Malaka Of The Week: Phil Bryant
Mississippi law is homophobia in religious liberty drag. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Phil Bryant
Mississippi law is homophobia in religious liberty drag. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Phil Bryant
Tagline time: All he wanted was easy livin’ and easy lovin’ Continue reading Pulp Fiction Thursday: Desire In The Ozarks
Brian Williams puts the oy in goy. Continue reading Oy, Just Oy
The battle of the political titans: Wilson, Roosevelt, and Taft. Continue reading The Fog Of Historical Pictures: The 1912 Presidential Election
This started off as an iPhone post but the fix is in and I’m back online. I’m keeping it snappy. I have to prove that I can still be concise. I found this oddball jazz album cover at the Awkward Album … Continue reading Album Cover Art Wednesday: Music To Lure Pigeons By
Not if you’d been paying attention in any way: A 2006 report by the Institute for Policy Studies found that, in 2005, CEOs of the largest U.S. private defense contractors continued to profit from the ongoing wars. Defense CEO pay was 44 times that of a military general with 20 years of experience and 308 times that of an Army private in 2005. Generals made $174,452 and Army privates made $25,085, while average defense CEO pay was $7.7 million. In contrast to wealthy individuals who became even wealthier, those who were sent to do the actual fighting comprised disproportionately high … Continue reading It Can’t Be Said Often Enough: Trump Was Not a Surprise
I’m still iPhoning it in but had to share this image. It’s scary even for a dude with a Tricky Dick tattoo: https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/716994161325522944 Continue reading Tweet Of The Day: Sock Hop Edition
The small screen experiment continues with two versions of this Hot Tuna classic. Continue reading Monday Night Music: I See The Light
My service is down and I’m experimenting with writing this on my iPhone. I doubt that I’ll try this again but ya never know. A tech is scheduled to look at the exterior wires tomorrow. I should be back on Wednesday. So it goes. Continue reading Internet Blues
OK, people – you can thank the one and only Jude for kicking my lazy ass back to work, so here we go!
First up – Birdy Num Num!
Crowd goes wild as bird lands on Sanders’s podium in Portland (It’s a sign from GAIA!)
The Hill ^ | 3-25-2016 | Caitlin YilekPosted on 3/25/2016 8:58:36 PM by tcrlaf
Portland literally “put a bird on it” at a Bernie Sanders rally in Oregon on Monday.
A bird landed on the Democratic presidential candidate’s podium during his speech, and the crowd went wild.
“That bird really is a dove asking us for world peace,” Sanders said.
The “put a bird on it” slogan was made famous by the sketch comedy show “Portlandia.”
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Liberals on Twitter are going NUTZ tonight, after a sparrow landed on the Podium while Bernie Sanders was speaking in Potland.They are seeing this as a sign from MOTHER EARTH that the Planet wants Bernie Sanders to be President. I kid you not.
Hey, it IS Portland…
To: tcrlafMaybe the bird can be his running mate.2 posted on 3/25/2016 8:59:59 PM by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. — Heinlein)
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To: Ciexyz
Nice try.
To: Puppage; AllIf the bird had landed on Hillary’s podium, she’d have charged it $200,000 for the Meet-n-Greet.
To: tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
Well heck – now I have to vote for him…..
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More after the howdy part-e-ner.
Continue reading “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -ball of confusion edtion”
First Draft has a book finally! If you didn’t contribute to the Kickstarter, you missed all the updates about the shipping for the first edition, which is almost done (will you last group of lazy people please fill out your surveys?). Since that’s just about done, additional copies are on sale at Lulu.com, where you can read all about the bad early days of political blogging from me and our benevolent blogfather, relive the time Tena and I got wasted and liveblogged (there WAS NO TWITTER, YOUNGS) a presidential debate, and the origins of the whole “our fate is your … Continue reading In Case You Missed the 7,000 Posts Last Fall
We were supposed to be talking about something else in class that day, but my high school English teacher had decided to have a fight about abortion instead. Catholic high school. Class of about 15 fairly sheltered, almost entirely white kids who didn’t always show up armed for his rhetorical feats of strength each morning. Door open, so anyone walking down the hallway could hear. A bumper sticker in the parking lot had set him off, that day. Sometimes it was a story on the atrocious local news or something dumb he’d overheard us talking about on our way in, … Continue reading Examine the Argument
I had a rather silly discussion about polka music with some old friends on Facebook the other day. My mind turned to the Schmenge Brothers the fake polka superstars created by John Candy and Eugene Levy for SCTV. In 1985, they made this mockumentary for HBO. Let’s polka: Continue reading Sunday Morning Video: The Last Polka

It’s been a relatively uneventful week here in New Orleans. There were some developments in the monuments removal mishigas, but I’ll deal with that separately some other time. Another big local story involves the abandonment of a development on the riverfront at Audubon Park. The powers that be were trying to put a soccer field on a well-used and much-loved green space called the Fly. As far as I know it has nothing to do with either the 1958 or 1986 movies of that title. It’s a pity that no local news outlet used my suggested headline: FLY SWATTED. It’s direct, punchy, and to the point. It’s nice that developers lost one but their batting average is pretty damn high so I’m not planning to spike the ball or make like former Saint Joe Horn; not that I have a flip phone:
April is when the Festival season in the Crescent City kicks into high gear. There’s a string of festivals on the horizon; some free, others quite pricey. Since I’m cheaper than Jack Benny on his old teevee show, I like the free ones best myself. They’ve all gotten too big for my taste so we’ll be picking and choosing. Speaking of taste, the good news is that all NOLA festivals have tasty food. It’s mandatory.
This week’s theme song comes from the XTC album Oranges and Lemons, which was featured on Album Cover Art Wednesday in 2014. I chose Cynical Days because it was written by bassist Colin Moulding in order to balance out a discussion of a new book about Andy Partridge’s tunes after the break. I’ve also been known to be a cynical bastard. I guess you’ve noticed that:
Before making plans for the break, here’s another Moulding tune from the band’s third album Drums and Wires:
I don’t know about you but I haven’t cared for the Nigels I’ve met over the years. It’s apparently one of those names that’s disappearing because it’s too upper class twitty like, say, Nigel (Incubator) Jones. Enough with the name jokes, it’s time to make like Graham Parker and Break Them Down after the, uh, break:
‘Self-defence sport’: Brit. troops fight rats in trenches with ferrets, terriers&bayonets. https://t.co/1ijSJik6ejpic.twitter.com/geS9ovww81 — Tweets from WW1 (@RealTimeWW1) April 1, 2016 Claire is definitely not earning her keep around here. A. Continue reading Friday Ferretblogging: Historical Ferrets Edition
In my experience, the most difficult thing about surviving a trauma has been the dark, grim sense of how I felt I was supposed to react. When it comes to other successful endeavors in life, people are always looking for positive things they can tell you: “Hey, congratulations on the big promotion!” “Way to go! Your home run won the game!” “Nice job on this paper! 100 percent! A+” Positivity oozes out of everything we like to tell people for whom we are happy or grateful. However, in surviving horrible colleagues, baseless inquisitions, heavy bouts of depression and other issues, … Continue reading Survival is beautiful
As a beleaguered liberal resident of the Gret Stet of Louisiana, I can always look eastward at our neighbors in Mississippi and say, their lege is worse than ours: The Mississippi House on Friday passed a religious freedom bill that would allow businesses and public employees to deny services to people based on the belief that marriage should be between a man and a woman, sending the legislation to Gov. Phil Bryant (R). The bill, passed by the state Senate earlier this week, also allows businesses to deny services based on the belief that “sexual relations are properly reserved to … Continue reading There Will Always Be Mississippi
Oscar is the *real* couch potato in the family but Della quite likes lounging on the well-worn arm of our well-worn sofa: Continue reading Friday Catblogging: Couch Cat