The Joke’s Over, and It Was On Us All Along

If you haven’t read Adrastos from yesterday, go do that now.  I’ll wait. It’s hard to see one’s alma mater flooded. It’s apparently not too bad, but it’s a symbol of what a tough few days it’s been in South Louisiana. Anyone who lived in New Orleans in August, 2005 is having flashbacks right now. I certainly am. Every time I write about meeting NOLA after the flood I write about the silence. Cities aren’t silent, or they shouldn’t be; they’re swift and clattering and alive, even in the middle of the night. Especially then. Even in the thin light … Continue reading The Joke’s Over, and It Was On Us All Along

How To Help South Louisiana

South Louisiana is having one of the worst floods in its history.  Our readers are well-known for opening their hearts and wallets to help people in need. Here are a few ways you can help the victims of the Gret Stet flood of 2016. Second Harvest Food Bank. United Way of Southeast Louisiana Flood Relief. Finally, Denham Springs is one of the hardest hit communities. Here’s a link to a gofundme to support the Denham Springs Aminal Shelter. Thanks in advance for helping. Our readers rock as well as rule. Continue reading How To Help South Louisiana

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -bang bang you’re dead edition

This one’s going to be short and sweet – spent the weekend cozying up to stomach flu. And this kind of stuff didn’t help: Trump hints at assassination of Hillary Clinton by gun rights supporters  August 9, 2016 | David Smith Posted on 8/9/2016, 3:35:35 PM by Pinkbell Donald Trump has hinted at the assassination of Hillary Clinton by supporters of gun rights. The Republican nominee was speaking at a rally in Wilmington, North Carolina, about the next president’s power to appoint supreme court justices. “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks,” he said, adding: … Continue reading Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -bang bang you’re dead edition

You Let Them Call You Traitor

Four things. The first, this Katy Tur piece referenced by Adrastos, which got a lot of play in journalistic circles last week: He demanded I apologize. I didn’t, so Trump decided to go further in Mount Pleasant, pointing his finger squarely at me and launching a personal attack as millions of Americans watched at home. “What a lie it was,” Trump said, referring to the claim that he had left the stage abruptly. “What a lie. Katy Tur. What a lie it was. Third. Rate. Reporter. Remember that.” The crowd’s boos ricocheted off the iron hull of the USS Yorktown. The … Continue reading You Let Them Call You Traitor

Saturday Odds & Sods: Poison Love

Texas Bluebonnets by Porfirio Salinas.
Texas Bluebonnets by Porfirio Salinas.

It’s been a wet week in the Gret Stet of Louisiana complete with flooding in outlying parishes and Red Stick. A low front has stuck around for days, keeping it damp, rainy, and cloudy. I like the cloudy bit: it keeps the temperatures down. It’s bloody hard to wake up when it looks like midnight outside. The cats are constantly confused by that but they’re usually confused about something. Just give them a box and they’re happy.

The big story in New Orleans is the City Planning Commission’s vote on short-term rentals. It was a partial albeit temporary victory for those of us opposed to unregulated STRs. Hmm, that sounds like STDs; an apt analogy as they’re nearly as contagious. The CPC voted to ban full-home STRs but opened the floodgates for other forms. The City Council has the power to override the vote. Nothing is ever permanent in New Orleans politics. It’s one reason I’m less involved than I used to be. When one pounds one’s head against the wall long enough, you draw blood. I’m tired of bleeding, y’all.

This week’s theme song is a country classic. The choice is partially inspired by the Porfirio Salinas painting that’s our featured image this time around. Btw, Lyndon and Lady Bird Johnson collected their fellow Texan Salinas’ work. And the first version I ever heard of Poison Love was by uber-Texas artist Doug Sahm. It’s a venerable song, but let’s start with Doug’s 1973 version followed by bluegrass great Bill Monroe.

Time to slip in a live rendition by Allison Krauss and Dobro deity Jerry Douglas:

I’ll have more poison pen love after the break.

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UW to Scott Walker: They call them cuts because they hurt and make you bleed

Last night was a first for me in my time at my current university: I got an email from a parent. In all of my previous stops, parental “engagement” ranged from the somewhat common to the fairly frequent. I had received calls from parents who wanted to protest a grade, argue about the amount of work I was assigning their precious snowflake or make sure that I knew the child was REALLY sick and needed to be excused from class. In some cases, the calls were polite and helpful while others smacked of entitlement. (In one case, I was told, … Continue reading UW to Scott Walker: They call them cuts because they hurt and make you bleed

What’s At Stake

I’m enjoying the Trump/GOP crackup as much as anybody, and the joking and clowning that’s resulted. I’m laughing, but let’s not ever forget that as a middle class white girl I can laugh all I want. These people can’t:  Connecticut officials believe if other states followed their model perhaps as many as 150,000 refugees could be welcomed. Vicky Difilippo, also a volunteer from a local church, said people develop fears based on what they see on the news. “Once you have a personal connection with the refugees … as people, your whole view changes.” The parents can’t help but now … Continue reading What’s At Stake

SHOCK AND AWE: Party of Crazy Racist Pricks Now Full of Racists & Pricks Who Are Crazy

Republicans shocked to discover existence of Republican party:  “This nation has long prided itself on its abiding commitments to tolerance, civility and equality. We face a critically important choice in this year’s presidential election that will define whether we maintain our commitment to those ideals or embark on a path that has doomed other governments and nations throughout history,” he said in a statement to the Detroit Free Press published Monday. “I am saddened and dismayed that the Republican Party this year has nominated a candidate who has repeatedly demonstrated that he does not embrace those ideals.” Between this, the natsec … Continue reading SHOCK AND AWE: Party of Crazy Racist Pricks Now Full of Racists & Pricks Who Are Crazy

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – paranoia strikes derp edition

OK gang – I’ve beefed up the seals on the iso chamber door, put new rubber walkway covers in, and there is now an emergency shower handle every 15 feet with a “You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me” sign marking each one. Maybe NOW the RCRA guys will get off my ass.

Let’s get started.

The Freeperati are beginning to freep out since The Darnold’s poll numbers have started going in the shitter.

Is it the skewed polls? The dreaded Em Ess Em? Lord Xenu and the Marcabs? (the name of my next band)

It couldn’t POSSIBLY be that Freepers are a fringe of a fringe, and that the majority of sane people in this country are realizing that Orange Julius is a couple of tacos shy of a combination plate.  No way.

First up in our paranoia parade – My TV’s spying on me!!

TOM BAUERLE: CAN SATELLITES REPROGRAM VOTING MACHINES?
Bear Witness ^ | August 5, 2016 | Judi McLeod

Posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis

A fervent prayer that radio talk show host Tom Bauerle and Yours Truly won’t become the ‘dearly departed’ following “mysterious deaths” while walking our dogs, hoisting barbells down at the gym or walking home.

Bauerle is the braver of the two because he is right in the U.S., in graver danger for digging like a terrier at the truth about the satellite-reliant election equipment that may now be being “rigged” to get Hillary Clinton elected as the next U.S. president.

1 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎26‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by dontreadthis
I love your handle, but if you don’t want people to read your gigglesnort material, you shouldn’t post it.
To: dontreadthis

Pretty sure they are doing this with my wife and making her claim it is menopause.

6 posted on 8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎46‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by disndat

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Come on, guys – this is serious stuff here!

To: dontreadthis

“They” can do anything they want to do. TV has been spying on us for years.

12 posted on ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎51‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by VerySadAmerican (“…if it is of God, you cannot overthrow it…” Acts 5:39)

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Some of the Freeperati are skeptical :

To: dontreadthis
Does this mean that the voting machines need to be wrapped in tin foil? 

14 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎55‎:‎16‎ ‎AM by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)

To: dontreadthis
Satellites are basically repeaters. They retransmit what they receive. That does not include the ability to reprogram anything. 

15 posted on 8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎13‎:‎58‎ ‎AM by I want the USA back (Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)

No! NO!!  I have the proof right here!!
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To: I want the USA back

Maybe that’s what happened in the town of 105 voters that cast 1,500 votes for obozo.

16 posted on ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎11‎:‎04‎ ‎AM by oldasrocks (rump)

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It gets even crazier after the jump…

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Why Don’t Poor People Just Buy Houses in Nicer Neighborhoods?

Because they aren’t allowed to. It would drag down the property values all over the place:  Village of Hartland — Village officials and residents on Monday squared off in a heated exchange during a plan commission meeting over a proposed housing development on the east side of the village. A plan by Habitat for Humanity of Waukesha County would put 15 homes on 3.2 acres at 1270 E. Capitol Drive. Residents said such a densely populated development would lower their property values and could bring crime to the area. The commission only reviewed the conceptual plan for the development and … Continue reading Why Don’t Poor People Just Buy Houses in Nicer Neighborhoods?

What Donald Trump Really Exposes

Has there ever been a performance more contemptuous of the source material? Like where you could tell more readily that the actor was just there for the check? All the think pieces are about Trump exposing the Republican party’s “secret” racist underbelly, which has only been secret from willfully blind rich white people. It’s ridiculous. Every damn election, there are these stories about why Republicans can’t get the minority vote, and every election some Republican incumbent or challenger says something containing the word “plantation” or otherwise implies black and Hispanic people are just too stupid to know what is good … Continue reading What Donald Trump Really Exposes

Saturday Odds & Sods: Domino

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Domino Players by Roald Schotborgh. Via Curacao-art.com.

It was diabolically hot last month in New Orleans: the hottest July in recorded history. August has followed suit thus far. What can a poor boy do? Huddle in my study, which is the smallest room in our house, and luxuriate in the air-dish and ceiling fan. We’re all big fan fans here in the Big Sweaty, especially when it’s not fit for man or beast outside in the heat. That’s life in the big city, y’all.

I’m not into to the whole Pokemon Go thing but many people are. So much so that a guerilla artist put a fiberglass statue of Pikachu at Coliseum Square here in New Orleans. My friend Jessica tweeted about it:

It’s a great picture. I’ll just have to forgive her for all the vexatious exclamation points. Twitter makes many people excitable. In my case, it tends to make me irritable, but what do I know from Pokemon? I never played the original game unless it was Pikachu peek-a-boo or some such shit.

I bent my rules with this week’s theme songs. I’m using different songs with the same title but they’re by artists, Squeeze and Van Morrison, I’ve already featured on the Saturday post. I make no apologies because they fit one of my themes of the week. Every time a prominent Republican says they’re voting for Hillary Clinton I say:  Another domino tumbles.

We’ll begin with Squeeze since Chris Difford’s lyrics use the image of falling dominoes to make the song’s point:

Now that we’ve gone “down like a domino,” it’s time for some free-association word play from Van the Man:

Van just wants to hear some rhythm and blues music on on on the radio. Who can argue with that? If you care to, let’s duke it out after the break.

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