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Happy Joe Biden Things

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Rick — thank you for sharing your talent with me. I was so blown away by your art that I asked my team to add it to our online store: https://t.co/dVYZJVceoq pic.twitter.com/lh3keVBoSB — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 24, 2020 I know it seems like I’m desperate, right, like all I want in this job now is a MAMMAL and I’m flexible, like if we can rig up some lights for the iguana maybe that could work, but Joey B. Shark represents the forlorn recollection of a time when we had a president who didn’t treat people like shit:  Yet, far … Continue reading Happy Joe Biden Things

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My Boyfriend John Kerry Has a Book Out and is Thus Everywhere

Allison Hantschel

Globe. Twitter.  Colbert, where he was just idiotically charming and inspiring as usual: He’s 18 feet tall and I love him so much. I love how boringly passionate he is about the actual, you know, COUNTRY, and his job, and all the ordinary stuff you’re supposed to care about when you work for us. I’m so glad he talked about trying to bring McCain onto the ticket in 2004, because I feel like that was a real chance to stop what’s happened since, and not enough people recognized it at the time. Fuck, I will never be over the 2004 election. … Continue reading My Boyfriend John Kerry Has a Book Out and is Thus Everywhere

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John Kerry is Still Trying to Save Your Stupid Asses

Allison Hantschel

We don’t deserve him. We didn’t get him as president because we suck too much:  With the Iran deal facing its gravest threat since it was signed in 2015, Kerry has been on an aggressive yet stealthy mission to preserve it, using his deep lists of contacts gleaned during his time as the top US diplomat to try to apply pressure on the Trump administration from the outside. President Trump, who has consistently criticized the pact and campaigned in 2016 on scuttling it, faces a May 12 deadline to decide whether to continue abiding by its terms. Kerry also met … Continue reading John Kerry is Still Trying to Save Your Stupid Asses

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BRB GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATION DUE

Allison Hantschel

Fuck it, I’m going to Yale:  Mr. Secretary has a new title: Professor. Former Secretary of State John Kerry was out of work for about a month before landing a new job at his alma mater, Yale, where he will teach a course as well as host presentations called “Kerry Conversations.” The new program, called the Kerry Initiative, was announced today by the university’s Jackson Institute for Global Affairs. “Secretary Kerry is going to teach school,” said Jim Levinsohn, director of the institute, home of the new program. “Students are going to show up, and that’s going to be John … Continue reading BRB GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATION DUE

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Republicans: We’ll Subpoena You, John Kerry!

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They want to call him before Congress to explain how he does his job-type things! The committee in February asked the State Department to turn over documents and communications related to the “key determination” that the oil pipeline would have an impact on climate change and the decision to cite “U.S. climate leadership” in the denial of the project. In a letter to Secretary of State John Kerry, Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) and Rep. Cynthia Lummis (R-Wyo.), the chairwoman of the committee’s Interior subpanel, said they have yet to receive the documents and would “consider the use of the … Continue reading Republicans: We’ll Subpoena You, John Kerry!

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Shorter Kerry: Why Should I Apologize When You’re The One Who Sucks?

Allison Hantschel

Seriously:  Kerry called the letter, which warned Iran that any deal signed by Obama and U.S. allies could be undone by a future president or Congress, “unprecedented.” “It specifically inserts itself directly to the leader of another country, saying, ‘Don’t negotiate with these guys because we’re going to change this,’ which by the way is not only contrary to the Constitution with the respect to the executive’s right to negotiate, but it is incorrect because they cannot change an executive agreement,” Kerry said in an interview that aired on CBS’ Face the Nation. Kerry said he will not apologize for the … Continue reading Shorter Kerry: Why Should I Apologize When You’re The One Who Sucks?

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Happy Kerry Photo: He’s Just Toying With Me Now

Allison Hantschel

BOYFRIEND.  At the end of a wide-ranging interview airing Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” host Chuck Todd pressed Kerry, the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee, whether there was a scenario in which he would run again for president in 2016. “I have no scenario whatsoever in my mind,” Kerry said. “I haven’t thought about it. As you can tell, pretty busy.” When Todd asked, “is it a never say never?” Kerry replied: “Well, nobody says never. But I mean, I have no concept of it.” Either that, or he’s just toying with Chuck Todd, which could only make me love … Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo: He’s Just Toying With Me Now

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

Allison Hantschel

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Ted Cruz Should Suck It

God, his nonsense is exhausting: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Monday called on John Kerry to resign after the U.S. secretary of state privately told important world leaders that Israel could become “an apartheid state” if it doesn’t make peace with the Palestinians soon, as reported by The Daily Beast on Sunday. In a floor speech, Cruz accused his former Senate colleague of displaying a “shocking lack of sensitivity to the incendiary and damaging nature of his rhetoric.” “Mr. President, it is my belief that Secretary Kerry has thus proven himself unsuitable for his position and that before any further … Continue reading Ted Cruz Should Suck It

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Happy Kerry Photo

Allison Hantschel

FUCKIN’ MERICA: Mitchell asked, “You have an anti-homosexual law Uganda. And now Arizona is looking into whether it will allow gays and lesbians into restaurants. Doesn’t this show other countries how we feel about homosexuality in our states?” Kerry responded that he was “counting on” Brewer to make the right decision on the bill. “I cannot imagine how the law would withstand the scrutiny of the Supreme Court of the United States,” Kerry said. “So I would hope that she’ll make the right decision.” Kerry added that “this is not an easy path for the United States. But what’s important … Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo

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Happy Kerry Photo

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FUCKIN’ MERICA: Mitchell asked, “You have an anti-homosexual law Uganda. And now Arizona is looking into whether it will allow gays and lesbians into restaurants. Doesn’t this show other countries how we feel about homosexuality in our states?” Kerry responded that he was “counting on” Brewer to make the right decision on the bill. “I cannot imagine how the law would withstand the scrutiny of the Supreme Court of the United States,” Kerry said. “So I would hope that she’ll make the right decision.” Kerry added that “this is not an easy path for the United States. But what’s important … Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo