush consults with Danielle Steel on marriage initiatives, interviews John Grisham for a job in the White House counsel’s office, orders every book in NASA’s library chucked out and replaced with Piers Anthony stories, appoints Tom Clancy head of the Joint Chiefs, Robert Ludlum chief of the CIA, and hires fucking Scott Turow as Attorney General.

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