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Athenae, LOL, Music13 Comments

‘Nickleback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime’

Allison Hantschel

HOWLING. Wow…you’re seriosly a douche. It’s easy to talk shit in an article huh? Sit back behind the pen? Nickelback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime. Unless your freakin Jimi Hendrix then who the heck are you to judge anyone’s talent? Psychologically speaking…I can say with confidence that you ARE the quintessential “loser” kid from high school who still hates the “popular” kids and blames them for all of your loser whoas as an adult. No wonder you ended up a “journaist”. Happens everytime. Your all the same. I would have taken your … Continue reading ‘Nickleback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime’

Athenae, Food and Drink, LOL8 Comments

‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’

HOWLING: What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone… this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 … Continue reading ‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’

Jude, LOL, Stupid Republican Tricks3 Comments

A Quick Thought

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This picture has nothing to do with the post. It just cracks me up. I’m no political strategist, but telling people that they’re too stupid to understand why their lazy, mooching, female, “urban,” or entitled asses should vote for the party that has pledged to destroy the things that those people are supposedly dependent on is probably not a good plan to increase that party’s share of the vote totals. Discuss. Continue reading A Quick Thought

Jude, LOL, Stupid Republican Tricks3 Comments

A Quick Thought

This picture has nothing to do with the post. It just cracks me up. I’m no political strategist, but telling people that they’re too stupid to understand why their lazy, mooching, female, “urban,” or entitled assesshould vote for the party that has pledged to destroy the things that those people are supposedly dependent on is probably not a good plan to increase that party’s share of the vote totals. Discuss. Continue reading A Quick Thought

LOL, Stupid Republican Tricks9 Comments

Conservative Blogger FAIL

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Connie Schultz is a Pulitzer Prize-winning syndicated columnist at the Cleveland Plain Dealer. On her Facebook page she posted the following: blockquote> Email from conservative blogger, dated July 9, 2012: Dear Ms. Shultz, We are doing an expose on journalists in the elite media who socialize with elected officials they are assigned to cover. We have found numerous photos of you with Sen. Sherrod Brown. In one of them, you appear to be hugging him. Care to comment? ———————– Response, dated July 10, 2012: Dear Mr. [Name Deleted]: I am surprised you did not find a photo of me kissing … Continue reading Conservative Blogger FAIL

LOL, Stupid Republican Tricks9 Comments

Conservative Blogger FAIL

Connie Schultz is a Pulitzer Prize-winning syndicated columnist at the Cleveland Plain Dealer. On her Facebook pageshe posted the following: blockquote> Email from conservative blogger, dated July 9, 2012: Dear Ms. Shultz, We are doing an expose on journalists in the elite media who socialize with elected officials they are assigned to cover. We have found numerous photos of you with Sen. Sherrod Brown. In one of them, you appear to be hugging him. Care to comment? ———————– Response, dated July 10, 2012: Dear Mr. [Name Deleted]: I am surprised you did not find a photo of me kissing U.S. … Continue reading Conservative Blogger FAIL

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The Many Moods Of Richard Mourdock

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Oh fer fuck’s sake. I’ve tried twice to post over here today and both times my post got eated. Once it was a really lovely piece about the SCOTUS health care ruling and it just *poof* went away. I’m not even going to bother anymore. Here’s a video from last night’s Colbert Report, wherein he mocks Indiana Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, who pre-taped his different responses to the SCOTUS health care decision and then accidentally published them on YouTube last week. Woopsies. Needless to say, Mourdock’s pre-taped responses, absent anything factual like, y’know, why SCOTUS would have ruled the … Continue reading The Many Moods Of Richard Mourdock

Current Affairs, LOL2 Comments

The Many Moods Of Richard Mourdock

Oh fer fuck’s sake. I’ve tried twice to post over here today and both times my post got eated. Once it was a really lovely piece about the SCOTUS health care ruling and it just *poof* went away. I’m not even going to bother anymore. Here’s a video from last night’s Colbert Report, wherein he mocks Indiana Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, who pre-taped his different responses to the SCOTUS health care decision and then accidentally published them on YouTube last week. Woopsies. Needless to say, Mourdock’s pre-taped responses, absent anything factual like, y’know, why SCOTUS would have ruled the … Continue reading The Many Moods Of Richard Mourdock

Athenae, LOL, Music13 Comments

‘Nickleback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime’

HOWLING. Wow…you’re seriosly a douche. It’s easy to talk shit in an article huh? Sit back behind the pen? Nickelback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime. Unless your freakin Jimi Hendrix then who the heck are you to judge anyone’s talent? Psychologically speaking…I can say with confidence that you ARE the quintessential “loser” kid from high school who still hates the “popular” kids and blames them for all of your loser whoas as an adult. No wonder you ended up a “journaist”. Happens everytime. Your all the same. I would have taken your … Continue reading ‘Nickleback gets more pussy in an hour than you will get in a lifetime’

Adrastos, LOL, Television1 Comment

Sunday Morning Video: The Laff Box

Here’s a cool appraisal from theAntiques Roadshowof a laff box; that’s right a laugh track machine. I gotta get one of these in order to have self administered rim shots when I’m on a roll: http://www-tc.pbs.org/s3/pbs.videoportal-prod.cdn/media/swf/PBSPlayer.swf WatchAppraisal: 1953 Charlie Douglass “Laff Box” on PBS. See more fromAntiques Roadshow. Via Ken Levine. Continue reading Sunday Morning Video: The Laff Box

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Where Are They Now, Tennessee Edition

Catapulted to national notorietyafter getting thoroughly lampooned on The Colbert Report, perennial Tennessee Republican candidate Basil Marceaux has brought his fight to abolish gold-fringed flags, slavery at traffic stops and other nefarious tools of big government to the race for the Tennessee State House.Sadly, he’s hit a road bump: Criminal Court Judge Rebecca Stern on Monday morning sentenced him to serve 10 days in jail for contempt of court. She did so after the Soddy Daisy resident first told her, “You’re out of order.” Then, as he was leaving the podium, he said, “I run for everything. And when I … Continue reading Where Are They Now, Tennessee Edition

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Let’s See Action

Peter Adrastos Athas

There have been quite a few live or hot mic gaffes in the American presidential election.In France, a minor candidate had a thin or hot wall moment: One moment of light relief came when rank outsider Nicolas Dupont-Aignan discovered his campaign headquarters was not as soundproof as he might have wished after noisy neighbours engaging in what the French press described as “bedroom sport” interrupted a press conference. “Enough talk, we want actions,” continued the candidate, pretending not to notice, as journalists sniggered. Continue reading Let’s See Action

Athenae, Geek Cred, LOL, Television10 Comments

Game of Thrones of Hotness

You have to be KIDDING me. I know I like ’em old and scruffy, and that’s not exactly the Justin Bieber set’s cup of mead, but I wouldn’t touch Littlefinger with the tip of my umbrella. Viserys really should be disqualified from any ranking like this based on the first damn episode, and Loras Tyrell, man, I’m not a dude so not his target demographic, but REALLY? He makes the list (along with characters who could charitably be referred to as Guy In The Back In the Crowd Scene Number Four) and the The Old Bear doesn’t? What about Ser … Continue reading Game of Thrones of Hotness

Athenae, Food and Drink, LOL8 Comments

‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’

Allison Hantschel

HOWLING: What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone… this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 … Continue reading ‘We’ve Even Incorporated It Into Our Lovemaking’