My Question Is You Suck

I’m really sick of all those Canadian kids driving their sleds down the street really slow playing polka music at all hours and throwing fish at my house. And so on. Look, I read and watched Obama’s speech the other day. I read the great piece by Chris Caldwell in Financial Times. If Tom Maguire thinks that when Obama was writing his speech and Caldwell was writing his piece, what they had in mind for a candid discussion about race was a bunch of jackasses stating “Here is what I hate about niggers,” then he probably really didn’t understand the … Continue reading My Question Is You Suck

Jobs Are For The Little People

Via Wolcott, we find The Anchoress’s commenters making fun of bookstore employees and plotting murder: The staff of book stores are almost always out on the left tail of the curve of political opinion. They either don’t realize that setting the temperature that high will drive away customers or they don’t care all that much since it is just a slightly above minimum wage job to them and if the store closes they will either write that great novel that they have been thinking about or go to work at Tas-T-Freez. The Democrat bigshot already lives in a gated community … Continue reading Jobs Are For The Little People

How The Game Is Played

The Editors, commenting further on the “today’s racist fuckwad” issue: If this is how the Republicans run, they lose. And it is how they will run. They’ll try to keep it under the radar, but this is how they will run. I hope you’re right. Judging by the ‘there, I said it!” catharsis and self-congratulation over there, there’s probably no way this sort of thing will be quiet at all. My worry is that Chris Matthews and Tim Russert will find it excitingly white working class down at the working-man’s bar and authentic, and end up asking Obama to denounce … Continue reading How The Game Is Played

HUD’s “Grand Manner Style” portraits

From theDanbury Connecticut NewsTimes.com NEWTOWN — Last September, local artist Daniel Duffy was under the gun to complete a five-portrait commission for the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development by mid-October. “I was going loony, working 18-hour days,” he said of painting pictures of HUD’s current secretary and his four predecessors. But he met the deadline and on Wednesday, the paintings, which range in size from 30 by 40 inches to 30 by 48 inches, will be unveiled in HUD’s Washington headquarters. They represent a renewal of a portraiture tradition that lapsed during the George H.W. Bush and William … Continue reading HUD’s “Grand Manner Style” portraits

Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: No We Can’t!

John McCain: America shouldn’t suck. Freepi: YES IT SHOULD! Voting for McCain will be tantamount to kissing our national sovereignty good bye. Don’t let an opportunity to bag someone’s military service pass you by. He was less of a traitor sitting in the cages in N. Vietnam. Lean like a gringo! Should I vomit now, or on election day when you create the first “Pray to…er, FOR El Jefe Presidente Juanito McAmnesty” thread? Cylon Model Number Three weighs in. Agree. Between Love and Fear, Fear is most certain to elicit the desired response and Love will only have an affect … Continue reading Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: No We Can’t!

Your President Speaks!

Thrusday, at theWhite House, during an interview with Voice of America’s Persian News Network (PNN?). The People Respects Secondly, that the people of the United States respects the people of Iran; that we respect the traditions of Iran, the great history of Iran. Can’t Disinguish Iran from Iraq It’s just sad that the leadership is in many ways very stubborn, because the Iraqi — the Iranian people are not realizing their true rights. And they’re confusing people in Iraq, as well, about their desires. What The People Of Iran Got To Understand Well, part of the problem is that it’s … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: We Survived the Hurricane!

By all accounts, it is Gloriously Obtuse day on the Internet, as the Freepi discuss Sally Kern. First up, we have the Freepi fighting over which REAL enemy is the MOST REAl: Our nation’s MOST serious and important threat is MARXISM! Then we have “I’m fine, what’s YOUR problem?” We can survive a nuclear suitcase bomb. Didn’t we lose an entire city to a hurricane? Didn’t we survive? Who’s WE, motherfucker? But wait! Sally Kern just meant RICH gays! You know, the ones who want to elect Iranians to kill them! Largely ignored in this uproar is Kerns’ explanation that … Continue reading Today on Athenae’s Obsession with the Freepi: We Survived the Hurricane!

Is Dick Cheney A Muslim?

Wiki: Some symbols, such as the color green, have been associated with Islam for a long time and in many areas; others are of more limited duration and extent. [snip] Crusaders avoided using any green in their coats of arms, so that they could not possibly be mistaken for their Muslim opponents in the heat of battle. I guess Dick Cheney doesn’t mind being mistaken for a Muslim. AFP/Paul J. Richards Continue reading Is Dick Cheney A Muslim?

Today On Holden’s Obsession With The Gaggle

Dana Peroxide Calls On China To Refrain From Non-Violence

Q China sent more troops into Tibet to crack down on the demonstrators. The United States have any reaction to that?

MS. PERINO: I hadn’t heard about that development. What I can tell you is that last night Secretary Rice spoke to the Chinese Foreign Minister to very directly reiterate our views and concerns about the situation and told the Chinese that we would urge restraint in dealing with protestors, to refrain from non-violence [sic] and then Secretary Rice informed the President this morning of that conversation.

President FreedomAgenda Supports Dictators

Q Dana, back on China for a moment. I know you’ve said in the past that President Bush attending the Olympics, that he’s really doing so just as a sports fan and not to make any kind of political statement. But can you really separate the two? Can you really sort of divorce the two? He is obviously the leader of the United States. And for him to be attending, many people say it’s impossible not to be there as a political statement.

MS. PERINO: One, the President — one of the things the President has said also in regards to this is that any country who’s going to be hosting the Olympics will have a bright light shined upon it. And it is a chance for that country to put its best face forward, and it’s also a chance for other countries to learn more about the country.

And we are very concerned about what’s happening in Tibet, and we have expressed those concerns. And that’s something that President Bush and Secretary Rice can do that other citizens, concerned citizens around the world aren’t able to do, just because they’re not elected as a head of state. But the President, as head of state, has spoken very frankly to President Hu, and Secretary Rice has done the same with her counterparts, and we will continue to.

[snip]

Q Follow on that? There is ample precedent for kind of a politicization of the Olympics. In 1980 the U.S. boycotted altogether because the host country, Russia, had invaded Afghanistan. Does the President think — intend to go to Beijing and have absolutely no political voice at all while he’s in China?

MS. PERINO: Actually, I think if you look back to some of the things he’s said before, that it — on a trip like that, he would make it a priority to have a meeting and a conversation with President Hu, which is something, again, that I said that he as a head of state is able to do, that other people aren’t able to do.

Big Time’s “So”

Q Dana, can I just follow on our colleague Martha Raddatz’s interview with the Vice President? Let’s set aside the meaning of the word “so” for a second, and get to something the Vice President then said about fluctuations in the public opinion polls: “You can’t be blown off course by fluctuations in public opinion polls.” That would suggest that at any point in recent memory that the American public has been behind the war. It’s not that there’s been fluctuations in polls; it’s been different degrees of opposition to the war. So is the Vice President saying it really doesn’t matter what the American public thinks about the war?

MS. PERINO: No, I don’t think that’s what he’s saying, and obviously I haven’t spoken to the Vice President since he’s traveling today and was in Kabul visiting with President Karzai a the request of the President. But what he went on to say is that President should not make decisions based on polls.

[snip]

Q So at what point — I mean, I guess I just — there is the impression that the Vice President doesn’t care about what the American people think in policy like that. Is that a wrong impression? And does the President share that impression?

MS. PERINO: I think that is the wrong impression. I think that the Vice President and the President both, together, all of us across the administration, would like for people to support the President’s decisions. We realize that that’s unrealistic, especially in a time of war — and in particular this war.

Dana Left An Opening For Helen

Q The American people are being asked to die and pay for this, and you’re saying they have no say in this war?

MS. PERINO: I didn’t say that, Helen. But, Helen, this President was elected —

Q Well, what it amounts to is you saying we have no input at all.

MS. PERINO: You had input. The American people have input every four years, and that’s the way our system is set up.

Q Every four years.

MS. PERINO: And we listen to —

Q It sounds familiar.

MS. PERINO: — different points of view. The President, in fact, had many meetings with members of Congress leading up to his decision about the surge.

Q Supposed to be a government for the people, of the people, by the people?

MS. PERINO: I would submit to you that people across America, if asked what type of a President do you want: one that stands on principle or that one that chases polls? And I think that they would want —

Q What’s the principle of going to war against the people who did nothing to us?

MS. PERINO: Helen, the President went to war to remove Saddam Hussein. He talked all about this yesterday in his speech. I’ll refer you to that.

Where’s Osama?

Q As far as Osama bin Laden and our national security is concerned, he has issued another tape and warning Europe and it may affect the United States. And also, yesterday Senator Obama called on the President to bring Osama bin Laden, who is in Pakistan. Does he think he’s still alive, Osama bin Laden?

MS. PERINO: I would put it this way. The intelligence community analyzed the tape. They do believe that that was his voice. So that would mean that for all things — for all that we know, that he is still alive. And the President has a very aggressive hunt on for Osama bin Laden.

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Your President Speaks! AGAIN!

Thursday, at theWhite House, during an interview with the Pentagon Channel/Armed Forces Network. The Has Gots Generally what happens is, is that, in a place like Walter Reed or Bethesda, a solider will look at their Commander-in-Chief and say, I can’t wait to get back in the battle, which obviously — first of all, it’s just so inspiring to me, but also has got to change the perspective of their family a little bit. We Knew This I’m a crier, at times. He’s The Comforter-In-Chief And I say that oftentimes the comforter-in-chief is the person who gets comforted, because of … Continue reading Your President Speaks! AGAIN!

Surge!

Chimpy’s job approval rating surgesin thenew ARG poll, up from his all-time low of 19%. Increased approval among Republicans has moved George W. Bush’s overall job approval to 24% according to the latest survey from the American Research Group. Those disapproving of the way Bush is handling his job and the economy remain at or near record highs for American Research Group polling during Bush’s tenure in office as 86% of Americans say the national economy is getting worse and 66% say the national economy is in a recession. Among all Americans, 24% approve of the way Bush is handling … Continue reading Surge!

“Successful Endeavor”

Big Time is asinsightful as he is honest. BAGHDAD, Iraq — Iraq has defeated terrorism and is well on the road to recovery after five years of war, a confident Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Thursday. Then the lights went out. Maliki, known for his steely nerves, tried to continue his speech. But his bodyguards would have none of that. They hustled him off the stage,, possibly fearing that the power failure might be part of a plot against the prime minister. Maliki’s speech was an attempt to boost his nation’s morale on the anniversary of the start of the … Continue reading “Successful Endeavor”

More Good News For Republikkkans

Pew Poll: The balance of party identification in the American electorate now favors the Democratic Party by a decidedly larger margin than in either of the two previous presidential election cycles. In 5,566 interviews with registered voters conducted by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press during the first two months of 2008, 36% identify themselves as Democrats, and just 27% as Republicans. The share of voters who call themselves Republicans has declined by six points since 2004, and represents, on an annualized basis, the lowest percentage of self-identified Republican voters in 16 years of polling by … Continue reading More Good News For Republikkkans

Fox Ponies!

Oh, my. With far more Americans identifying themselves as Democrats than Republicans, President Bush’s job rating has hit a new low, according to the latest FOX News poll. Three in 10 Americans (30 percent) now approve of the job Bush is doing as the nation’s leader, with 6 in 10 disapproving. While disapproval of the president has been higher (for example, 61 percent in both July and March of 2007), his approval rating has never sunk this low before. Majorities in every major sub-group except Republicans, conservatives and born-again Christians give a negative rating to Bush’s performance in the White … Continue reading Fox Ponies!

It’s Been A While Since We Had Some Hee

Or, why I don’t drink at my local on St. Patrick’s Day despite it being an Irish bar and serving a pretty mean car bomb: I scan the area around the Bar to make sure I’m not going to step in anything green and disgusting. A group of five people is hanging out on the sidewalk, eating falafel or gyros or whatever they’ve bought from the cart down the street, but only four of them are standing. One is sitting down, in his own green mini-portajohn with the door open. It’s a Hallowe’en-worthy effort, and I have to smile. That’s … Continue reading It’s Been A While Since We Had Some Hee

Today On Holden’s Obsession With [Yesterday’s] Gaggle

Dang, Dana Peroxide Got The Crap Beat Out Of Her Over Chimpy’s SpeechYesterday

Let’s Begin With Bill Plant

Q The President had a lot to say about the surge, but he didn’t say much about the reason that the surge was put into effect, which was to create some breathing room for political reconciliation, which really hasn’t happened. He didn’t mention that at all.

MS. PERINO: I realize some people think that that hasn’t been anything that happened, but I think if you look at the facts, Bill, I think —

Q Well, why didn’t he mention it?

MS. PERINO: In terms of the political reconciliation that they’ve had?

Q Yes. What is there to brag about?

MS. PERINO: Well, they’ve passed a lot more laws than this Congress has this year, and they’ve worked very hard. I mean, they’re going from a complete dictatorship where they have no trust of one another — they’ve never had democracy, and just in January, late January, they finished passing four — three or four pieces of — major pieces of legislation. And they’re continuing to work on more.

He Didn’t Discuss His NCAA Brackets, For Instance

Q If I can follow on the previous question, in the past the President has, in his speeches, put pressure on Maliki’s government and the Iraqi parliament to do more on national reconciliation. Now, does this mean the President is satisfied with what they’ve done up to date?

Q He didn’t mention it.

MS. PERINO: Well, there’s a lot of things he didn’t mention. There’s lots of things he did mention. He can’t talk about every single thing every time.

[snip]

Q But this was laid out as one of the cornerstone reasons for having the surge in the first place. Now, all he — he did mention today bottom-up reconciliation —

MS. PERINO: — what the facts are. You reported — Reuters has reported on them, on those successes in Iraq yourselves. So I don’t understand where you’re coming from.

Q I’m just wondering why the President doesn’t have anything to say about it. I’d think in a major speech —

MS. PERINO: Well, we could have made it much longer, and we could have had lots of other things in there to satisfy you.

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Surge!

Watch the Dow today. In the week ending March 15, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 378,000, an increase of 22,000 from the previous week’s revised figure of 356,000. The 4-week moving average was 365,250, an increase of 6,000 from the previous week’s revised average of 359,250. [snip] The advance number for seasonally adjusted insured unemployment during the week ending March 8 was 2,865,000, an increase of 32,000 from the preceding week’s revised level of 2,833,000. The 4-week moving average was 2,832,250, an increase of 19,750 from the preceding week’s revised average of 2,812,500. Continue reading Surge!

Your President Speaks!

Today, at thePentagon. Opens By Insulting The Coast Guard Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Airmen and Coastmen — Coast Guardmen [sic], thanks for coming, thanks for wearing the uniform. Pressure Sicness General David Petraeus took command with a new mission: Work with Iraqi forces to protect the Iraqi people, pressure [sic] the enemy into strongholds, and deny the terrorists sanctuary anywhere in the country. And that is precisely what we have done. After Which In The Following To allow this to happen would be to ignore the lessons of September the 11th and make it more likely that America would suffer another … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Your President Speaks!

Yesterday, at theWhite House, during an interview with Radio Farda (A US government-funded, Persian-language radio station that broadcasts propaganda into Iran from Prague) People Respects Secondly, that the United States — people of the United States respects the great Iranian history and culture. Cerebral Vortex The free — you know, there’s a chance that the U.S. and Iran can reconcile their differences, but the government is going to have to make some — make different choices. Irony Gets A State Funeral And the problem is, is that they have not told the truth in the past. And therefore it’s very … Continue reading Your President Speaks!

Downward Mobility

Wapo reports on some startling findings from three reports released by the Pew Charitable Trusts. Nearly half of African Americans born to middle-income parents in the late 1960s plunged into poverty or near-poverty as adults, according to a new study — a perplexing finding that analysts say highlights the fragile nature of middle-class life for many African Americans. Overall, family incomes have risen for both blacks and whites over the past three decades. But in a society where the privileges of class and income most often perpetuate themselves from generation to generation, black Americans have had more difficulty than whites … Continue reading Downward Mobility

Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Well, it’s been a while since I’veagreed with something posted here. It’s really simple. The media needed some way to take down Barack Obama, and since they didn’t have anything on him (by all accounts he appears to have conducted his life with honor and integrity – something that makes him dangerous in Washington), they went after his preacher. And so we find ourselves in a situation where a presidential candidate is being attacked not for what he did, but for what someone else did. If I had been watching television, something I occasionally do just to see what shit … Continue reading Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Pony-Up!

Chimpy just hit his all-time low job approval rating in theZogby Poll: 26%. And his fellow Republikkkans are finally giving up on him. The gains in job approval ratings made by President George W. Bush and Congress over the past few months from their all-time lows last year have reversed course in this latest poll.Approval ratings for the President stand at just 26% this month, down from 34% who gave him positive job approval marks in February. Bush has lost ground across the political spectrum, including among likely voters in his own party –fewer than half of Republicans (48%) view … Continue reading Pony-Up!

Gettin’ My Dork On

Yes, I am. But I’ll still take you in a fight. While looking throughScience Blogs, I came across a wonderful site calledDeep Sea News. It combines my dorky love of biology with my dorky knowledge of being underwater. Woo. Check it out. They have an interesting discussion on what’s happening to coral thanks to the decreased alkalinity of the world’s oceans (as the atmospheric carbon content increases, the oceans absorb some carbon dioxide, leading to more production of carbonic acid and a lower pH), submersible synopses, and this story on an recently-discovered (thus heretofore unknown)population of blue whales off of … Continue reading Gettin’ My Dork On

Hear That?

The wingnut troglodyte’s dream. An actual woman amid a sea of Chee-tos. Hear that? It’s the sound of a million Chee-to bags being rustled in ecstasy. So what has caused this spasm of basement-dwelling joy? What could possibly bring so many sad, semi-tumescent, pathetic little pricks (true in so many ways) to climax all at once? Senator Hillary Clinton said something that they were waiting to hear. Democrat Hillary Clinton charged on Monday the Iraq war may end up costing Americans $1 trillion and further strain the economy, asshe made her case for a prompt U.S. troop pullout from a … Continue reading Hear That?

Your President Speaks!

Last Friday, dazzling the Economic Club of New York at theNew York Hilton. The Purpose Of Incentives To Stimulate Investment Is To Stimulate Investment First, the growth package provides incentives for businesses to make investments in new equipment this year. As more businesses take advantage, investment will pick up, and then job creation will follow. The purpose was to stimulate investment. Taken To Effect The rebates haven’t been put in the mail yet. In other words, this aspect of the plan hasn’t taken to effect. What Are The Folks Anticipate To Happen? And so what are the folks, the experts, … Continue reading Your President Speaks!