JUMP AROUND BITCHES

Well, here's one less thing for me to feel superior about sitting here in Illinois, and I couldn't be happier:  U.S. District Judge Barbara Crabb in Madison Friday overturned Wisconsin's gay marriage ban, striking down an amendment to the state constitution approved overwhelmingly by voters in 2006. Crabb did not stay her ruling but also did not immediately issue an order blocking the enforcement of the order, leaving it for the moment unclear whether couples could immediately marry in the courthouses of Wisconsin. Instead, Crabb asked the gay couples who had sued over the ban to describe by June 16 exactly what … Continue reading JUMP AROUND BITCHES

Two Dudes

Oh suck it, you moralistic bitchasses: The reason we put it on the front page is simple: No story in our newspaper would generate more interest than this one. For some people, the very idea of homosexual marriage is appalling. They sincerely believed that this is a violation of God’s law and the more acceptable it becomes to society, the more clear it becomes that the moral fabric of our country is in tatters. For others, the marriage of Toven and Taylor is evidence that our society is on a path to increasing tolerance and they celebrate what they view … Continue reading Two Dudes

Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Some of the best tweets are essentially sight gags like this one by the estimable TBogg: PA. court just gave us the okay to force Rick Santorum to gay marry. Break out the gay-marrying suit. #Pennsylvaniapic.twitter.com/UxStzJxJQg — TBogg (@tbogg) May 20, 2014 Former Senator Man Dog Sex looks like a Louisiana politician in that ice cream suit, man. It’s a better look than the whole parochial school sweater vest thing. Before I forget, FUCK YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA. Continue reading Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Some of the best tweets are essentially sight gags like this one by the estimable TBogg: PA. court just gave us the okay to force Rick Santorum to gay marry. Break out the gay-marrying suit.#Pennsylvaniapic.twitter.com/UxStzJxJQg — TBogg (@tbogg)May 20, 2014 Former Senator Man Dog Sex looks like a Louisiana politician in that ice cream suit, man. It’s a better look than the whole parochial school sweater vest thing. Before I forget, FUCK YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA. Continue reading Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Some of the best tweets are essentially sight gags like this one by the estimable TBogg: PA. court just gave us the okay to force Rick Santorum to gay marry. Break out the gay-marrying suit. #Pennsylvaniapic.twitter.com/UxStzJxJQg — TBogg (@tbogg) May 20, 2014 Former Senator Man Dog Sex looks like a Louisiana politician in that ice cream suit, man. It’s a better look than the whole parochial school sweater vest thing. Before I forget, FUCK YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA. Continue reading Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Some of the best tweets are essentially sight gags like this one by the estimable TBogg: PA. court just gave us the okay to force Rick Santorum to gay marry. Break out the gay-marrying suit. #Pennsylvaniapic.twitter.com/UxStzJxJQg — TBogg (@tbogg) May 20, 2014 Former Senator Man Dog Sex looks like a Louisiana politician in that ice cream suit, man. It’s a better look than the whole parochial school sweater vest thing. Before I forget, FUCK YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA. Continue reading Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Some of the best tweets are essentially sight gags like this one by the estimable TBogg: PA. court just gave us the okay to force Rick Santorum to gay marry. Break out the gay-marrying suit. #Pennsylvaniapic.twitter.com/UxStzJxJQg — TBogg (@tbogg) May 20, 2014 Former Senator Man Dog Sex looks like a Louisiana politician in that ice cream suit, man. It’s a better look than the whole parochial school sweater vest thing. Before I forget, FUCK YEAH, PENNSYLVANIA. Continue reading Tweet of the Day: TBogg Edition

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Breed for the Reich!

For fuck’s sake: The state of Kentucky is now defending its right to prohibit same-sex marriage with an unconventional stance: Procreation, the purview of heterosexual couples, is good for the economy, so the state has an obligation to ban gay marriage. Lawyers for the state filed a brief last week after a federal judge ruled it must recognize gay marriages from other states. The lawyers argued opposite-sex married couples recoup the state for the tax benefits they recieve by procreating and thereby improving the state’s economy. Same-sex couples, they argued, do not. “Same-sex couples are materially different from traditional man-woman … Continue reading Breed for the Reich!

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

So annoying, those homosexuals: “People are asking my secretaries to talk to them about anal sex. I’m getting hundreds of replies from all the way around the world, talking about how they want to rape me,” he told TPM in a phone interview on Friday. “I’ve received hundreds of emails, lots of tweets. My wife is getting calls, my kids are getting calls. I’m getting calls at all my phone numbers, home and work, which are public. So this is not a crowd that will tolerate any conversation about what they want to legitimize, what they want us to legitimize.” … Continue reading Shorter Steve Hickey: Why Don’t All These Homosexuals Want to Suck My Cock?

Today in using people as props: Macklemore

I realize a lot of LGBT stuff has been crossing my browser lately. The science will return, don’t worry! File this under things that probably don’t surprise anyone: Submitted: …[Macklemore]’s a straight, cis white man who is profiting from our plight[…]; we have the right to criticize him. Response: This just in: people are only allowed to care about things that affect them directly. Obama shouldn’t have been allowed to speak about marriage equality on his campaign trail because he’s not gay and was clearly just doing it to win votes from gay people. He isn’t gay and shouldn’t have … Continue reading Today in using people as props: Macklemore

Today in using people as props: Macklemore

I realize a lot of LGBT stuff has been crossing my browser lately. The science will return, don’t worry! File this under things that probably don’t surprise anyone: Submitted: …[Macklemore]’s a straight, cis white man who is profiting from our plight[…]; we have the right to criticize him. Response: This just in: people are only allowed to care about things that affect them directly. Obama shouldn’t have been allowed to speak about marriage equality on his campaign trail because he’s not gay and was clearly just doing it to win votes from gay people. He isn’t gay and shouldn’t have … Continue reading Today in using people as props: Macklemore

GOP Science Class: Blame it on the gay edition

Don’t you love it when wingnuts expound on science? I sure do since they always, always, always get it wrong, wrong, wrong. The latest is Susanna Atanus a no-hope nutjob who’s running for Congress in a very blue district: A congressional candidate in Illinois believes God has unleashed debilitating disorders and destructive natural disasters because he is so upset with the growing support for gay rights. If you’re afflicted with autism or dementia, or if you’ve lost your worldly possessions due to a tornado, Susanne Atanus thinks you should blame the LGBT community. “God is angry,” Atanus told the Chicago … Continue reading GOP Science Class: Blame it on the gay edition

Suck It, Utah Bigots

Say the feds: “I am confirming today that, for purposes of federal law, these marriages will be recognized as lawful and considered eligible for all relevant federal benefits on the same terms as other same-sex marriages,” Mr. Holder said in the video. “These families should not be asked to endure uncertainty regarding their status as the litigation unfolds.” Which, seriously. DOMA went down, so from Washington’s perspective, these marriages are recognized. Utah can sort its shit out on its own time. The bigots like to make out this is all about their right not to see boys kissing, and meanwhile … Continue reading Suck It, Utah Bigots

Suck It, Utah Bigots

Say the feds: “I am confirming today that, for purposes of federal law, these marriages will be recognized as lawful and considered eligible for all relevant federal benefits on the same terms as other same-sex marriages,” Mr. Holder said in the video. “These families should not be asked to endure uncertainty regarding their status as the litigation unfolds.” Which, seriously. DOMA went down, so from Washington’s perspective, these marriages are recognized. Utah can sort its shit out on its own time. The bigots like to make out this is all about their right not to see boys kissing, and meanwhile … Continue reading Suck It, Utah Bigots

Two Dudes

Oh suck it, you moralistic bitchasses: The reason we put it on the front page is simple: No story in our newspaper would generate more interest than this one. For some people, the very idea of homosexual marriage is appalling. They sincerely believed that this is a violation of God’s law and the more acceptable it becomes to society, the more clear it becomes that the moral fabric of our country is in tatters. For others, the marriage of Toven and Taylor is evidence that our society is on a path to increasing tolerance and they celebrate what they view … Continue reading Two Dudes