GOP Science Class: Blame it on the gay edition

Don’t you love it when wingnuts expound on science? I sure do since they always, always, always get it wrong, wrong, wrong. The latest is Susanna Atanus a no-hope nutjob who’s running for Congress in a very blue district:

A congressional candidate in Illinois believes God has unleashed debilitating disorders and destructive natural disasters because he is so upset with the growing support for gay rights.

If you’re afflicted with autism or dementia, or if you’ve lost your worldly possessions due to a tornado, Susanne Atanus thinks you should blame the LGBT community.

“God is angry,” Atanus told the Chicago Daily Herald during an endorsement session with the paper earlier this week.

“We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions,” she said. “Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it’s in our military it will weaken our military. We need to respect God.”

Atanus is seeking the GOP nomination to challenge Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) in the Ninth District of Illinois.

Oh, Susanna, did you go to school ar either Liberty or Regent? I won’t call them universities since they were founded by Jerry (Not Garcia) Falwell and Pat (Not a Duck) Robertson. You do sound like them, they’ve both blamed the gay for everything from 9/11 to Hurricane Katrina to hippity hop music and even halitosis.

Do you blame your own dementia on the gay or did someone drop you on your head when you were a child? Is it their fault that your surname ends with anus? The gay are crafty that way…

That concludes our visit to the world of GOP science.

Class dismissed.