The Smoking Bottle?
The bottle let Kash Patel down. Continue reading The Smoking Bottle?
Category: Political Crack
Those Motherfuckers Came For Louise Lucas
As it turns out, the Trump administration has made a huge mistake. Continue reading Those Motherfuckers Came For Louise Lucas
Irked In May
Our monthly exercise in vexatious venting about irksome things. Continue reading Irked In May
Gret Stet Of Confusion
Chaos in Louisiana as The Clownfish cancels Congressional primaries in search of partisan advantage. Continue reading Gret Stet Of Confusion
The Grift Goes On Forever
Give us $100. Borrow somebody’s phone to call someone who cares. Cameos by Billy Joel and Robert Earl Keen. Continue reading The Grift Goes On Forever
Who You Gonna Believe, Us Or Those Lying Gas Station Signs
As the White House’s gaslighting about gas prices goes into overdrive, those signs along America’s roads are a real problem for Trump. Continue reading Who You Gonna Believe, Us Or Those Lying Gas Station Signs
The Justice In The Shadows
Gutting the Voting Rights Act with Sam the Sham Alito and John Roberts. Don’t call them judicial conservatives. Continue reading The Justice In The Shadows
Saturday Odds & Sods: Bluebird
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Bluebird
What Kind Of Country Do You Want?
The never-ending struggle that makes up a lot of our history. Continue reading What Kind Of Country Do You Want?
Holy Fake Mustard Stains, Batman
It was funny when the DOJ embellished the charges around the sandwich guy and he was set free. It’s not funny this time if their lies let Cole Allen walk. Continue reading Holy Fake Mustard Stains, Batman
Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
In one of the silliest criminal cases ever, the Despicable Mr. Blanche tries to 86 James Comey for posting seashells by the seashore. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
Evict Cosplay Kristi
You say Cosplay Kristi; I say Squatter Kristi. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Evict Cosplay Kristi
They Can’t Make Us Love Him
The courtiers to the president got a wake-up call over the weekend. It wasn’t what happened near the ballroom on Saturday night. It was what happened after the ballroom. Continue reading They Can’t Make Us Love Him
It’s The Guns, Stupid
Guns are the devil’s right hand. Continue reading It’s The Guns, Stupid
Virginia: Sitting In Limbo
The state’s crucial redistricting vote could get overturned by its Supreme Court. But the dope is that there’s still hope, and here’s why. Continue reading Virginia: Sitting In Limbo
Not Everything Is A Conspiracy, Seriously
That so many instantly jumped to the idea that Saturday night’s incident at the WHCA Dinner was a false flag isn’t really a good look for a society. Continue reading Not Everything Is A Conspiracy, Seriously
Ballroom Blitz
After the nerd prom was interrupted by gunfire, Trump bragged about his place in history and his fakakata ballroom. Continue reading Ballroom Blitz
Breaking Bread With Someone Who Wants To Kill You
The WHCA needs to end the stupid charade that is the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Trump tomorrow night might do just that. Continue reading Breaking Bread With Someone Who Wants To Kill You
Meet Patricia Rucker, My Wingnut State Senator
I found the source of that extremely weird WV law which requires that anyone registering to vote prove they intend to stay here “indefinitely”. Spoiler alert: it’s utterly fictional. Continue reading Meet Patricia Rucker, My Wingnut State Senator
MAGA’S Magical Thinking
You say psychotic state; I say magical thinking. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading MAGA’S Magical Thinking
Yes Virginia, There Are New Districts
Democrats fought back, and it’s like Christmas in April. Continue reading Yes Virginia, There Are New Districts
Quote Of The Day: Mar-a-Lago Mafia Edition
Senator Jon Ossoff on Trump administration corruption. The MAGA greed, it burns. Continue reading Quote Of The Day: Mar-a-Lago Mafia Edition
Money Really Is The Root Of All Evil
Especially in politics… Continue reading Money Really Is The Root Of All Evil
Party On, Kash
The curious case of the drunkard FBI director. Continue reading Party On, Kash
Proposal: Better Men In Our Politics
Democrats are not immune from horrible men in our midst, but we deal with them much better than Republicans do. Continue reading Proposal: Better Men In Our Politics
Indefinitely Definitely Voter Suppression
Why is deep red state implementing voter suppression measures? Because WV isn’t extremist enough for the out-of-state interests who own our carpetbagging governor. Continue reading Indefinitely Definitely Voter Suppression
The 25th Amendment As Intervention
A 25th Amendment removal of Trump may not be possible but it’s a helluva campaign issue. Continue reading The 25th Amendment As Intervention
Unlovable Nachos
It’s not just the Tates. Fieri really doesn’t care who he can use to make a buck. Continue reading Unlovable Nachos
Hungary’s Now Or Never Election
What Americans can learn from the Hungarian election in which Democracy defeated fascism.
A Fake Hillbilly’s Elegy: JD Vance’s Terrible Weekend
The Failed Vice President’s run of bad fortune is sinking his presidential ambitions. Continue reading A Fake Hillbilly’s Elegy: JD Vance’s Terrible Weekend