Whistleblower vs. Gabbard: Her Secret’s Safe With Her
Oh, that accusation? I’m afraid that one’s just too serious to do anything about. Sorry! Continue reading Whistleblower vs. Gabbard: Her Secret’s Safe With Her
Category: Parenthetical
Bovino and Bondi Overplay Their Hand
With cameos from Peter Gabriel, John Donne, and A Fish Called Wanda. Continue reading Bovino and Bondi Overplay Their Hand
Grabbing A ‘Peace’ Of The Action
In which DJT tries to globalize the swamp in perpetuity, Beyond the billion-dollar buy-in, you won’t believe the terms he’d like to enforce. Continue reading Grabbing A ‘Peace’ Of The Action
Tuesday Trio: High-Profile Pushback
Here, take some comfort from Mssrs. Powell, Smith, and Kelly. Guest starring an unidentified woman from Minnesota. Continue reading Tuesday Trio: High-Profile Pushback
There Is No GOP, There Is Only Zuul
A rogue state on a psychotic break. We’re all Sigourney Weaver now. Continue reading There Is No GOP, There Is Only Zuul
The Predator’s Friend
Actually, this is barely about Epstein. Since my last column, DJT has been busy helping out his favorite category of jerk. Continue reading The Predator’s Friend
They’ll Be Gone For Christmas
For the second time in as many chances, a Republican president has invaded the wrong country. Consider the abused National Guard this season. Continue reading They’ll Be Gone For Christmas
FIFA Fête and Other Fiascos
The things these people can do with a straight face. Plus some troubling signage at the White House. Continue reading FIFA Fête and Other Fiascos
Putting The Self- Back In Service
Death By Lightning leads up to the origin of the modern civil service that MAGA can’t stand. Continue reading Putting The Self- Back In Service
The Trump Touch: Torn and Frayed?
Amid a series of missteps, POTUS is wearing out his welcome in a way he used to reserve for 16-year-olds in pageant dressing rooms. Continue reading The Trump Touch: Torn and Frayed?
Pitching Pennies
Eliminating the one-cent coin raises more questions than you might think. Peer into the future and call it in the air. Continue reading Pitching Pennies
Pardon Me, Is This Election Taken?
A straight-up election heist, and they got away with almost getting away with it. Featuring Randy Newman and Supertramp. Continue reading Pardon Me, Is This Election Taken?
Which Centrism Is The Worst?
Centrist is a terrible catch-all term for two distinct political groups. One of which sucks. Continue reading Which Centrism Is The Worst?
Smile If You Like Disenfranchisement
Why is this woman pursuing right-on-right crime in Arkansas? And what’s the GOP’s cling-to-power quadfecta? Read on. Continue reading Smile If You Like Disenfranchisement
I’ve Looked At Crowds From Both Sides Now
In which the weekend’s events give me a moment of clarity about the hidden wisdom in those crowds. Continue reading I’ve Looked At Crowds From Both Sides Now
Applauding The Deal But Keeping It Real
In which we survey responses from Democratic POTUSes, second-guess Hamas, and credit Netanyahu for eclipsing a Bush diplomatic “feat” that I thought would stand forever. Continue reading Applauding The Deal But Keeping It Real
The Point Behind The Point
Even if the GOP ultimately “loses” a shutdown or ICE gets some bad PR, it still wins, because in uncertainty and interruption, there is pain. Continue reading The Point Behind The Point
Shutdown Primer, 2025 Edition
Bad news for the GOP: When a majority can’t just rule, it has to lead (or pay the price). This crew isn’t really into that sort of thing. Continue reading Shutdown Primer, 2025 Edition
Identity Politics 1.0
Just how much are White Dude Politics the O.G. of identity politics? For over 300 years, the mainstream term for White Dude Politics was “politics.” Continue reading Identity Politics 1.0
A Heads-Up For Your GOP Friends About January 19
In which we double-dog dare your Kirk-loving acquaintances to distinguish between whitewashing and coming clean. Continue reading A Heads-Up For Your GOP Friends About January 19
A Pox Upon Our House
As nitwits dismantle public health policy and some brave experts speak up, “moderate Republicans” are staying (vaccinated and) AWOL. Continue reading A Pox Upon Our House
If It’s Turkey On White, You Can’t Indict
This post about heros and heroes has a lot of bread, but no filler. Continue reading If It’s Turkey On White, You Can’t Indict
Fabric Over Freedom
Fun with flags, flag fetishes, and the fascists who never fail to fuel them. Continue reading Fabric Over Freedom
One Hashtag To Rule Them All
Secretary Hegseth, poster boy for the right wing’s existential hashtag, rates his actual suitability for his position on a scale from 1 to 10. Continue reading One Hashtag To Rule Them All
Truth and Consequences
In which the messenger gets the axe, ’cause if you want to run a respectable authoritarian regime, you can’t let agencies just go around publicizing the truth all willy-nilly. Continue reading Truth and Consequences
A Question About Immigration For Your GOP Friends
This is a fight against rampant lawlessness, and we need their help. Continue reading A Question About Immigration For Your GOP Friends
Crock, Stock, and Barrel
In which Don Jr.’s brand power puts some holes in the holdings of MAGA-blinded investors. Continue reading Crock, Stock, and Barrel
Click-To-Cancel Culture
In which businesses renew their subscription to the belief that no-hassle unsubscribing is bad for America. Continue reading Click-To-Cancel Culture
Why Is This Sign Illegal In Idaho?
Maybe it’s not that complicated. Continue reading Why Is This Sign Illegal In Idaho?
It’s Not
In which we discuss the hidden continuity of the “hypocritical” right. And would you buy a half-hearted rationale from this woman? Continue reading It’s Not