I Can’t Call Hyperbole Here

Melissa: I’m not even going to mince words on this one: Compelling a woman to undergo an unnecessary vaginal probe to acquire a legal medical procedure is fucking rape. There isn’t anyone on the planet who can convince me that any women should have to exchange unrelated access to her vagina forany legal medical procedure, including abortion, which itselfdoesn’t even require vaginal access in every case anymore. During the Summer of Infertility Quack Fail Tour ’09, on our very first visit to the Doctors from Hell, which I thought was going to be a nice sit-down in the office to … Continue reading I Can’t Call Hyperbole Here

Jerking off the economy

CNN reported this morning that Security and Exchange Commission employees diddled while the economy burned. Documents obtained by the news outlet show that the Inspector General managed to verify that 33 SEC employees were downloading porn on their computers, in clear violation of the federal ethics rules. One staffer apparently downloaded so much porn, he was unable to keep it all on his hard drive and had to burn CDs and DVDs of the stuff, filling several boxes with the material. This was happening as the economy was falling apart and no one was minding the store. It’s apparently also … Continue reading Jerking off the economy

A Tale of Two Bobos

Story one: Come 2014, I will continue to use the stockpile of incandescent bulbs I plan to amass in the coming 4 years – and will gladly pay the electric bill so I can have the light I prefer to have. Forgive me for wanting the freedom to have a frigging light bulb of my choosing. I will continue to drive a gas-guzzling Jeep Wrangler if I have to hand-build an engine to replace it, because I freaking like to drive it. I will continue to flush my toilet however many times it takes to get the job done – … Continue reading A Tale of Two Bobos

Happy Earth Day

I’m feeling vaguely tree hugger-ish today. If nothing else earth day gives me a pretext to post two early environmental tunes by Paul Kantner and Grace Slick. My understanding (probably feeble) is that these songs were at least partially inspired by the first Earth Day or as a Westwegian Yat would put it “foist oith day.” The first song, Mother Earth, starts off sounding likeMatty Groves/Shady Grove. The second, Sunfighter, is vintage Paul Kantner. Great stuff, man. Uh oh I sound like a frakking hippie. Oh well, I used to be one before I went to the snark side… Continue reading Happy Earth Day

Law Enforcement & Terrorism

This tidbit is buried intoday’s dose of WHOASHIT: In 2005, al-Qaida terrorists used the area to fireKatyusha rockets at a U.S. warship docked in the port there. The rockets missed the ship but hit a Jordanian army warehouse, killing a Jordanian soldier. Eight al-Qaida terrorists were arrested and later received prison terms ranging from seven years to death sentences. Arrested? Prison terms? Who do these Jordanians think they are, coddling the terrorists like that? Jack Bauer would be ashamed. A. Continue reading Law Enforcement & Terrorism

SEO vs AP Style

Versus fuck it, let’s all just write in cuneiform and complain about those kids today and their cave paintings: Last week, journalists reacting to the Associated Press’s announcement that it would replace “Web site” with “website” in the AP Stylebook pushed the phrase “AP Stylebook” onto Twitter’s trending topics list. (FWIW, OJR’s style for the past several years has been to use “website.”) Most journalists approved of the news, though a few skeptics, such as the University of Florida’s Mindy McAdams, demurred. Though I disagree with her on this, I loved the snark of her Twitter response: “Everyone but me … Continue reading SEO vs AP Style

Deep Smart Phone Thought

I have an iPhone and I really like it. I even know why they call it a smart phone, it does cool things and has swell apps but this smartness (izzat a word?) thing doesn’t translate to its users. I saw a woman crossing Canal Street this morning so engrossed in her smart phone that she didn’t notice the bus bearing down on her until the driver honked. I hate to use a cliche but she got that deer in the headlights look and dropped her phone, which was obviously smarter than her. Smash. A brief apology for my fleeting … Continue reading Deep Smart Phone Thought

‘Safe and Respected’

Melissa: It is a space designed for care. Medical care, yes—but notjust. When you walk in, you are greeted by a nurse who signs you in and then directs you to a table with coffee and tea and water, and into the waiting area, which looks like a living room. There are upholstered couches and overstuffed chairs, an area rug, and a cherry-finished armoire and shelving, holding a television tuned not to Fox News, but the Food Network. In the corner is a game table with a glass chess set. It is bright and warm and cozy. It is the … Continue reading ‘Safe and Respected’

Chicken Run

Onlysomeone who has no chance in hell of ever NEEDING to use a chicken to pay for health care would ever actually suggest it. I mean, seriously. Paying your doctor in sacks of flour wasn’t something you did because it was preferable, it was something you did because if you didn’t he wouldn’t get paid at all. Even when the poor paid in chickens the rich still paid in money. A. —– Continue reading Chicken Run

Blogs are Like Terrorism

OHFUCKSHITJESUSNOTTODAYOKAY: After describing the movement as dangerous Parker then said she wasn’t saying that it was dangerous: “I’m not saying the tea party people are violent or racist or any of that…I’m not saying that the tea partiers are bad people or dangerous, I just think we have to be very vigilant…and be extremely careful, because I do think there is a lot of anger and it could become something else.” Schieffer then injected the talking point of the internet as a source of such “danger”: “Some of this really nasty rhetoric that shows up on the Internet…the only vehicle … Continue reading Blogs are Like Terrorism

Illiterate Picture Books Sell Very Well

The unending allure of Politico: Even lazy-ass Jim Newell, who writes comedy for Wonkette, posted his version of the Gregory Craig/Goldman story a whole 10 hours before the magic Playbook email went out to a loathsome group of Beltway people who so hate their spouses that they need to scan Mike Allen’s Best of the Web links before saying “Good morning” or “Let’s get a divorce.” There is much to dislike about the Politico and its newsroom culture of pointless trivia and breathtaking lack of perspective, but pretending Mike Allen’s dumb email is anything more than links to the same … Continue reading Illiterate Picture Books Sell Very Well

W.W.T.F.U.S: If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher

Today’s WWTFUS begins with a recitation of an excerpt fromLincoln’s 1838 Address Before the Young Men’s Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois. In the address, a very young Lincoln warns his audience of the threats, not from foreign enemies but from “amongst us,” to the “perpetuation of our political institutions,” calling for reason and sobriety over passion and mob rule. The emphasis below is my own. By such examples, by instances of the perpetrators of such acts going unpunished, thelawless in spirit are encouraged to become lawless in practice; and having been used to no restraint but dread of punishment, they thus … Continue reading W.W.T.F.U.S: If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher

Two-Step World Domination Solution for Newspapers

1. Fire all sports columnists, especially thosewho talk about sexual assault as if it’s a disappointing character flaw instead of a crime. 2. Hire The Editors and printthat shit everywhere: Fuck Ben Roethlotsletters. He’s way overrated, he’s superboring to watch, he plays for a degenerate football team, his name is an overturned Scrabble board, and, even among pro football players, he stands out as an unlikable moron. Now we know his drinking habits offend the DA of Hicksville, GA, and that he is a shameless toilet tramp. These are certainly not the sorts of qualities a young gentleman should seek … Continue reading Two-Step World Domination Solution for Newspapers

Student Journalism and What We’re Worried About

Bloggers are dangerous: The overwhelming number of the blogosphere’s “citizen journalists” would benefit a great deal by adhering to traditional journalism’s best practices, starting with posting under real names and then setting out to verify, verify, verify. Gossip is not fact; at best, it’s a starting point for running down facts and unraveling rumors. Too many blog posts begin with, “I heard that…” and then launch into rants and speculation. No phone calls, no e-mails, no interviews to find out if what they “heard” is true. It’s the Internet version of the busybody neighbor, except far less benign. Meanwhile, in … Continue reading Student Journalism and What We’re Worried About

Money Money Money

Newspapers continue to be insanely unprofitable: Gannett made $117.2 million, or 49 cents per share, compared with $77.4 million, or 34 cents per share, a year earlier. Analysts expected 41 cents per share. Revenue fell 4 percent to $1.32 billion, matching forecasts. If only one could make moneyat this journalism business: Already Moody’s Investors Service sees better indications for the business. The debt-rating agency raised its outlook on the newspaper industry to “stable” from “negative,” saying that a recovery in ad spending will ease revenue declines. The rating change could make it less expensive for newspapers to borrow money. But … Continue reading Money Money Money

Lanny Davis and the Purple Revolution

What the: Davis, a longtime friend of Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT), framed the venture as rooted in his commitment to moderation. “In today’s Washington, there is usually no ‘Red’ solution or ‘Blue’ solution but almost always the best solution is a ‘purple’ or bipartisan solution,” he said. Why, precisely? This is why I get to the point of thinking most self-identified moderates are basically pussies who cannot commit. Even if you are moderate on one issue or another, or you vote Dem sometimes or Republican others depending on which candidate can breathe with his mouth closed, if you spend all … Continue reading Lanny Davis and the Purple Revolution

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “You’re no fun anymore” edition

p>Good morning, everyone!

Well, as the Freeperati turn more and more of their purges and paranoia inward, there’s bound to be more friendly fire incidents as they continue to knife each other over the length of their crewcuts.

Let’s suit up and check them out, shall we?

President
Obama Has NOT Cancelled National Day of Prayer (Don’t Fall for a Hoax!)


Beliefnet ^

| 04/15/10
| Nicole Neroulias

Posted onThursday, April 15, 2010
11:18:06 AM
byRecovering_Democrat

For some reason this morning, there’s a big rumor going around that
President Obama has cancelled National Day of Prayer 2010, scheduled for
May 6. It’s not true, despite what your search engine and e-mails tell
you.

(Excerpt) Read more atblog.beliefnet.com

Sounds like someone is trying to freak Tea Partiers out.

Which is, of course, very hard to do.

TeabaggerRacist

I’d like
for a forensic internet expert find out who/where this first hit the
web. I bet it is from a leftwing nut. Maybe Hussein’s operations.

1
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 11:18:06 AM
byRecovering_Democrat


To tell the truth, I kind of wondered if Jason Levin didn’t have this in mind all the time.

FR is now filling up with threads about how this person or that person was chased out of tebagger rallies, for doing nothing much crazier than the rank and file has always done. The fire has become somewhat friendly, turning on birthers, “Lyin’ African” types – you know – the teabagger base.

Was this Levin’s intention, or just a chuckalicious byproduct of the monsters-are-due-on-maple-street mentality that bleeds out all fringe movements as they find themselves unable to stop drawing ideological lines in the sand? Who knows? Let’s just enjoy!

To: cripplecreek

How would we know if he canceled it or not?

4
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 11:20:50 AM
byilovesarah2012

Easy – just look in his “Allahu Akbar” day-planner. Or does that one go in the Dromedary Book?

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To: Recovering_Democrat

He didn’t cancel it last year, but he didn’t observe it, either,
OR host it in the White House.The lead paragraphs from the Washington
Times a year ago:

p>To: Recovering_Democrat

I heard there is going to be prayers 5 times pointing to the east
that day.

11
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 11:26:35 AM
byb4its2late
(Bawney Fwank’s mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.)

p>To: Recovering_Democrat

Okay, but if we have to face East on prayer mats, I’m going to be
angry.

17
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 11:29:11 AM
byDoughtyOne
(Be still & kneel before the know-nothing Omnipotent One, Il Douche’
Jr., may fleas be upon him.)

div class=”a2″>To: Recovering_Democrat

22
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 11:35:08 AM
byResponsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 – barf alert? sarc tag? — can’t decide)

This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 04/15/2010 3:27:15 PM PDT
by Admin Moderator,
reason:

Hoax

To: Recovering_Democrat

Hope it has been pulled from FR, because I seen it posted no more
than an hour ago.Along with a couple of Palin/Romney 2012 headlines
that led to non-stories, and a few other headlines designed to get us to
fight with each other. All part of the plan.

40
posted onThursday, April 15, 2010 12:33:52 PM
byNavyCanDo

Well, it seems to be working…

More fratricide after the lemon curry…

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