Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Chimpy’s on the road, first to Wichita, Kansas, and then on to the frontlines of the War In Iraq (Crawford).

Pony Blow, Dana Peroxide, and Tony Farto apparently did not want to visit either of those garden spots, we are stuck with fourth-stringer Snott Stanzel.

Snott May Have AMySpaces Page, But He has No Idea How Many People Live In The Gaza Strip

Q How concerned is the President about the prospect of a terrorist state in the middle of the Middle East? That’s obviously been a focus of his foreign policy, trying to prevent that.

MR. STANZEL: No one wants to abandon the hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people in the Gaza Strip to the mercies of a terrorist organization. We’re certainly not going to participate in the extinguishing of the hopes of the whole — of a whole swath of the Palestinian population who wants to live in a peaceful, stable, democratic state. So it’s certainly of concern and we will continue to work with President Abbas.


Q Is the administration prepared to cede Gaza to Hamas?

MR. STANZEL: As I indicated, no one wants to abandon the hopes of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people in the Gaza Strip who want to live in peace and stability.

Snott, Dood — There Are 1.4 Million People Living In Gaza — Rent A Clue

So, What Is The Bush Assministration Going To Do About The Violence In Gaza? Not A Damn Thing

Q But what are you going to do, then?

MR. STANZEL: I’ll just refer you back to the answer I gave a moment ago.

Are Jenna And NotJenna Too Busy Drinking To Celebrate Father’s Day With Chimpy?

Q Is the President going to be joined by any of his family? I’m sorry, is the President going to be joined by his daughters for Father’s Day or anyone else —

MR. STANZEL: I’ll let you know that. I don’t have information on who will be on the ranch yet.