Poppies, Poppies [waves wand menacingly]

Heckuva job, Chimpy! Afghanistan produced dramatically more opium in 2006, increasing its yield by roughly 49 percent from a year earlier and pushing global opium production to a new record high, a U.N. report said Tuesday. Opium production in Afghanistan increased from 4,100 metric tons in 2005 to 6,100 metric tons in 2006, according to the 2007 World Drug Report released by the Vienna-based United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. Opium is the main ingredient for heroin. In 2006, Afghanistan accounted for 92 percent of global illicit opium production, up from 70 percent in 2000 and 52 percent a … Continue reading Poppies, Poppies [waves wand menacingly]

Chimpy Fucks Up

Behold the awesome power of Your President Speaks! STATEMENT BY THE PRESS SECRETARY Earlier today, in speaking about comprehensive immigration reform, President Bush misspoke. He told a group, “You know, I’ve heard all the rhetoric – you’ve heard it, too – about how this is amnesty. Amnesty means that you’ve got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that.” This has been construed as an assertion that comprehensive immigration reform legislation before the Senate offers amnesty to immigrants who came here illegally. That is the exact opposite of the president’s long-held and often-stated position. … Continue reading Chimpy Fucks Up

Breakin’ The Law, Breakin’ The Law

Dang. Mitt Romney was sitting in the car with his aide Jay Garrity while Garrity was breaking the law. Republican Mitt Romney said Monday he supports a top aide under investigation in two states for impersonating a law enforcement officer, “but this really is now in his hands.” The former Massachusetts governor, in his first public comments on the case, described Jay Garrity as “a good guy” and cautioned against a rush to judgment. Before taking a leave of absence last Friday, Garrity was Romney’s “director of operations,” serving as a constant traveling companion, shepherding Romney between appointments and controlling … Continue reading Breakin’ The Law, Breakin’ The Law

Bush Boom, Bitches!

Smells like ass. Sales of existing homes fell for a third straight month in May, dropping to the lowest level in four years as the median sales price declined for a record 10th consecutive month. In a troubling sign for the future, the inventory of unsold homes shot up to the highest level in 15 years, meaning more downward pressure on prices in the months ahead until the inventory glut is reduced. Sales fell by 0.3 percent in May to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 5.99 million units, the National Association of Realtors reported Monday. Sales now stand 10.3 … Continue reading Bush Boom, Bitches!

Your President Speaks!

Today, in the White House, after a meeting with President Toomas Hendrik Ilves of Estonia. The Form Of Government That’s Changed And having been in Estonia, I can report to my fellow citizens that people now see the light of day, and see a better future because of the form of government that’s changed. What’s The Estonian Word For “Suicider”? Today, once again, we saw the brutality that extremists can inflict upon societies when a suicider killed innocent people who were working toward reconciliation. He Forgot Poland All the more reason, Mr. President, for us to remain firm and strong … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Generic Asskicking

Brand Republikkkan is in the shitter, according to Rasmussen. If the Congressional Election were held today, 46% of American voters say they would currently vote for the Democrat in their district while 34% would pull the voting lever for a Republican. [snip] Support for the Democrats has remained very steady, ranging from 45% to 47% in each of the past four months. Over the same four months, support for Republicans has ranged from 34% to 38%. Among voters not affiliated with either major party, Democrats are currently favored 41% to 18%. [snip] Seventy-three percent (73%) of American voters now believe … Continue reading Generic Asskicking

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

I’m going to do a long bit from today’s gaggle on Cheney’s assertion that the Office of the Vice President is not part of the Executive Branch, but first I have to give Les Kinsolving his props.

Les Asks A Good One

Q Thank you, Dana. Two questions. In his statement, “all human life is sacred,” the President deplored what he termed, “the deliberate destruction of human embryos.” And my question: If a pregnant woman is medically diagnosed as facing death, unless she has a therapeutic abortion, does the President believe it is wrong to destroy the fetus to save the life of the mother?

MS. PERINO: I think that we’ve made public comments on this before regarding the health of the mother. And you’re raising complex ethical questions, which I’d refer you to the NIH to ask.

Q Well, all right. Is the President opposed to the destruction of any embryo resulting from gang rape or incest?

MS. PERINO: I think we’ve made comments on that, too, Les. We’ll get you those from before.

Q He’s made them before?

MS. PERINO: Yes, I’ll get those for you. Go ahead.

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Deport Our Troops! — Update

Good news, for a change. The wife of a Soldier missing in Iraq no longer faces deportation, a U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokeswoman said Wednesday. Army Spec. Alex Jimenez, who has been missing since his unit was attacked by insurgents in Iraq on May 12, had petitioned for a green card for his wife, Yaderlin, whom he married in 2004, Boston’s WBZ-TV reported. Their attorney, Matthew Kolken, said Yaderlin illegally entered the United States from the Dominican Republic in 2001. Her husband’s request for a green card and legal residence status for her alerted authorities to her situation, Kolken … Continue reading Deport Our Troops! — Update

Loosers!

Americans think America is a Looser! A new Gallup Poll reveals that fewer than 3 in 10 Americans saying the United States is winning the war on terror — the lowest figure since the 9/11 attacks. Further, while most Americans consider the war in Afghanistan part of the war on terror, more than half reject the idea that the war in Iraq is. Results of the June 11-14 national survey of 1,007 adults find that that 29% of Americans say the United States is winning, while 20% say the terrorists are winning and 50% say neither side. Independents and Democrats … Continue reading Loosers!

Contempt!

The Hill says it may all come to a head next Thursday. House Judiciary Committee Democrats warned yesterday they would pursue a contempt of Congress motion if the White House fails respond to subpoenas for testimony and documents related to the firings of U.S. attorneys last year. The deadline for a response is Thursday, June 28. If the White House does not comply, it opens the possibility of a constitutional showdown between the two branches. In an ironic twist, the Department of Justice (DoJ) would be called on to enforce the contempt motion. [snip] One of the contempt motions would … Continue reading Contempt!

Your President Speaks!

Yesterday, in Athens, Alabama, on energy. The Global War On Subjects Begins Put a good man who understands nuclear power as the head of the Energy Department, Sam Bodman. When Other Words Go Bad In order to keep pace with our nuclear energy needs, experts believe it will be necessary to build an average of three new plants per year starting in 2015. In other words, it’s one thing to talk about nuclear power; it’s another thing to have — understand the strategy necessary. Move Forward Nucular Power I appreciate the fact that the TVA is making decisions to move … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

When Munchkins Attack

Bradley Schlozman should be in jail. Karen Stevens, Tovah Calderon and Teresa Kwong had a lot in common. They had good performance ratings as career lawyers in the Justice Department’s civil rights division. And they were minority women transferred out of their jobs two years ago — over the objections of their immediate supervisors — by Bradley Schlozman, then the acting assistant attorney general for civil rights. Schlozman ordered supervisors to tell the women that they had performance problems or that the office was overstaffed. But one lawyer, Conor Dugan, told colleagues that the recent Bush appointee had confided that … Continue reading When Munchkins Attack

Not EVERYTHING We Did Was Illegal

Via Froomkin, Sid Blumenthal… In private, Bush administration sub-Cabinet officials who have been instrumental in formulating and sustaining the legal ‘war paradigm’ acknowledge that their efforts to create a system for detainees separate from due process, criminal justice and law enforcement have failed. One of the key framers of the war paradigm (in which the president in his wartime capacity as commander in chief makes and enforces laws as he sees fit, overriding the constitutional system of checks and balances), who a year ago was arguing vehemently for pushing its boundaries, confesses that he has abandoned his belief in the … Continue reading Not EVERYTHING We Did Was Illegal

Worse Than Carter

Via Atrios, Chimpy falls flat on his ass in the latest Newsweek poll. In 19 months, George W. Bush will leave the White House for the last time. The latest NEWSWEEK Poll suggests that he faces a steep climb if he hopes to coax the country back to his side before he goes. In the new poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday nights, President Bush’s approval rating has reached a record low. Only 26 percent of Americans, just over one in four, approve of the job the 43rd president is doing; while, a record 65 percent disapprove, including nearly a third … Continue reading Worse Than Carter

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Aquickie on board Air Force One as Chimpy flies to Alabama to raise money for Senator Jaif Sayshuns (funny how we taxpayers get to foot the bill for Chimpy’s Republikkkan fundraising travel expenses, ain’t it?). Apparently No One Told Dana Peroxide That The Vice President Is Not Part Of The Executive Branch Q This is from the House Oversight Committee, this is Waxman’s people. The committee says it has learned that over the objections of the National Archives, Vice President Cheney exempted his office from the Presidential order that establishes government-wide procedures for safeguarding classified national security information. The Vice … Continue reading Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Today On Holden’s Obsession With [Yesterday’s] Gaggle

This has become a daily event

Pony Gets A Face Full Of Helen, And In Response Claims That Everyone Who Attacks US Forces In Iraq Is 1) A Terrorist And 2) Not From Iraq

Q A study shows that Iraq is the second-most unstable country in the world. Do we have anything to do with that?

MR. SNOW: Do we have anything to do with that? Yes, I saw the study —

Q — the killing?

MR. SNOW: We don’t — I’m not sure I got the —

Q I’m talking about Petraeus, also, intensifying — is he trying to build a kill record before September?

MR. SNOW: No. No. In point of fact, Helen, if you take a look at the record of the last two months, the people who have been trying to put together the kill record are al Qaeda. Go to the mosques —

Q Is everybody who resists our occupation a terrorist?

MR. SNOW: Do you think somebody who goes in and blows up 50 people in a mosque is resisting occupation?

Q What have we done for five years?

MR. SNOW: What we have been trying to do is to work with folks to deal with a highly volatile situation in Iraq in the wake of a murderous regime —

Q We’ve killed thousands of people, tens of thousands —

MR. SNOW: Many have died, and hundreds of thousands died under the previous regime. This is a place that has too long been wracked by violence. And the fact that in fighting —

Q We’re not supposed to be comparing, are we?

MR. SNOW: Unfortunately, if we fought evil guys who simply would say, you caught us, we’re evil, we give up, we’ll be good — that would be great, that would be wonderful.

Q Everybody isn’t evil who fights for his land.

MR. SNOW: A lot of the people we’re talking about, Helen, aren’t fighting for their land, because it’s not their land. They don’t even come from Iraq.

Q Are we fighting Iraqis, inherently, in their own country?

MR. SNOW: Are we fighting Iraqis inherently? I think if you take a look at what General Petraeus is saying, is that increasingly Iraqis are joining with us to defend their country from the onslaught of outside fighters, whether they be from al Qaeda or Iran.

Q Good, but we have to admit we’re killing a lot of Iraqis who are against our presence.

MR. SNOW: I’m not sure. I mean, that requires the kind of canvas of those who have died that I’m not capable of doing.

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Oh, We’re Booming Now!

The economy is chucking gears all over the road. The number of newly laid off workers filing claims for unemployment benefits shot up unexpectedly last week, rising to the highest level in two months. The Labor Department reported that unemployment claims totaled 324,000 last week, up 10,000 from the previous week. The big increase was unexpected. [snip] The increase last week pushed claims to the highest level since they stood at 325,000 for the week ending April 21. The four-week average for claims rose to 314,500, the highest level since the first week in May. That increase reflected the fact … Continue reading Oh, We’re Booming Now!

Does Your Yellow Ribbon Magnet Say “Deport Our Troops”?

Acollision of winger priorities. The wife of a soldier missing in Iraq could face deportation, her lawyer told a television station. Army Spec. Alex Jimenez, who has been missing since his unit was attacked by insurgents in Iraq on May 12, had petitioned for a green card for his wife, Yaderlin, whom he married in 2004, Boston’s WBZ-TV reported Tuesday. Their attorney, Matthew Kolken, said Yaderlin illegally entered the United States from the Dominican Republic in 2001. Her husband’s request for a green card and legal residence status for her alerted authorities to her situation, Kolken said. The attorney said … Continue reading Does Your Yellow Ribbon Magnet Say “Deport Our Troops”?

Your President Speaks! Again!

A couple of quickies from Dear Leader. First, at the White House, announcing his veto of a bill designed to provide federal funding for stem cell research. Fancy Paragraph This science which does not cross ethical lines requires money. I believe it is a good use of taxpayers’ money to spend money on this kind of science and research. And Michael is going to expedite it, that’s what that means — it’s a fancy paragraph for saying he’s going to get it done. Next, also at the White House, after meeting with Republikkkan Congressmen Lord, Deliver Me And so, to … Continue reading Your President Speaks! Again!

Better Late Than Never

Of course if we had never invaded Iraq these cards would not be necessary. The Pentagon is sending another deck of playing cards to troops in Iraq – this time showing some of the country’s most precious archaeological sites instead of the most-wanted former regime officials. Some 40,000 new decks of playing cards will be sent to troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan – as part of an awareness program so troops can help preserve the heritage of those countries, said Laurie Rush, archaeologist at Fort Drum in New York. It’s aimed at making troops aware they shouldn’t pick up … Continue reading Better Late Than Never

As Long As We Can Land A Helicopter On The Roof We’re Cool

It’s Not Easy Being [The] Green [Zone] The U.S. military acknowledged “an increasing pattern of attacks” against the Green Zone, a day after a mortar barrage against the heavily fortified area sent soldiers and contractors scrambling for cover. Militants fired a volley of mortar rounds into the Green Zone, which houses the U.S. and British embassies, as well as the Iraqi government on the west bank of the Tigris River, officials said. The U.S. Embassy said no casualties were reported, but the attack was the latest in what has become a nearly daily occurrence despite stringent security measures aimed at … Continue reading As Long As We Can Land A Helicopter On The Roof We’re Cool

Today On Holden’s Obsession With [Yesterday’s] Gaggle

I took a little break from the Internets yesterday, but today I’m back and so is Pony Blow. Pony Blow: Professional Ass Q How do you respond to critics who say that the United States should have done a lot more for Abbas a lot sooner? And do you think the administration feels any responsibility at all for the split, Palestinian split? MR. SNOW: I think what you really need to be thinking about is the President of the United States did not bind people’s hands behind their back and throw them from rooftops. The President of the United States … Continue reading Today On Holden’s Obsession With [Yesterday’s] Gaggle

Your President Speaks!

Yesterday, at the White House, with Israeli PM Olmert. What You’re Seeing Now Will Be Played Out Over Time Matt, what you’re seeing now in this part of the 21st century is going to be played out over time. When Sentences Collide And the challenge is, for those of us who believe there’s a — democracy can help yield the peace is to continue to move forward. What We’ll Be Discussing About And that’s what we’ll be discussing about today, how to do so. Only One Palestinian Territory The Prime Minister said he’s willing to have discussions with the forces … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Breathing Down Tricky Dick’s Neck

There’s a new Gallup Poll out. According to a new Gallup Poll, conducted June 11-14, 2007, just 32% of Americans say they approve of the way George W. Bush is handling his job as president, while 65% disapprove. Bush’s current job approval rating is among the most negative of his entire presidency and is just one point higher than his all-time low as president, measured in May 2006.His current 65% disapproval rating ties for the highest of his entire tenure in the White House, the same as measured in May 2006 and in February 2007. The president’s 32% approval rating … Continue reading Breathing Down Tricky Dick’s Neck

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Gee, a fairly decent gaggle today.

Pony Blow Opens

MR. SNOW: Good afternoon. One thing to add to this morning’s gaggle — the President this morning had a 52-minute secure video teleconference with the members of the presidential council in Iraq — the Prime Minister, the President and the two Vice Presidents.

And So?

Q During the video teleconference did the President very directly express his impatience about the lack of political movement?

MR. SNOW: No, what he did is he once again reaffirmed the importance of political movement, but it’s something that they’ve shared — one of the things that is happening is that this presidential council is becoming, as they expressed, more effective and coherent as an organization, so that you have not only much closer personal, but professional dealings between the foreign members — at one point calling themselves the gang of four.

So I think it’s — the President was impressed and reassured by the sense of seriousness that he heard in the meeting.

So The President Is Reassured, What About Those Of Us Who Reside In The Reality-Based Universe?

Q Can you tell us anything specific about what that reassurance — why he felt reassured, and also address whether or not they’re taking a vacation and whether you know how long that vacation will be?

MR. SNOW: On the second, I don’t believe so; and on the first, no, I can’t give you any specifics.

Q You don’t believe they’re taking a vacation now?

MR. SNOW: I’m not sure; I don’t think so. Again, I’ll refer it back to —

Q But, Tony, can you give us some sense of why he felt reassured, given that we’ve heard reassurances before?

MR. SNOW: Well, again, it is clear that you’ve got an environment now where the key leaders are working together on these issues. And, yes, we have heard a lot of these things before, but without — and I’m not in a position to go into the details and what they were saying, but there are reasons we think they’re very serious in moving forward on the key items.

Q But, Tony, we’ve heard that before, many times.

MR. SNOW: I understand. I understand.

Q I mean, why is there any more reason now to believe that they’re serious about moving forward than there was the last time you said that? Or the time before?

MR. SNOW: I understand. But, again, I think — let me put it this way, that you see that there are tangible efforts going on and I’m just not going to go into any greater detail, I’m going to let the — that is a sovereign government and I will permit them to make the announcements about how they’re doing and where they’re going.

Q You think there will be announcements on something about where they’re going?

MR. SNOW: No, I think, again, I’m just going to leave it at that.

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The Cocktail Weenie That Saved Scooter Libby

Craptacular. Via Froomkin: Mike Allen writes for the Politico: “White House loyalists have begun arguing that clemency for I. Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby — either a pardon or a commuted sentence — would be a way for an embattled President Bush to reassert himself, particularly among conservatives. “The White House has not ruled out a pardon for Libby, sources say. But several Republicans, who sense a movement in Libby’s favor, said a more likely possibility might be a presidential commutation — a reduction or elimination of Libby’s 2½-year federal prison sentence. Such a move, they said, would be less divisive for … Continue reading The Cocktail Weenie That Saved Scooter Libby

Poodle Explained

More from Dan Froomkin: Bob Roberts and Ryan Parry write in Britain’s Daily Mirror: “Tony Blair feared George Bush would ‘nuke the s**t’ out of Afghanistan in revenge for 9/11, a sensational documentary will claim this week. “Giving the inside story on the war, former British ambassador to the US Chris Meyer reveals: ‘Blair’s real concern was that there would be quote unquote ‘a kneejerk reaction’ by the Americans. . . . they would go thundering off and nuke the s**t out of the place without thinking straight.’ . . . “In Channel 4’s candid two-part documentary The Rise and … Continue reading Poodle Explained

Bush Boom, Bitches!

The Dow is going to tank today. Consumer prices shot up at the fastest pace in 20 months in May, fueled by a surge in gas prices, although inflation pressures were moderate in most other areas. The Labor Department reported that its closely watched Consumer Price Index registered a 0.7 percent increase last month, the biggest advance since Hurricane Katrina shut down Gulf Coast oil production in the fall of 2005. [snip] In other economic news, the Commerce Department reported that the deficit in the current account, the broadest measure of foreign trade, increased to $192.6 billion in the January-to-March … Continue reading Bush Boom, Bitches!

Blumenthal Gets It

On the importance of Bush’s verbal blunders. Bush’s amusing gaffes should not divert attention from the gravity of his underlying decline. Though his verbal hilariousness has been present since the beginning, his miscues, misstatements and mistakes now highlight a foreign policy in utter disarray. [snip] In Rome, on June 9, a reporter asked Bush about setting a deadline for Kosovo independence. “What? Say that again?” “Deadline for the Kosovo independence?” “A decline?” “Deadline, deadline.” “Deadline. Beg your pardon. My English isn’t very good.” Bush then declared, “In terms of the deadline, there needs to be one. This needs to come … Continue reading Blumenthal Gets It