Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – GOP follies edition

Good morning, everyone!

Let’s get suited up and spin that airlock wheel, shall we?

Without further ado –King Slut!

Peter King: Halt donations to House GOP

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/issa-sandy-bill-was-a-pork-fest-85668.html#ixzz2Gqq8p8tc ^


Posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:23:08 PM by ConservativeMan55

New York Republican Rep. Peter King went to war with his Republican
colleagues on Wednesday after leaders spiked a Hurricane Sandy relief
bill, calling on New Yorkers to stop all donations to GOP House members.

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:23:10 PM
by ConservativeMan55

To: ConservativeMan55

Already done!!

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:23:36 PM
by ConservativeMan55

Yeah. Sure. You stopped giving that money that you never gave in the first place.

To: ConservativeMan55

Peter King can go to hell and he can take Jabba the Hut Christie with him!

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:27:18 PM
by pgkdan
(Does America have a Cassius Chaerea?)

To: ConservativeMan55

halt donations to Peter King

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:27:50 PM
by GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)

I’m detecting a theme here…

To: SeekAndFind

I live in NY and I am disgusted with it. Every time there is a
disaster some mysterious illness or irreparable seems to pop up and harm
our citizens all go running for the doctor

Running for the Doctor? EVERY time a mysterous illness pops up? What a bunch of wusses!

andthe lawyer and the
congressman and cry crocodile tears in order to make some money. How
about we all shut up, pull ourselves together and stop asking for money
for once. What a concept! What a bunch of wusses!

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 3:57:19 PM
by AdaGray
(squi)

That’s what I said!

To: ConservativeMan55
The Tea Party is a good place to send money and Sarah Palin is my choice.
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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 2:46:11 PM
by mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)

To: frogjerk
I think tea party and like minded individuals gave the GOP one
last chance in 2012. I think it is time to move on. If the GOP wants to
come along fine but otherwise they can go pound sand.

2014 will be the last chance for the Pubbies, IMO.

On
second thought, the upcoming debt ceiling is the last chance. If the
Pubbies don’t draw the line in the sand, it will never happen.

Does Boehner realize he’s Speaker because of the Tea Party?

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 3:13:17 PM
by Night Hides Not
(The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami…100’s of aftershocks to come.)

SquirrelOnUnicorn
.

To: John O

I honestly see no logic in subsidizing people living in areas
which are especially vulnerable to bad weather.

Well, let’s see – that would be the entire population of both coasts, the Gulf of Mexico, tornado alley, and the Rocky Mountains from British Colombia to the Rio Grande. Throw in the desert states where nothing edible grows and sandstorms turn car windows milky white,

What’s left?

On top of that, those
areas (costal) are generally pretty affluent.

Have you ever BEEN to Mississippi, you hat of asses?

It’s bad enough we have effectively subsidized flood insurance, but aid on top of that is rubbish.

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posted on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 3:25:00 PM
by drbuzzard
(All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.)

Yeah!Aid?On top of that???
(you know this douchenozzle would be the first one to scream for help if a tornado demolished his town)
Well, we’re not done with the Big Bad Boehner yet, so that and more after the Quantum Singularity…

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Three “rude and impertinent” questions about the Manti Te’o saga

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Pulp Fiction Thursday: Seven Days In May

Seven Days In May is an odd movie to dub pulp fiction. The novel on which it was based was pretty darn pulpy but the film had an A-List cast, prestige director and first rate screenwriter. I’m trotting it out today because it’s a personal favorite of mine; every time I stumble into it on cable, I watch it as if it were the first time. In short, it’s a thrilling thriller. This tale of an aborted military coup against a dovish nuke cutting President (Fredric March) was inspired by the massive falling out between JFK and his generals after … Continue reading Pulp Fiction Thursday: Seven Days In May

Snarky, My Favorite Flavor of Democrat

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Republican Opposition is Democrats’ Fault

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Fuck Yeah France

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Fuck Yeah France

Nice. Translation: LeParisien (French newspaper) “The First baby of the year, in Auvergne, has two mommies!” AbbéGrosJean (Catholic Priest) “Dear Journalists, quick reminder of your biology classes, a baby can’t have two mothers, he has one mother and the mother has a partner”. Eric Fallourd (From the “Ecologie” (left) party in France, works at the Assembly): “When you believe a story where a virgin woman gives birth to God’s child, you’re not allowed to talk about biology classes.” A. Continue reading Fuck Yeah France

Pulp Fiction Thursday: Seven Days In May

Seven Days In May is an odd movie to dub pulp fiction. The novel on which it was based was pretty darn pulpy but the film had an A-List cast, prestige director and first rate screenwriter. I’m trotting it out today because it’s a personal favorite of mine; every time I stumble into it on cable, I watch it as if it were the first time. In short, it’s a thrilling thriller. This tale of an aborted military coup against a dovish nuke cutting President (Fredric March) was inspired by the massive falling out between JFK and his generals after … Continue reading Pulp Fiction Thursday: Seven Days In May

Watching The Crazy Go Up To Eleven

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Safe From Tyranny Because of Our Guns

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Inauguration Van

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Inauguration Van

Yeah, we’ll crack van the festivities on Monday.Full schedule here. MONDAY, JANUARY 21 Ceremonial Swearing-In Ceremony Location: Capitol Hill Start Time: 11:30 AM ET On Monday, the President and Vice President will be sworn in the traditional ceremonial swearing in ceremony at the U.S. Capitol that is open to the public. Note: Per tradition, the event is hosted by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies and media credentials for this event are issued by the Senate Media Galleries. Inaugural Parade Location: Viewing stands and bleachers are lined along Pennsylvania Avenue Estimated Start Time: 2:35 PM ET President Obama, Vice … Continue reading Inauguration Van

Clarence Thomas Meets John Entwistle

The beltway political press is wetting themselves today about porn lovin’ Supreme Clarence Thomas. He spoke in court for the first time in 7 years. Big Fucking Deal. Me, I wish he’d retire but they’ll have to carry him out of there as long as the Democrats control the White House. According to Slate’s ghoulishly delightful Supreme Court Justice Death Calculator, there is only a 10.17% chance that Thomas will kick the bucket by 2017, so he’ll probably wait another 7 years til opening his yap/bazoo/piehole again. You’re probably asking yourself how the late, great-and stolid even while alive-Who bassist … Continue reading Clarence Thomas Meets John Entwistle

Ride Glenn’s Bologna Pony

And other family-friendly amusements at Glenn Beck’s new Rand-Land: Glenn believes that he can bring the heart and the spirit of Walt’s early Disneyland ideas into reality. Independence, USA wouldn’t be about rides and merchandise, but would be about community and freedom. The Marketplace would be a place where craftmen and artisan could open and run real small businesses and stores. The owners and tradesmen could hold apprenticeships and teach young people the skills and entrepreneurial spirit that has been lost in today’s entitlement state. [snip] Across the lake, there would be a church modelled after The Alamo which would … Continue reading Ride Glenn’s Bologna Pony

Safe From Tyranny Because of Our Guns

Sweet Jesus, this guy’s like watching a monkey fuck a football: “The President’s actions are an existential threat to this nation,” Stockman said in a statement. “The right of the people to keep and bear arms is what has kept this nation free and secure for over 200 years. The very purpose of the Second Amendment is to stop the government from disallowing people the means to defend themselves against tyranny. Any proposal to abuse executive power and infringe upon gun rights must be repelled with the stiffest legislative force possible.” Yes.This guy has kept America free and secure for … Continue reading Safe From Tyranny Because of Our Guns

The Lutheran Insulter

I’m preternaturally fond of old school insult comedians. I worship at the feet of Rickles and even remember Fat Jack E Leonard with distressing fondness. Insult comedians, however, tend to be Jewish but Martin Luther-you know the dude who nailed that list thing to the door of a church-was the original one. He may, in fact, be the only known German comedian of his era.<rim shot> Click on this LINK to get dissed. Here are a few choice samples of Luther’s career as a proto-Mr. Warmth: You stink like devilish filth flung into Germany. You are dumber than Seriphian frogs … Continue reading The Lutheran Insulter

Clarence Thomas Meets John Entwistle

The beltway political press is wetting themselves today about porn lovin’ Supreme Clarence Thomas. He spoke in court for the first time in 7 years. Big Fucking Deal. Me, I wish he’d retire but they’ll have to carry him out of there as long as the Democrats control the White House. According to Slate’s ghoulishly delightfulSupreme Court Justice Death Calculator, there is only a 10.17% chance that Thomas will kick the bucket by 2017, so he’ll probably wait another 7 years til opening his yap/bazoo/piehole again. You’re probably asking yourself how the late, great-and stolid even while alive-Who bassist John … Continue reading Clarence Thomas Meets John Entwistle

I Couldn’t Do It Therefore Nobody Can

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The Lutheran Insulter

I’m preternaturally fond of old school insult comedians. I worship at the feet of Rickles and even remember Fat Jack E Leonard with distressing fondness. Insult comedians, however, tend to be Jewish but Martin Luther-you know the dude who nailed that list thing to the door of a church-was the original one. He may, in fact, be the only known German comedian of his era.<rim shot> Click on this LINK to get dissed. Here are a few choice samples of Luther’s career as a proto-Mr. Warmth: You stink like devilish filth flung into Germany. You are dumber than Seriphian frogs … Continue reading The Lutheran Insulter

I Couldn’t Do It Therefore Nobody Can

Yet another subgenre of new media and journalism coverage that makes me fucking crazy. Mike Fourcher, who served as Journatic editorial directorfor a few months last year, is quitting his three-year-old Chicago neighborhood blog, Center Square Journal, and offering it to anyone who wants to run it as a non-profit. “The economics just aren’t there for a set of stand-alone neighborhood news sites in Chicago,” he writes. “They need a sponsor and a different kind of community support since I’m moving on to a new project. More on that another time.” (Three Chicago neighborhood online news sites make up Fourcher’sBrown … Continue reading I Couldn’t Do It Therefore Nobody Can

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Ride Glenn’s Bologna Pony

And other family-friendly amusements atGlenn Beck’s new Rand-Land: Glenn believes that he can bring the heart and the spirit of Walt’s early Disneyland ideas into reality. Independence, USA wouldn’t be about rides and merchandise, but would be about community and freedom. The Marketplace would be a place where craftmen and artisan could open and run real small businesses and stores. The owners and tradesmen could hold apprenticeships and teach young people the skills and entrepreneurial spirit that has been lost in today’s entitlement state. [snip] Across the lake, there would be a church modelled after The Alamo which would act … Continue reading Ride Glenn’s Bologna Pony

Worst Governor Ever

I was contemplating posting about my so-called Governor’s reverse Robin Hoodism (abolishing income and corporate taxes in favor of staggering sales taxes increases) but then I read my friendLamar White’s recent PBJ post and decided to do a link and quote instead: He is, without any question, the single worst Governor in contemporary Louisiana history, and in lightning fast time, Bobby Jindal has destroyed institutions, services, and programs that had taken generations for us to build, shuffling our tax dollars from those most in need to those who have the most, lining the pockets of his campaign contributors with public … Continue reading Worst Governor Ever