Negging Young Voters

Another day, another round of “young people are so stupid, hah hah, why don’t they listen to us they are so stupid!” on the Internets. And it’s not that certain generations do or don’t vote. This isn’t about numbers. After I politely suggested on Twitter that assuming they don’t vote is a bad way to open your argument, I got half a dozen ‘splainers all WELL ACTUALLY up in my mentions, citing various studies that show that this, that or the other group we are currently referring to as “millennials” does not vote in numbers comparable to their noble forbearers. … Continue reading Negging Young Voters

‘sad but entirely unavoidable natural disasters’

The Belt is doing the smartest reporting on the election right now:   Since at least the 2000 election, populist concerns have percolated to the pages of mainstream press, only to drift from the front page back into the business section after the delegates are all counted. It’s a sort of business-as-usual mentality, occasionally giving us heart-wrenching stories of individual factory closings delivered with the same sentimental fatalism used when writing about sad but entirely unavoidable natural disasters. Or, on the other end of the rhetorical spectrum, are the dry and context-free prognostications offered up in “market watch” sections of major newspapers. Both are … Continue reading ‘sad but entirely unavoidable natural disasters’

Saturday Odd & Sods: Don’t Keep Me Wondering

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Still from John Ford’s Fort Apache, 1948.

I’m writing this post well in advance of Saturday. It’s not exactly a breaking news post in any event. We’re in Baton Rouge visiting Louise who is 94, slightly ornery, and a lifelong Liberal Democrat. At one point she said something about lighting the Insult Comedian’s hair on fire, but I’m opposed to violence even though the image is not without its charms. She lives at St. James Place, which is a very nice retirement community. The residents all seem to know one another, which makes it feel like high school with walkers. We’ll be home this afternoon for the Fete Francaise in our neighborhood. I need some moule et frites and have to see if our friends Holly and Paul have built a new contraption for this year’s festival.

The weather has improved in New Orleans but the surrounding areas are still battling rivers that are determined to flood. They’re still trying to wash us away, y’all:

I used Aaron’s version because I make far too many Randy Newman references in this space. Speaking of Randy Newman, he played Jazz Fest on a rainy spring day in 1991. As corny as it sounds, the skies opened when he launched into Louisiana 1927. I am not making this up. Since the wall of camp chairs didn’t exist in 1991, Dr. A and I were able beat a hasty retreat and find shelter. The rain only lasted for 20 minutes or so but it makes for a good story, eh wot? Guess I lied about not mentioning Randy Newman again…

This week’s theme song was written by Gregg Allman for the first Allman Brothers LP. It’s a helluva tune and I found three swell versions on YouTube. I’m not a big G dropper so I followed the spelling as opposed to spellin’ on the other versions.

We begin with the Allman Brothers Band live at the Fillmore East:

Buddy Miles was an outstanding drummer and soulful singer who never quite achieved the stardom predicted for him in the Sixties. It’s what happens when you play with Jimi Hendrix, Michael Bloomfield, John McLaughlin, and Carlos Santana by the age of 25.

This next clip comes from the 2010 Crossroads Festival. Derek Trucks, who was in the Allman Brothers Band from 1999 to 2014, invited David Hidalgo and Ceasar Rosas of Los Lobos onstage. The result is magic:

If you’re wondering if it’s time for the break, you are correct. First, I will put you through Them Changes, Carlos and Buddy style:

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Trump TV: ‘your show, your brand, your image’

Oh for fuck’s sake this is NOT YOUR JOB:  Later in August, after a brief lull in his insults, Trump again attacked Kelly on Twitter, prompting Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes to issue a statement demanding Trump apologize. Trump responded by saying, “I do not think Megyn Kelly is a quality journalist.” “It’s the Megyn Kelly effect,” said one MSNBC producer. “If you push back too hard, it will only hurt you. It’s only going to hurt your show, your brand, your image, because for some reason, Donald Trump is more impervious to these attacks than a typical politician.” It’s … Continue reading Trump TV: ‘your show, your brand, your image’

Friday Ferretblogging: Cruising with Ferrets!

I would totally have brought Bucky and Chicken along on a cruise if I could have:  In other SeaTrade news: ▪ Regent Seven Seas announced that its new ship, the Seven Seas Navigator, will feature in-suite spas when it sets sail in July. ▪ Scenic, an Australian-based tour operator that owns two river cruising brands, Scenic and Emerald Waterways, is introducing a 228-passenger polar-class megayacht, Eclipse, due in 2018. The all-suite, all-balcony ship will feature butler service, two helicopters and a submarine. It will sail in polar regions with 200 passengers and in other regions. ▪ And for travelers who find cruising with … Continue reading Friday Ferretblogging: Cruising with Ferrets!

The Troll In Chief

Gore Vidal once called Merica the land of the dull and the home of the literal. The master’s opinion has been confirmed by the reaction of some earnest folks to the President’s nomination of Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. I beg to differ. It’s a political masterstroke that has put the GOP majority in the Senate on the spot. Charlie Pierce, as usual, gets it: So it’s a masterpiece of trolling from a guy who’s become very, very good at that. I understand the frustration of the president’s progressive supporters at the idea of a 60-ish white guy replacing … Continue reading The Troll In Chief

Today On Short Term Memory Theatre

Remember all the moralizing from Team Sanders about Democratic super-delegates? That was so last week. They have a new strategy: But Sanders campaign aides say they’ll be able to keep Clinton from reaching the 2,383 delegate magic number she’d need to clinch the nomination at the convention and, by being close enough, convince the superdelegates to switch, as some did when they changed from Clinton to Barack Obama in 2008. Good luck with that. Obama was the clear front-runner when that happened. Sanders is clearly not. Let’s resume the spin cycle: “Absent Hillary getting out of the race, I think there’s … Continue reading Today On Short Term Memory Theatre

Video Clip Of The Day: “I Am Fucking White”

You may have already seen this clip of a crazed Trumpbro dropping more F bombs than our old friend Jude, but one can never see such a thing too often: Nothing but the highest quality people support the Donald. This bozo’s friend claimed he’d dropped acid for the event. Talk about a bad trip. At least this guy didn’t forget that he was “fucking white” whatever the hell that means. Continue reading Video Clip Of The Day: “I Am Fucking White”

Passing Down Trauma Through Generations

Home ownership: The American dream. Your grandparents owned a house, your parents owned a house, now you own a house. Through all those years you were able to live securely and build upon the equity in those homes for things like college and emergencies and travel, things that made you the solid middle-class citizen you are. Unless you couldn’t:  Levittown gave white families all the early draws, but so did most communities. All across America, exclusionary zoning kept blacks out of white neighborhoods, and where it didn’t, the white neighborhoods put restrictive covenants in the deeds to the same effect. … Continue reading Passing Down Trauma Through Generations

Work is the Antidote to Trump

FDR would pimp-slap the lot of us right now. Thomas Frank, in a piece that went all over the place and which I think has some things mostly right: In fact, to judge by how much time he spent talking about it, trade may be his single biggest concern – not white supremacy. Not even his plan to build a wall along the Mexican border, the issue that first won him political fame. He did it again during the debate on 3 March: asked about his political excommunication by Mitt Romney, he chose to pivot and talk about … trade. … Continue reading Work is the Antidote to Trump

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -belated Bundy Bunch edition

OK, people – thanks for bearing with me on the lazy bastard thing last Monday.

As promised – Bundy Bunch Buttfucked!

Obama Just Dealt MASSIVE Blow To Oregon Militia Members, LIFE IN PRISON For THESE New Charges
http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2016/03/09/obama-massive-blow-oregon/ ^ | March 9, 2016 | Dean James

1 posted on 3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎29‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by UMCRevMom@aol.com
As a friend of mine said on the book of faces: “They do grind exceeding fine, don’t they?”
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So – Freepers?  WHAT – YOU – DO – NOW?
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

 

Vote Trump, and petition him to pardon them.

2 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎32‎:‎43‎ ‎PM by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)

Bwahahaha
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

 

The Obamunist regime just raised the stakes. No reason now for anyone to submit or surrender.

7 posted on 3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎36‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)

KeyboardWarriorsAssemble

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To: dp0622

The unwillingness to spend more than a few anonymous minutes in a voting booth a few times a decade, or beyond anonymous posting on a social web site,

…he says, posting anonymously on a social web site….

has guaranteed the situation we are in.

22 posted on 3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎45‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by jjotto (“Ya could look it up!”)

To: grey_whiskers

 

“Vote Trump, and petition him to pardon them.”

Do you really believe Obama will leave office?

27 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎48‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by Gadsden1st

CantEvenLittleTrain
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

I’ve been waiting to see what method he would use to punish these ‘inconveinant disrupters’. The Reno-Flame Out method wasn’t used (yet), so best to create a new GITMO on American soil, and fill it with, you guessed it, Americans. This is only the beginning. If Hilary becomes president, she will also use this tactic to rid herself of troublesome individuals.

29 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎49‎:‎01‎ ‎PM by lee martell

Goodness!
Any helpful suggestions?
To: blueunicorn6

You can riot and burn down a city and the federal government does nothing.

Eventually patriots will figure this out. Instead of going after the feds who trample on the patriots, the patriots will turn on the libs who support them. Vandalism and wanton violence against those libs who support this corrupt regime. A bumper sticker supporting Obama? The car gets torched. Etc. Times a million.

So – your plan for bloody revolution is basically to put a flaming bag of poop on a liberal’s porch, ring the doorbell and run?

Not that I would advocate it, but I can see it coming. Patriots will have no recourse but to use tactics that the left uses.

48 posted on 3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎28‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by roadcat

 

Oh – you’re not going to personally torch people’s cars for having Obama bumper stickers, but you want somebody else to do it.

Got it, you chickenshit fuckwad.

More keyboard kommando kapers after the WOLVERINES!!!

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On Standing Up

I have new neighbors. All I knew about them until a few weeks ago was that they had tiny children, wore hijabs and said hello as we passed one another in the alley. That’s my relationship with most of my neighbors, to be honest, especially in the winter months when we all just want to get inside as quickly as possible. A few weeks ago, however, we had dinner. They only moved here a few years ago, for work and school. We talked about our kids, about schools, about learning other languages and our first encounters with other cultures. Kick … Continue reading On Standing Up

Saturday Odds & Sods: Irish Heartbeat

St Patrick's Day In The Morning by Isaac Cruikshank.
St. Patrick’s Day In The Morning by Isaac Cruikshank.

It’s parade time again in New Orleans. Later today it’s the Irish Channel St. Patrick’s Day parade and, more importantly, my friends Greg and Christy’s annual party. It’s one of my favorite days of the year. I have been known to overindulge even though I have no Irish blood whatsoever. I am, however, quite proficient at blarney and bullshit. Dr. A is 1/4th Irish, so that will have to do.

One of the oddities of this parade is that they throw vegetables: carrots, cabbages, and onions. Christy insists that we catch enough to go with the corned beef brisket that we have for supper. It’s a grand time even if it looks nothing like the Cruikshank image above, except for the chap drinking from the bottle. It’s almost worthy of a John Ford movie only without the spanking. We save that for Krewe du Vieux:

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Paddles by Darrin Butler.

Note: I wrote this post before a big ass storm was due to arrive and dump buckets of rain on us. There’s a possibility that the parade will be cancelled and, even worse, I might lose power and internet access. Finishing the week’s post on Thursday seemed like the sensible thing to do even though I usually direct my feet to the silly side of the street.

Non-Breaking News: It’s Friday morning and we still haven’t lost power, but more rain is a comin’. We’ve even resorted to securing some store-bought as opposed to parade-caught cabbages. There’s a first time for everything. Back to the Saturday post:

The Gret Stet’s budget process continues to slog along as legislative GOPers blame the newly elected Democratic Governor for all our woes. Where have we seen this movie before? It is, alas, a lege full of pols that David Vitter helped elect so it’s only surprising as opposed to shocking. At least the Tigers will play football this fall. Hard times call for bread and circuses, after all. Where is Tiberius when you need him?

I try not to re-use artists when selecting theme songs for this feature. I’ve already used Saint Dominic’s Preview but it’s hard to beat Irish Heartbeat by Van the Man. It was the title track of his 1988 collaboration with the Chieftains and that’s where we begin this particular beguine:

Here’s a 2015 version with Mark Knopfler along for the ride:

Back in the day, Dr. A had a friend who was convinced that Knopfler’s band name was, in fact, his name. Our attempts to convince her otherwise were futile. Since she had a rather thick Puerto Rican accent, we started calling him Mr. Dire Estraits. I am not making this up and if I were, I wouldn’t tell you until *after* the break.

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Follow the Bouncing Logic: UW System Edition

Today, I found myself going back to the famous joke about chutzpah: A lawyer is defending a kid accused of killing both of his parents. The lawyer begs the court for mercy because his client is an orphan. The UW System Board of Regents made a similar move today, passing a new set of tenure provisions that will allow cost to help dictate if faculty can be cut. Regents President Regina Millner was adamant that the new tenure policies would preserve academic freedom and free speech, and be comparable to policies at peer institutions. She said the policies “strike the … Continue reading Follow the Bouncing Logic: UW System Edition