My Boyfriend Needs To Put the Elitist Chardonnay Down

I thought last night, reading Kerry’s Twitter feed, that he sounded kind of hammered: blockquote>harry reid!!! ever notice how repub tlkg heads spin company line while dems get all analytical? Me 2 more 2 come, but big message in MA tonight re real choices Glen In CA with Barbara Boxer, she’s a fighter, I love her. But now I’m convinced he’son some kind of epic bender to deal with the fact that he’s got to deal with these Republicans all over Capitol Hill, touching his things and flirting with his staffers and generally getting in his way: blockquote>”Politico was wrong, … Continue reading My Boyfriend Needs To Put the Elitist Chardonnay Down

Happy Kerry Photo: Suck It Up Edition

Seriously: “However illegally these documents came to light, they raise serious questions about the reality of America’s policy toward Pakistan and Afghanistan. Those policies are at a critical stage and these documents may very well underscore the stakes and make the calibrations needed to get the policy right more urgent.” And to peoplewhining who should know better: “The United States strongly condemns the disclosure of classified information by individuals and organizations which could put the lives of Americans and our partners at risk, and threaten our national security,” National Security Adviser Gen. Jim Jones said in a statement. “Wikileaks made … Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo: Suck It Up Edition

Happy Kerry Photo

Oh, if only my boyfriend talked to the Box Turtle Bandit like this: Cornyn: clean power ideas like nuclear power are great but better environmental policies would kill the American economy Tapper: of course Cornyn: let the Japanese hit home runs – America can bunt and hit singles or better still get hit by a Chinese pitch and draw a walk Kerry: Babe Ruth didn’t call a motherfucking single! And by the way there are no fucking taxes in the bill shithead! A. Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo

‘Don’t Make Me Go All Laura Roslin on You Bitches’

Sebelius: Kathleen Sebelius warned the insurance industry Monday not to look for loopholes in health care legislation and informed it that she will be writing regulations to ensure that the industry covers children with preexisting conditions, which some insurers insist is not a requirement of the law. “The American people debated and discussed health insurance reform for more than a year. Congress and the President have acted. Now is not the time to search for non-existent loopholes that preserve a broken system,” writes Sebelius, the Health and Human Services Secretary. The letterwas sent to top insurance lobbyist Karen Ignagni on … Continue reading ‘Don’t Make Me Go All Laura Roslin on You Bitches’

‘We Got a Banquette Full o’ Broads, They Got a Table Full o’ Fellas’

Today in pictures: Reuters Pictures 15 minutes ago U.S. PresidentBarack Obama signs the healthcare legislation during a ceremony in the East Room of theWhite House in Washington, March 23, 2010. Obama sealed a hard-fought victory on Tuesday by signing into law a landmark healthcare reform measure that will help shape his legacy and theDemocrats‘ chances of holding power in theU.S. Congress. AP Photo 16 hours ago HouseRepublican Conference Chairman Rep.Mike Pence, R-Ind, accompanied by Rep.Cathy McMorris Rodgers, R-Wash. , discusses health care legislation during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, March 23, 2010. A. Continue reading ‘We Got a Banquette Full o’ Broads, They Got a Table Full o’ Fellas’

Happy Sebelius Photo: CHOOSE TO KISS MY ASS Edition

Hey baby, hey baby, you so fine baby: “You have a choice,” she said. “You can choose to continue your opposition to reform.” Or, she said, there’s the other option. “You can choose to take the millions of dollars you have stored away for your next round of ads to kill meaningful reform, and use them to start giving Americans some relief from their skyrocketing premiums,” Sebelius said. “Instead of spending your energy attacking the parts of the President’s proposal you don’t like, you can use it to strengthen the parts you do.” Via Sebelius’sstalker one-man fan club, joejoejoe. A. Continue reading Happy Sebelius Photo: CHOOSE TO KISS MY ASS Edition

Happy Democrat photo: Once more, with context

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Well, I– I– I would hope I– look, it’s one thing to be outspoken. It’s another thing to be outspoken in a way that misrepresents the facts. And I– I guess– again, I– it’s almost like Dick is trying to rewrite history. I can understand where the– why that would be– you know, an impulse. And maybe he isn’t– literally, I’m not being facetious.Maybe he’s not fully informed of what’s going on. Imean, the progress we have made. There has never been as much emphasis and resources brought against Al Qaeda.The success rate exceeds anything that … Continue reading Happy Democrat photo: Once more, with context

Alan Grayson for King of Everything

I love it when you call me Big Poppa: In other words, the bill could plausibly defund the entire military-industrial complex. Whoops. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) picked up on the legislative overreach and asked the Project on Government Oversight (POGO) to sift through its database to find which contractors might be caught in the ACORN net. Lockheed Martin and Northrop Gumman both popped up quickly, with 20 fraud cases between them, andthe longer listis a Who’s Who of weapons manufacturers and defense contractors. The language was written by the GOP and filed as a “motion to recommit” in the House, … Continue reading Alan Grayson for King of Everything

Voices Whispering

I could spend all day combing the wingnutsphere for the worst of what’s being said, but I don’t know, those aren’t the people whose opinions I care about. Not today. Dodd: “I will always remember Teddy as the ultimate example for all of us who seek to serve, a hero for those Americans in the shadow of life who so desperately needed one. “He worked tirelessly to lift Americans out of poverty, advance the cause of civil rights, and provide opportunity to all. He fought to the very end for the cause of his life – ensuring that all Americans … Continue reading Voices Whispering

Happy Dodd Photo

Via leinie in the blogwhoring kitteh thread, get well soon, Senator: First, I feel fine. As you have probably noticed, I’m working some long and hard hours lately. And that will continue. Second, I’m going to be fine. We caught this early. The biopsies I had showed a minimal amount of cancer, and that it hasn’t spread. My prognosis is excellent. Third, as a Member of Congress, I have good health insurance. I was able to seek the opinions of highly skilled doctors, consider all the available options, and choose the treatment that’s right for me. When the Senate adjourns … Continue reading Happy Dodd Photo

Happy Democrat Photo: Kicking Ass Edition

With the CHAIR: Key lawmakers, backed by party leaders, are drafting legislation that would effectively revoke the broad authority granted to the president in the days Saddam Hussein was in power, and leave U.S. troops with a limited mission as they prepare to withdraw. Officials said Thursday the precise wording of the measure remains unsettled. One version would restrict American troops in Iraq to fighting al-Qaida, training Iraqi army and police forces, maintaining Iraq’s territorial integrity and otherwise proceeding with the withdrawal of combat forces. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., intends to present the proposal to fellow Democrats next week, … Continue reading Happy Democrat Photo: Kicking Ass Edition

Happy Democrat Photo: Massa Edition

Eric Massa, gentleman from New York: “Words cannot express how furious I am at Fox News, Lt. Col Ralph Peters and Bill O’Reilly for suggesting that we should leave a prisoner of war behind and allow him to be executed by the Taliban to save us the trouble of trying to intervene” said Congressman Eric Massa. “Last night I joined with a bipartisan group of 22 other Congressional veterans in demanding an immediate apology to the family of PFC Bergdahl from Fox News, but I don’t think that goes far enough. I want to see Mr. Peters and Mr. O’Reilly … Continue reading Happy Democrat Photo: Massa Edition