Saturday Odds & Sods: Mockingbird Time

Human Mockingbird
Sideshow banner by Snap Wyatt.

It’s been an interesting week in New Orleans. Things are looking so good in the Gret Stet Goober race that I’m concerned about overconfidence. Louisiana Democrats have no reason to feel cocky with only 2 weeks to go until the runoff. We haven’t won a Governor’s race since 2003, so it’s time to keep on pushing as Curtis Mayfield would surely say at this point. That’s my impressionistic take:

The big local controversy involves parking meters, one might even call it parking wars. It sounds like an A&E reality show but it’s all about Mayor Landrieu doubling parking meter rates and extending operating times. People are perturbed, peeved, and pissed-off, especially since the whole thing has been done by stealth. The last things we need are fewer parking spaces and more enforcement by the dread meter maids. Macca obviously never met a New Orleans meter maid when he wrote Lovely Rita.

This week’s theme song and banner artwork are inspired by the spirited chirping of one of my favorite birds-you guessed it-the mockingbird. There’s one ensconced not far from my writing room belting out triplets. That, in turn, led me to one of my favorite bands and the title track of their 2011 album-you guessed it-Mockingbird Time:

While we’re mocking mockingbirds, I thought I’d throw this chirpy avian hit from the Seventies at you:

Carly and James were the IT couple for a few years but things didn’t work out for them in the long run. Holy celebrity trivia, Batman. We’ll have more ponderous ruminations after the break but whatever you do, don’t listen to the mockingbird:

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Ross Douthat: It’s Too Bad Republicans Are Doing What They’ve Always Done

Ugh, Ross:  The post-Romney Republicans really have changed some of their rhetoric: There’s been relatively little “makers vs. takers” material on the debate stage thus far, somewhat fewer “you built that” plaints for the long-suffering entrepreneurs, and more expressions of solidarity with people going paycheck to paycheck. Yeah! Nobody’s talking about makers and takers! Except for, you know, THE ENTIRE FUCKING CANDIDACY OF SCOTT WALKER. And hey, as long as they’re not saying it as much. With the words. But overall it really is quite striking how little most of the candidates are offering on economic policy that strays from the … Continue reading Ross Douthat: It’s Too Bad Republicans Are Doing What They’ve Always Done

‘I’ve told you about Sasquatch, my cat from after 9/11.’

I’m not sure we should be arguing about political bias when there’s this stuff going on:  Fox Business’ Jo Ling Kent, a graduate of the London School of Economics who has earned two Master’s degrees in international affairs, followed up her segment by facing the only logical question suitable for her time and talents: “Do you have a cat, Jo?” “I do not have a cat, I’d like a cat though.” Smith continues “According to a new study, everything you’ve thought about cats is true. They are in fact plotting to kill you.” Smith seems to slap his papers against the desk … Continue reading ‘I’ve told you about Sasquatch, my cat from after 9/11.’

Just Stop Interneting, Jeb

Go home and go to bed now, Jeb Bush:  On Monday morning, Bush delivered what was widely described as a “reset” speech—”Our story is about action, doing, not just talking” he said—and he debuted the new “Jeb Can Fix It” motto. By Monday afternoon, #JebCanFixIt had gone viral, becoming a trending hashtag on Twitter. But not necessarily in the way the campaign wanted. I was telling somebody on Twitter the other day that I am blessed to know two people who are in love with W. As in, would totally bang his brains out if they had the chance. They have … Continue reading Just Stop Interneting, Jeb

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Halloweenies edition

Just when you thought that weenies couldn’t be filled with anything more disgusting…

Scratch a Freeper – find an apparatchik.

“Throw another Russian on the fire, boys.”

Coming Out Could Mean Jail Time in Russia
TakePart ^ | OCT 26, 2015 | Rebecca McCray

Posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by MinorityRepublican

Conservative lawmakers in Russia are considering amending an already controversial two-year-old article that punishes individuals who “propagate homosexuality” to children. The amendment to this article would make publicly coming out as gay an administrative violation punishable by up to 15 days in jail or a fine of 5,000 rubles, which amounts to about $80.

1 posted on 10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by MinorityRepublican

Now bear in mind that Freepers hate Russia because it’s full of commies and totalitarian bad guys. I don’t mean hate as in “I hate it when my toast is cold”, I mean hate as in: “I hate you and hope you die horribly!”

To: MinorityRepublican

This is wrong.

They should be treated for the mental disease they have.

2 posted on 10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎01‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by freedumb2003 (Don’t mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)

They tried that already.
Didn’t work.

PUBLIC DM ORIGINALS 31/05/2003 (P43) 1933 STALIN SLAVE LABOUR CAMP

To: MinorityRepublican

Good for Russia.

Ja DA, tovarisch!

Those with nasty habits will not be marketing the vile behavior to others other than their perversion partner. What they keep private won’t get them in trouble.

8 posted on 10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎27‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light….. Isaiah 5:20)

To: freedumb2003

I think I’ll pop some popcorn, grab a beer, throw another fagot on the fire, and watch this thread.

11 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎00‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)

You guys know I never miss a chance to post this:
To: All

Seems like every week lately, Russia is a better run country than our dear Republic. It’s nice to see a government treat homosexuality as the mental illness it is.

24 posted on 10‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎44‎:‎57‎ ‎AM by nightowl_jg

You could always emigrate…
To: freedumb2003
It’s just good to see someone in this whole wide world with some moral integrity.
26 posted on 10‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎08‎:‎21‎ ‎AM by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
Folks, I think we’ve hit peak cognitive dissonance here.
More after the thingy.

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John Kasich is Not the Last Honest Man

Don’t be fooled! pic.twitter.com/l5B8DgTJxR — philip harris (@pharris830) November 1, 2015 I kept yelling this on Twitter when people were praising him during the last debate (or mocking the others by saying he wasn’t as bad). Just because he’s the least batshit Republican on stage at the moment, doesn’t make him NOT a batshit Republican. He tried to do to Ohio what Walker successfully did to Wisconsin, he was plenty ready to jerk off the Koch brothers until they found a bologna pony they liked better, and if he’s making sense now, it’s just because the others are speaking High Wingnut … Continue reading John Kasich is Not the Last Honest Man

A Win for Big Switchblade

Who, exactly, was clamoring for this?  It would no longer be a crime to carry a switchblade, or to carry a concealed knife without a permit, under a bill approved Tuesday by the Assembly’s Public Safety Committee. Rep. Evan Goyke of Milwaukee said the bill treats all knives equally. “You and I could put whatever knife we want in our pocket or we could just carry it in our hand, and that would not be a crime,” he said. I get the gun stuff, because NRA and NRA money. But who exactly is Big Knife, that was worried about Knife … Continue reading A Win for Big Switchblade