Your President Speaks! Again!

A couple of quickies from Dear Leader.

First, at the White House, announcing his veto of a bill designed to provide federal funding for stem cell research.

Fancy Paragraph

This science which does not cross ethical lines requires money. I believe it is a good use of taxpayers’ money to spend money on this kind of science and research. And Michael is going to expedite it, that’s what that means — it’s a fancy paragraph for saying he’s going to get it done.

Next, also at the White House, after meeting with Republikkkan Congressmen

Lord, Deliver Me

And so, to this end, the members of Congress delivered me a letter — 147 signatures on it that said they will support me on any veto of a bill that is — exceeds the spending limits that we collectively think is necessary for the good of the country.

2 thoughts on “Your President Speaks! Again!

  1. dancinfool says:

    And Michael is going to expedite it, that’s what that means — it’s a fancy paragraph for saying he’s going to get it done.
    Why, oh WHY, does he speak like he’s talking to first graders?
    I guess he’s just parroting how it was explained to him by Karl.

  2. Nora says:

    Of all the people who has no basis whatsoever for condescending to anyone, W. has quite the nerve. Every time he “explains” things I want to throw something at him. Just because he doesn’t understand what “expedite” means, that doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t know the word.

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