Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Chimpy’s on the road, first to Wichita, Kansas, and then on to the frontlines of the War In Iraq (Crawford). Pony Blow, Dana Peroxide, and Tony Farto apparently did not want to visit either of those garden spots, we are stuck with fourth-stringer Snott Stanzel. Snott May Have AMySpaces Page, But He has No Idea How Many People Live In The Gaza Strip Q How concerned is the President about the prospect of a terrorist state in the middle of the Middle East? That’s obviously been a focus of his foreign policy, trying to prevent that. MR. STANZEL: No one … Continue reading Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Helen Thomas Nails The Chimp-In-Chief Once AgainToday

Q The President said in his speech that — to expect many more casualties. How many more Americans is he willing to sacrifice to keep this war going?

MR. SNOW: You know, what’s interesting, Helen, is if you ask the people who are — if you take a look at what’s going on in recruitment right now, the people who are most likely to sign up are the people who are involved in combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. And if you talk to a number of them, they feel that they are part of something very special, which is something that is certainly a difficult mission, but it also reflects the finest traditions of the United States of America, which is what people are fighting for — to liberate others and to extend the boundaries of liberty, and to create the possibility for allies who are going to be not only allies in the war on terror, but examples of exactly the power of freedom.

The President wishes that nobody had to die. This is something that is deeply personal. He quite often meets with families of those who have been wounded and killed. On the other hand, the real question is, what happens if the United States walks away? And the answer is that many, many more people will be washed away in needless bloodshed as forces of terror draw confidence and encouragement from the fact that we will not have finished the job.

And Then Helen Asked The Question of the Day

Q I have one follow-up. Are there any members of the Bush family or this administration in this war?

MR. SNOW: Yes, the President. The President is in the war every day.

Q Come on. That isn’t my question.

MR. SNOW: If you ask any President who is a Commander-in-Chief —

Q On the front lines —

MR. SNOW: The President.

More Progress

Q Thank you. A Pentagon report says violence has increased in Iraq in spite of the surge. Does the President intend to send more U.S. troops to Iraq?

MR. SNOW: Actually, the 90-10 report says that the overall levels have been high, but if you take a look at some of the metrics which have been taking place in Baghdad, you have a seen a decrease in sectarian violence, and you’ve also seen a number of other metrics, for instance, 34 percent decrease in violence in Anbar. Nevertheless, we’ve seen al Qaeda moving to other places and also using more deadly means, such as explosively formed projectiles.

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Your President Speaks!

Today, in Washington, at the National Hispanic Prayer Breakfast. “Corazones” Means Hearts In Spanish — I Think He Wanted To Use Another Word I’m pleased that two Senators who have got corazones grandes on the immigration bill are with us today — Senator Ted Kennedy and Senator Mel Martinez. Yes, You Are Deeply Touched I was deeply touched at the Coast Guard Academy, when I was sitting there as the Commander-in-Chief of a bunch of kids who just got bars on their shoulders, and the head of the class got up to speak, and he talked about his migrant grandfather; … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Your President Speaks! Again!

Today, in Washington, before the Associated Builders and Contractors of America. The Global War On Articles Continues I think the best way to overcome economic difficulties that we’ve had in the past is to cut the taxes on everybody who pays taxes. Send Your Money Now It requires fundamental trust, for those of us in government, in your capacity to send your money better than the government can spend it. We’re Just Only Really, I’ve been around here long enough to know how it works in Washington, and that is, they’ll say, well, we’re going to raise your taxes; don’t … Continue reading Your President Speaks! Again!

Your President Speaks!

Last night, in Washington, at the 2007 President’s Dinner (in which Chimpy raised just 60% of the amount of money that he had raised at the same event in 2006). Does Not Know That Mel Martinez Represents Florida In The US Senate I appreciate the chairman of the Republican Party, the general chairman, Mel Martinez — Senator Mel Martinez from the state of California, and his wife Kitty. A Brain-Damaged Yoda The only way to call this dinner is an unqualified success. I appreciate very much the entertainment that’s been here. Keep On Keeping On The only way to protect … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Does Not Understand The Meaning Of “Unqualified Success”

I linked to this below, but I thought it wise to emphasize just how unpopular Chimpy has become in his own party. President Bush called it an “unqualified success,” but this year’s President’s Dinner, which raises money to support GOP congressional candidates, raised almost 50 percent less than last year. The dinner’s take — $15.4 million — was a stark illustration of the changed political circumstances for Bush, who broke all known fundraising records in getting and keeping the White House. Last year, when Bush headlined the same dinner, the event raised $27 million. This year’s take is less than … Continue reading Does Not Understand The Meaning Of “Unqualified Success”

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

InToday’s Gaggle, A Gaggler Catches Chimpy In Yet Another Lie

Q But, Tony, on March 14th, the President was in Mexico, he was at a press conference and said, “I’ve heard those allegations about political decision-making in this matter. It’s just not true.” How can that be true when now there are emails showing that the White House Political Director was involved in the firings? Wouldn’t that suggests politics —

MR. SNOW: No, the White House Political Director — I think if you take a look at the White House Political Director, these most recent emails I believe took place after the personnel action had taken place. And furthermore, look, you can assume that when you have political appointees, the Political Office is certainly going to have some conversations. And I believe that the emails you’re talking about involve Tim Griffin.

Q Okay. But you’re saying you would assume that politics would be involved because there’s a political — but at the beginning of this story —

MR. SNOW: No, no, no, I said the Political Office would have some knowledge of it.

Q Okay, but at the beginning of this story, the President, you, Dan Bartlett, others said on camera that politics was not involved, this was performance-based.

MR. SNOW: That is something — we have never said that. I think you’ll have to take a look at comments that have been made by the Justice Department. What we’ve said is that people serve at the pleasure of the President. That’s the operative principle here.

Q The President said, I’ve heard those allegations about political decision-making and it’s just not true. I mean, he clearly said politics was not involved, right?

MR. SNOW: Right.

Q So now politics was because the Political Director —

MR. SNOW: No. Just because the Political Director is weighing in on something does not mean that this is politics involved. These are political appointees.

Pony Make No Guarantees

Q You make a good point that these emails were in February, with Sarah Taylor. Can you say from that podium categorically that the White House Political Affairs Office was not involved back in November, October, leading up to the December decision?

MR. SNOW: I think what we’ve done is we’ve already released all the emails that are available, and you can draw whatever judgments —

Q From the Justice Department, but what about White House emails?

MR. SNOW: Yes, but the — those were Justice Department emails, including those that had come from the White House.

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Better Off Under Saddam

Via Froomkin: Walter Pincus and Ann Scott Tyson report in The Washington Post on congressional testimony from Lt. Gen. Martin Dempsey, who until recently led the U.S. military’s training effort in Iraq. “Describing the U.S. effort in Iraq as a labor of Sisyphus, he said the metaphoric stone is ‘probably rolling back a bit right now in Baghdad. But I don’t think it’s going to roll over us.’ “Dempsey depicted the level of violence tolerated by Iraqis as ‘mind-numbing’ and acknowledged that a dearth of security has made some Iraqis nostalgic for the rule of Saddam Hussein, who was ousted … Continue reading Better Off Under Saddam

And Another One

Chimpy sets yet another all-time low job approval rating, this time in Rasmussen’s poll. While the President aggressively promoting the “comprehensive” immigration reform legislation that failed in the Senate last week, his Job Approval ratings have tumbled to match the lowest level ever recorded by Rasmussen Reports. Just 33% of Americans approve of the way that George W. Bush is performing his role as President. Sixty-four percent (64%) disapprove. Just 12% Strongly Approve and 47% Strongly Disapprove. Continue reading And Another One

Albanians Swipe Chimpy’s Watch

Oh, lord. No wonder they were so happy to see him. One moment President George W. Bush was glad-handing Albanians on Sunday, proudly sporting a watch with a dark strap on his left wrist. Moments later, it was gone. Did it fall off? Did one of his bodyguards remove it? Or did one of the crowd artfully slip it off his wrist and pocket it? The United States Embassy in Albania on Tuesday emphatically denied that Bush’s watch was stolen during his visit to the country, where he was acclaimed as a hero. The Albanian media — and international Web … Continue reading Albanians Swipe Chimpy’s Watch

The Party of Stupid

No wonder they chose Chimpy to lead them.Gallup. The majority of Republicans in the United States do not believe the theory of evolution is true and do not believe that humans evolved over millions of years from less advanced forms of life. Belief in Evolution By Partisanship RepublicansBelieve in Evolution: 30%Do Not Believe In Evolution: 68% DemocratsBelieve in Evolution: 57%Do Not Believe In Evolution: 40% IndependentsBelieve in Evolution: 61%Do Not Believe In Evolution: 37% Continue reading The Party of Stupid

Record-Setting Chimp

Your president set another all-time low job approval rating, this time in the LA Times/Bloomberg Poll. The poll also shows a slight decline in President George W. Bush’s approval rating to 34 percent, a record low for the survey, from 36 percent in April. This is significant, as the LA Times/Bloomberg poll was the last major poll to rate Chimpy at or above 40% job approval. They did so in their December 8-11, 2006, poll (42%). No other major poll conducted in December 2006 had him above 38%. Continue reading Record-Setting Chimp

Your President Speaksapalooza: If It’s Sunday, It Must Be Albania

Sunday, in Tirana, Albania during a presser with Prime Minister Sali Berisha. Opens With Stupidity I’m proud to be the first American sitting President to visit Albania. They Done Casted Off Them Shackles I’m particularly pleased to be here in Albania, in a country that has casted off the shackles of a very repressive society and is now showing the world what’s possible. Lots Of Other Words I commended the Prime Minister for the progress that Albania has made in defense reform — in other words, part of becoming a member of NATO requires a reformation of the defense forces. … Continue reading Your President Speaksapalooza: If It’s Sunday, It Must Be Albania

Goddamn Blue-Helmeted Bastards!

Bad-mouthing the surge. Despite the recent U.S. military buildup in Baghdad, insurgent and militia attacks persist and “civilian casualties continue to mount” in Iraq as a whole, according to a report released Monday by U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki Moon. The 15-page report, which tracks events in Iraq over the past three months, said U.S.-led efforts to restore calm in Baghdad have progressed “slower than had been hoped for” and that violence has spread to other parts of the country. The dire security situation has forced the United Nations to scale back its operations in Iraq and to relocate some … Continue reading Goddamn Blue-Helmeted Bastards!

At Least The Albanians Love Him

The Serbs?Not so much. Serbian Outrage Over Bush Remarks Serbian Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica said Monday that his country was “rightfully embittered” by Bush’s remarks in support of Kosovan independence made during a brief stopover Sunday in Albania, adding that the United States “has no right to give away Serbia’s territory to Albanians,” according to a government news release. “America must find another way to show its affection and love for the [Kosovan] Albanians, without offering them Serb territories,” Kostunica told Serbian national television. “Serbia is rightfully outraged at the American policies on the issue of Kosovo.” Continue reading At Least The Albanians Love Him

Slammer Bound

Buh-bye, Scooter. Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald urged a federal judge Tuesday not to delay former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby’s 2 1/2-year prison sentence in the CIA leak case. Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, has argued that he has a good chance of winning an appeal and should be allowed to remain free until that challenge has run its course. U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton, who sentenced Libby to prison for lying to authorities and obstructing the investigation into the 2003 leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity, has said he … Continue reading Slammer Bound

Alberto Jr.

Can anyone explain why Robert Meuller is still running the FBI? When the FBI asked Congress this spring to provide $3.6 million in the war spending bill for its Gulfstream V jet, it said the money was needed to ensure that the aircraft, packed with state-of-the-art security and communications gear, could continue to fly counterterrorism agents on “crucial missions” into Iraq. Since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, the bureau has made similar annual requests to maintain and fuel the $40 million jet on grounds that it had a “tremendous impact” on combating terrorism by rapidly deploying FBI agents to … Continue reading Alberto Jr.

Effing Nazis

This guy should know. The U.S. war crimes tribunals at Guantanamo have betrayed the principles of fairness that made the Nazi war crimes trials at Nuremberg a judicial landmark, one of the U.S. Nuremberg prosecutors said on Monday. “I think Robert Jackson, who’s the architect of Nuremberg, would turn over in his grave if he knew what was going on at Guantanamo,” Nuremberg prosecutor Henry King Jr. told Reuters in a telephone interview. “It violates the Nuremberg principles, what they’re doing, as well as the spirit of the Geneva Conventions of 1949.” King, 88, served under Jackson, the U.S. Supreme … Continue reading Effing Nazis

Looser!1!!!

The Bush Assministration lost two court cases today, first on the issue of the indefinite detention of “enemy combatants” without charges in a federal appeals court… In a stinging rejection of one of the Bush administration’s central assertions about the scope of executive authority to combat terrorism, a federal appeals court ordered the Pentagon to release a man being held as an enemy combatant. “To sanction such presidential authority to order the military to seize and indefinitely detain civilians, Judge Diana Gribbon Motz wrote, “even if the President calls them ‘enemy combatants,’ would have disastrous consequences for the Constitution — … Continue reading Looser!1!!!

18% Say The US Is On The Right Track

Ouch! The latest Fairleigh Dickinson University poll is a pony breeding ground. President Bush’s approval ratings continue to hang over the race with only 29% of voters nationally, and 24% in New Jersey, approving of how he is performing as President. Support for the war in Iraq is correspondingly low, with only 31% of voters nationally, and 26% of New Jersey voters, saying the war is going “very” or “fairly” well. Nationally, 62% of respondents who support any candidate prefer one of the major Democratic candidates for the presidency, as opposed to 38% favoring one of the major Republican candidates. … Continue reading 18% Say The US Is On The Right Track

Your President Speaksapalooza: If It’s Sunday, It Must Also Be Bulgaria

Yesterday, in Sofia, Bulgaria, during a presser with President Georgi Parvanov. Of Mice And Men President Parvanov, thank you very much. I call him George. He calls me George. Which Free Society? And I appreciate the progress your country has made toward a free society. Get Your Kicks On Rout Sixty-Six My call, of course, is to continue to make reforms, and if you find corruption, rout it out. The Global War On Articles Never Ceases So we share a common goal about diversification of energy supply. That Word-Of-The-Day Calendar Comes In Handy These are big achievements for this country, … Continue reading Your President Speaksapalooza: If It’s Sunday, It Must Also Be Bulgaria

The Most Hated Man In The World

Your President. President George W. Bush will skip a visit to a central Rome neighborhood for security reasons, a move that highlighted fears of possibly violent demonstrations against his visit to the city on Saturday. The Sant’Egidio Roman Catholic community, which has been nominated several times for the Nobel peace prize, said on Friday they were told by U.S. officials that Bush would not visit their headquarters in the Trastevere neighborhood. Trastevere is one of Rome’s oldest quarters, made up of narrow, cobbled alleys difficult for a motorcade to negotiate. [snip] The [US] embassy advised U.S. citizens to avoid the … Continue reading The Most Hated Man In The World

Your President Speaks!

Today, in Gdansk, Poland, after meeting with President Lech Kaczynski. What They Talked About The President talked a lot about what we talked about. Strong For Freedom One thing I do want to do is praise this good country for being so strong for freedom. What Our Dream Is Our dream is the same blessings of liberty be extended to the Middle East. Must Be Wearing Shades We discussed, as well, the efforts by Poland to help people who are — need to be free from governments that are — darken their vision. President of Poland And Belarus I thank … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

As I’m sure you all know by now, President Slurpy McNearbeer awoke feeling woozy today. Short-termerDan Bartlett explains. MR. BARTLETT: Well, the President woke up this morning and wasn’t feeling very well. He’s not sure if it was something he ate last night, or just — or this morning, for that matter — but not feeling completely up to snuff. [snip] Q How seriously would you characterize what he has right now? MR. BARTLETT: Not serious. I mean, like I said, just being very — taking a precautionary step by allowing himself to rest and recuperate a bit. Like I … Continue reading Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Man, I Could Really Go For A Pretzel Right Now

Chimpy is having a helluva time at the G8 summit. But what’s that he’s drinking so eagerly? It’s variously described as a “cold drink” and a “non-alcoholic beer”. Looks like the real deal to me. Does Germany even produce any non-alcholic beers? Seems like blasphemy. Every recovering alcoholic I know won’t touch a “non-alcoholic” beer, and those beverages do indeed contain some alcohol. AP Photo/Christophe Ena AP PHOTO/CP,Fred Chartrand AP Photo/Fred Chartrand, CP AP Photo/Misha Japaridze AP Photo/Christophe Ena Continue reading Man, I Could Really Go For A Pretzel Right Now

Nine Months Sub-40

Chimpy seems intent on inventing new records for ineptitude.Gallup: Just 32% approve and 62% disapprove of Bush’s job performance, generally in line with what his approval rating has been in recent months. The current approval rating is just one point above Bush’s low mark as president — a 31% rating in May 2006. Bush’s approval rating has not been above 40% in more than nine months (since September 2006), and has not been at 50% in more than two years (since May 2005). Only Harry Truman (26 months from October 1950 to December 1952) and Richard Nixon (13 months from … Continue reading Nine Months Sub-40

Your President Speaks! Again!

Today, in Heiligendamm, Germany, with Putin. Dueling Autocrats PRESIDENT BUSH: Vladimir and I just had a very constructive dialogue, particularly about missile defense. He expressed his concerns to me. He is concerned that the missile defense system is not an act that a friend would do. [snip] PRESIDENT PUTIN: (As translated.) I’d like to confirm what the President of the United States has just said — except for one thing. I have not said that friends do not act in this way. We Got To Go We’ll answer one question apiece. Toby. Then we got to go to a meeting. … Continue reading Your President Speaks! Again!

Tie A Bow On My Pony

Chimp’s job approval rating fell three points to match his all-time low in the new AP-IPSOS poll. Public approval of the job President Bush is doing now matches its all-time low, with widespread discontent over how he is handling the war in Iraq, efforts against terrorism and domestic issues, an AP-Ipsos poll released Thursday said. Only 32 percent said they were satisfied with how Bush is handling his job, the same low point the measure hit last January. [snip] In another indication of the public’s bleak mood, only 21 percent said they believe things in the U.S. are heading in … Continue reading Tie A Bow On My Pony