Mars, Bitches!

If I wasn’t so damn claustrophobic (and American) I’d totally do this: The European Space Agency (ESA) on Tuesday called for applications for one of the most demanding human experiments in space history: a simulated trip to Mars in which six “astronauts” will spend 17 months in an isolation tank on Earth. Their spaceship will comprise a series of interlocked modules in an research institute in Moscow, and once the doors are closed tight, the volunteers will be cut off from all contact with the outside world except by a delayed radio link. They will face simulated emergencies, daily work … Continue reading Mars, Bitches!

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Gee, a fairly decent gaggle today.

Pony Blow Opens

MR. SNOW: Good afternoon. One thing to add to this morning’s gaggle — the President this morning had a 52-minute secure video teleconference with the members of the presidential council in Iraq — the Prime Minister, the President and the two Vice Presidents.

And So?

Q During the video teleconference did the President very directly express his impatience about the lack of political movement?

MR. SNOW: No, what he did is he once again reaffirmed the importance of political movement, but it’s something that they’ve shared — one of the things that is happening is that this presidential council is becoming, as they expressed, more effective and coherent as an organization, so that you have not only much closer personal, but professional dealings between the foreign members — at one point calling themselves the gang of four.

So I think it’s — the President was impressed and reassured by the sense of seriousness that he heard in the meeting.

So The President Is Reassured, What About Those Of Us Who Reside In The Reality-Based Universe?

Q Can you tell us anything specific about what that reassurance — why he felt reassured, and also address whether or not they’re taking a vacation and whether you know how long that vacation will be?

MR. SNOW: On the second, I don’t believe so; and on the first, no, I can’t give you any specifics.

Q You don’t believe they’re taking a vacation now?

MR. SNOW: I’m not sure; I don’t think so. Again, I’ll refer it back to —

Q But, Tony, can you give us some sense of why he felt reassured, given that we’ve heard reassurances before?

MR. SNOW: Well, again, it is clear that you’ve got an environment now where the key leaders are working together on these issues. And, yes, we have heard a lot of these things before, but without — and I’m not in a position to go into the details and what they were saying, but there are reasons we think they’re very serious in moving forward on the key items.

Q But, Tony, we’ve heard that before, many times.

MR. SNOW: I understand. I understand.

Q I mean, why is there any more reason now to believe that they’re serious about moving forward than there was the last time you said that? Or the time before?

MR. SNOW: I understand. But, again, I think — let me put it this way, that you see that there are tangible efforts going on and I’m just not going to go into any greater detail, I’m going to let the — that is a sovereign government and I will permit them to make the announcements about how they’re doing and where they’re going.

Q You think there will be announcements on something about where they’re going?

MR. SNOW: No, I think, again, I’m just going to leave it at that.

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FEMA Offensive

FEMA’s authorized overbilling by insurance companies is something I have seen next to nothing about in the press and media. Yet when FEMA announced it is trying to reclaim $485 million that was overpaid to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita victims it is news. And just what does FEMA’s offensive look like for hurricane victims? This from Oyster… Occasionally I help out one of my tenants with his FEMA rental assistance forms (he’s illiterate). The other day, I had to tell him that the most recent FEMA letter he received stated that he must give back $10k in assistance he received … Continue reading FEMA Offensive

McClellan had been asked if feds were working with insurance industry on flood claims

Last week during a committee oversight hearing Rep Gene Taylor (D-MS) revealed a meeting that occured on September 7th 2005 where apparently David Maurstad, the director of the National Flood Insurance Program, met with approximately 300 representatives of the insurance industry. In that meeting Maurstad “outlined the National Flood Insurance Program’s attitude towards the whole wind vs. water” issue of Katrina claims. (partial transcript & video here) There are now allegations that this set in motion the insurance companies overbilling of the NFIP while minimizing their own costs–in other words taxpayers subsidized the insurance companies’ hurricane claims. It is interesting … Continue reading McClellan had been asked if feds were working with insurance industry on flood claims

Ah, The Culture of Life: Babies = Penalties

Seriously, you need to give birth to punish you for being such a filthy whore: Liberal parents put their daughters on birth control as soon as they reach puberty in order to avoid pregnancy — certainly inviting them to participate without penalty. A number of things: 1. So a pregnancy is a penalty? I thought, in the minds of the pro-life contingent, a pregnancy was a precious miracle from God that was not to be screwed with by doctors or legislators. Which is it? It can’t be a miracle and a smiting at the same time. 2. And people — … Continue reading Ah, The Culture of Life: Babies = Penalties

The Cocktail Weenie That Saved Scooter Libby

Craptacular. Via Froomkin: Mike Allen writes for the Politico: “White House loyalists have begun arguing that clemency for I. Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby — either a pardon or a commuted sentence — would be a way for an embattled President Bush to reassert himself, particularly among conservatives. “The White House has not ruled out a pardon for Libby, sources say. But several Republicans, who sense a movement in Libby’s favor, said a more likely possibility might be a presidential commutation — a reduction or elimination of Libby’s 2½-year federal prison sentence. Such a move, they said, would be less divisive for … Continue reading The Cocktail Weenie That Saved Scooter Libby

Oh yeah right I bet you are!

Oyster informs us that Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York was in New Orleans to raise money for local Ronald McDonald charities. According to the Times Picayune Fergie “vowed to call Gov. Kathleen Blanco to voice her concerns about the sluggish pace of Road Home grants.” Regarding this Oyster writes… …but I do know that she called Blanco’s Road Home program and they didn’t believe it was really Fergie and hung up on her. OK I may be critical of the Road Home program but on this one I am sympathetic because I have been there…embarrassingly so. Back in ’04, … Continue reading Oh yeah right I bet you are!

Happy Kerry Photo: FILIBUSTER! Edition

From the mash notes e-mail he sends me: WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator John Kerry announced today that he intends to fight any renewed effort to open ANWR to oil drilling or exploration. Alaska ‘s two senators have said that they will again try to open up the state’s 1.5 million acre pristine wilderness to oil rigs as part of the Senate’s debate this week on energy legislation. “It’s déjà vu all over again when it comes to proposals to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, and I’m as committed to defeating it this time as I was the last … Continue reading Happy Kerry Photo: FILIBUSTER! Edition

Column: Had We Only Known

Link, in which I cite aimai’s excellent words about political desire versus political will: Associated Press Iraq Bureau Chief Steven Hurst asked these questions during a journalists’ forum in New York last week. The discussion focused on the challenges of covering the war in Baghdad and other parts of that civil-war-torn country. “I think clearly, though, that when the United States begins to leave, if there hasn’t been some sort of miraculous turnaround there — there’s no sign of that — that there is going to be a lot of violence. A lot of violence,” Hurst said. “You’ll probably end … Continue reading Column: Had We Only Known

Poodle Explained

More from Dan Froomkin: Bob Roberts and Ryan Parry write in Britain’s Daily Mirror: “Tony Blair feared George Bush would ‘nuke the s**t’ out of Afghanistan in revenge for 9/11, a sensational documentary will claim this week. “Giving the inside story on the war, former British ambassador to the US Chris Meyer reveals: ‘Blair’s real concern was that there would be quote unquote ‘a kneejerk reaction’ by the Americans. . . . they would go thundering off and nuke the s**t out of the place without thinking straight.’ . . . “In Channel 4’s candid two-part documentary The Rise and … Continue reading Poodle Explained

Outrage

Outsourcing: Among the most stunning decisions taken is the handover of the interrogation of prisoners of war to private firms. Employees from the firms Caci and Titan now reportedly fill such roles as interrogators and translators. The work can be quite lucrative. Titan just won a $172m deal to supply “analytical support” for US military operations; its employees can make over $100,000 a year. I wish I could say it freaked me out as much as it freaks out Turkana, that private companies operating outside the law are conducting key parts of this war, but a president operating outside the … Continue reading Outrage

I’m Not Getting My Ass Shot Off Because You Don’t Habla

Elaborating on the crack den: The fact is that “immigrants not learning English” is only a problem for people who are offended by the stray sounds of Spanish. The children of immigrants do learn English. There just is no identifiable “problem” here. Sure older immigrants may not become fluent in The President’s English, but who cares? The “problem” people usually cite is the use of “their tax dollars” to produce forms and signs and such in government offices that translate the rules of the road and other such info into Spanish. Which would be funny if it wasn’t vaguely sick … Continue reading I’m Not Getting My Ass Shot Off Because You Don’t Habla

‘A Core Tyrannical Power’

Greenwald: Allowing the President unilaterally to declare individuals to be “enemy combatants” with no meaningful review process means, by definition, that the President’s power to imprison people for life is unchallengeable and unreviewable. No hyperbole is needed to describe that as a core tyrannical power, one of the defining attributes of dictatorial rule. How does that, by itself, not end the debate over whether this is something that ought to be done? It is just self-evident that vesting the President with this power will result in inevitable and widespread abuse of that power. That is why our system of government … Continue reading ‘A Core Tyrannical Power’

You Know What I’d Like?

I’d like for everybody who made fun of me in the first couple of weeks after 9/11, when I was nervous about Republicans overreaching and making up enemies lists and harkening back to the good old days when men were men and foreigners could be put in camps, I’d like everybody who called me paranoid and said I was just being a liberal killjoy to write me a note telling me they’re sorry: “Bradley J. Schlozman is systematically attempting to purge all Civil Rights appellate attorneys hired under Democratic administrations,” the lawyer wrote, saying that he appeared to be “targeting … Continue reading You Know What I’d Like?

Friday Ferretblogging: New Ferret Edition

Puck, this is the Internet. Internet, this is Puck: Puck is three, and big, and a monster. He has a crooked tail, the tip of which is dark grey like someone dipped him in an inkwell, and he knows how to roll over. I discovered this trick when I was reprimanding him for yet again climbing over the baby gate the threee OFs had never even attempted to scale and bolting into the living room. I shook my index finger at him and said, “Bad ferret!” and he laid down, flipped over, got up and opened his mouth for what … Continue reading Friday Ferretblogging: New Ferret Edition

Bush Boom, Bitches!

The Dow is going to tank today. Consumer prices shot up at the fastest pace in 20 months in May, fueled by a surge in gas prices, although inflation pressures were moderate in most other areas. The Labor Department reported that its closely watched Consumer Price Index registered a 0.7 percent increase last month, the biggest advance since Hurricane Katrina shut down Gulf Coast oil production in the fall of 2005. [snip] In other economic news, the Commerce Department reported that the deficit in the current account, the broadest measure of foreign trade, increased to $192.6 billion in the January-to-March … Continue reading Bush Boom, Bitches!

Blumenthal Gets It

On the importance of Bush’s verbal blunders. Bush’s amusing gaffes should not divert attention from the gravity of his underlying decline. Though his verbal hilariousness has been present since the beginning, his miscues, misstatements and mistakes now highlight a foreign policy in utter disarray. [snip] In Rome, on June 9, a reporter asked Bush about setting a deadline for Kosovo independence. “What? Say that again?” “Deadline for the Kosovo independence?” “A decline?” “Deadline, deadline.” “Deadline. Beg your pardon. My English isn’t very good.” Bush then declared, “In terms of the deadline, there needs to be one. This needs to come … Continue reading Blumenthal Gets It

Blog Triumphalism

You know, it stood to reason that most of the “We’re the new media! And we win everything! We get half! Of all of everything ever! With sprinkles on!” crapola coming from the Internet was coming from right-wing bloggers. In their minds, “taking down” Dan Rather (who last I heard still had the power to righteously stir some shit up) meant that as of tomorrow, all newspapers everywhere would shut their doors and we’d all get our news from The Corner and Pajamaline, who would be linking to … I don’t know, Townhall.com, Cal Thomas’s rantings about how Howard Dean … Continue reading Blog Triumphalism

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Chimpy’s on the road, first to Wichita, Kansas, and then on to the frontlines of the War In Iraq (Crawford). Pony Blow, Dana Peroxide, and Tony Farto apparently did not want to visit either of those garden spots, we are stuck with fourth-stringer Snott Stanzel. Snott May Have AMySpaces Page, But He has No Idea How Many People Live In The Gaza Strip Q How concerned is the President about the prospect of a terrorist state in the middle of the Middle East? That’s obviously been a focus of his foreign policy, trying to prevent that. MR. STANZEL: No one … Continue reading Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Helen Thomas Nails The Chimp-In-Chief Once AgainToday

Q The President said in his speech that — to expect many more casualties. How many more Americans is he willing to sacrifice to keep this war going?

MR. SNOW: You know, what’s interesting, Helen, is if you ask the people who are — if you take a look at what’s going on in recruitment right now, the people who are most likely to sign up are the people who are involved in combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. And if you talk to a number of them, they feel that they are part of something very special, which is something that is certainly a difficult mission, but it also reflects the finest traditions of the United States of America, which is what people are fighting for — to liberate others and to extend the boundaries of liberty, and to create the possibility for allies who are going to be not only allies in the war on terror, but examples of exactly the power of freedom.

The President wishes that nobody had to die. This is something that is deeply personal. He quite often meets with families of those who have been wounded and killed. On the other hand, the real question is, what happens if the United States walks away? And the answer is that many, many more people will be washed away in needless bloodshed as forces of terror draw confidence and encouragement from the fact that we will not have finished the job.

And Then Helen Asked The Question of the Day

Q I have one follow-up. Are there any members of the Bush family or this administration in this war?

MR. SNOW: Yes, the President. The President is in the war every day.

Q Come on. That isn’t my question.

MR. SNOW: If you ask any President who is a Commander-in-Chief —

Q On the front lines —

MR. SNOW: The President.

More Progress

Q Thank you. A Pentagon report says violence has increased in Iraq in spite of the surge. Does the President intend to send more U.S. troops to Iraq?

MR. SNOW: Actually, the 90-10 report says that the overall levels have been high, but if you take a look at some of the metrics which have been taking place in Baghdad, you have a seen a decrease in sectarian violence, and you’ve also seen a number of other metrics, for instance, 34 percent decrease in violence in Anbar. Nevertheless, we’ve seen al Qaeda moving to other places and also using more deadly means, such as explosively formed projectiles.

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FEMA memo may have authorized insurance overbilling

Well well look at what that controversial FEMA memo to insurance companies on expediting Katrina insurance claims said… “FEMA will not seek reimbursement from the company when a subsequent review identifies overpayments resulting from the company’s proper use of FEMA depth data and a reasonable method of developing square foot value in concluding claims.” As the Times Picayune points out the memo says “when” not “if.” As Bob Hunter director of the insurance program at the Consumer Federation of America said…”That’s a blank check, isn’t it?”  It appears the insurance companies developed the procedures outlined in the memo… Until now, … Continue reading FEMA memo may have authorized insurance overbilling