Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – random stupidity edition

Good Monday morning, everyone! Let’s head into the iso chamber, fire up the extraction tools, and crack open some random drums of Freeper stupid.

First up – stick a fork in her!

Ted Cruz hailed, Sarah Palin flops at Wisc. GOP event
UPI ^ | 4/3 | Eric Duvall

Posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎36‎:‎13‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue

Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz was greeted with a standing ovation at a Milwaukee County GOP event Saturday and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who was standing in for front-runner Donald Trump, was met with steely silence three days ahead of the state’s crucial primary vote.

The Milwaukee County Republican Party Fish Fry proved fertile campaign ground for Cruz, who has become the vehicle for many establishment figures in their quest to deny Trump the party’s nomination. Cruz used the event to make his first appearance with Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, whose endorsement he earned earlier this week.

1 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎36‎:‎13‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue
Freeper dp062 (sounds like a serial number, doesn’t it?) isn’t buying it :

To: TangledUpInBlue

Hard to believe Palin was met with silence anywhere.

True.  Generally, there’s frantic 911 calls, and/or farting.

Cheers, or in the wrong place, boos, but silence?

Let me guess – you didn’t watch the video yet?

Gives the article away.

Yep – you definitely didn’t watch the video.

Very few are indifferent to the beautiful lady from Alaska

3 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎39‎:‎17‎ ‎AM by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)

Very few are also indifferent to a hissing opossum, but let’s not get animal control involved.
Or rabies shots…
Tangled up in blue (?!?!?) begs to differ :
To: dp0622

 

I think Sarah’s time is done. All she has left is her beauty and that squealing voice

5 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎:‎16‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue

…which means that all she really has left is that squealing voice.
To: dp0622

 

There are videos around of her speech. It was, to be kind … terrible.

Not sure what is up with her. haven’t seen her in awhile but this sure wasn’t the Sarah we came to know back in 2008.

8 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎43‎:‎46‎ ‎AM by RIghtwardHo

Oh come on – doesn’t anyone but Doctor Pepper 0622 have anything positive to say about Our Sarah’s speech?
To: dp0622

 

At the end Sarah got a STANDING OVATION.

19 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎49‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by newfreep

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ThankGod
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To: Revelation 911
She and Levin share that screechy voice problem. It turns me off, maybe irrationally, but I can’t stand to listen to them when they get wound up and tune them out.
Both could use a voice coach. There is no sound reason why they couldn’t overcome that. I worked on a radio station once and knew a guy whose normal voice hit that screechy register—but when he went on air, he’d trained himself to speak in a very mellow baritone. 

31 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎59‎:‎14‎ ‎AM by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one…. what’s your plan?)

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Can we hear from the “family values” contingent, please?

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To: TangledUpInBlue

 

Sarah Palin is irrelevant unless, of course, one wants to learn how to raise their daughters to be sluts.

82 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎49‎:‎56‎ ‎PM by MIchaelTArchangel

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BanHimPalinHandgun
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And now – the post of the thread!
To: Revelation 911

 

if my wife came at me with that same grating tone when Palin gets wound up, I would be a single man now

imagine the same grating voice, and the face of an enraged shrew…our likely next president…

34 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎03‎:‎35‎ ‎AM by IrishBrigade

THE ARISTOCRATS!
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More after Our Sarah makes him a sammich…
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -ball of confusion edtion

OK, people – you can thank the one and only Jude for kicking my lazy ass back to work, so here we go!

First up – Birdy Num Num!

Crowd goes wild as bird lands on Sanders’s podium in Portland (It’s a sign from GAIA!)
The Hill ^ | 3-25-2016 | Caitlin Yilek

Posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2016‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by tcrlaf

Portland literally “put a bird on it” at a Bernie Sanders rally in Oregon on Monday.

A bird landed on the Democratic presidential candidate’s podium during his speech, and the crowd went wild.

“That bird really is a dove asking us for world peace,” Sanders said.

The “put a bird on it” slogan was made famous by the sketch comedy show “Portlandia.”

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Liberals on Twitter are going NUTZ tonight, after a sparrow landed on the Podium while Bernie Sanders was speaking in Potland.They are seeing this as a sign from MOTHER EARTH that the Planet wants Bernie Sanders to be President. I kid you not.

Hey, it IS Portland…

1 posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2016‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
Maybe the bird can be his running mate. 

2 posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2016‎ ‎8‎:‎59‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. — Heinlein)

To: tcrlaf
Well, it is kinda cute. 

10 posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎04‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by Ciexyz (“You know who gets hurt? The people who worked hard, lived frugally, and saved their money.” – Trump)

 

Blasphemer3

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To: Ciexyz
Maybe conservatives should embrace this and tweet, God wants Bernie instead of Hillary as the Dem nominee. 

17 posted on ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎08‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by Ciexyz (“You know who gets hurt? The people who worked hard, lived frugally, and saved their money.” – Trump)

 

Nice try.

To: Puppage; All
If the bird had landed on Hillary’s podium, she’d have charged it $200,000 for the Meet-n-Greet.
I’m sorry – did I somehow stumble into a “Bernie Or Bust” site??
To: tcrlaf
And the little birdie tweeted,”Hillary is going to be the nominee!” 

42 posted on ‎3‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎35‎:‎21‎ ‎AM by Califreak (Madeleine Albright says I’m going to hell. Cruz’ dad called me an infidel. Long live the Uniparty!)

And now, the post of the thread!
To: tcrlaf

 

Well heck – now I have to vote for him…..

40 posted on ‎3‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎5‎:‎49‎:‎15‎ ‎AM by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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More after the howdy part-e-ner.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – the fart of the matter edition

Hi, good people – time to catch up on some oldies again.

But first – I don’t care :

Tax Returns Show Trump’s Donations To LGBT Groups, Including One That Promotes Child Homosexuality
Christianity Today ^ | March 03, 2016 | Hazel Torres

Posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎02‎:‎46‎ ‎PM by Steelfish

Tax Returns Show Trump’s Donations To LGBT Groups, Including One That Promotes Child Homosexuality

Hazel Torres 03 March 2016

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has given financial support to LGBT groups, including one that promotes homosexuality to children, Christian News reported.

The Donald J. Trump Foundation donated $30,000 to “gay” activist organisations in 2012, according to his filed tax returns. $20,000 of the amount went to the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) while the remaining $10,000 went to the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, according to a form 990 posted online and available for public review.

GLSEN was founded in 1990 by Kevin Jennings and a coalition of Massachusetts school teachers who reportedly supported advocacy for homosexual issues.

Christian News noted that the group’s motto is “championing LGBT issues in K-12 education,” saying that it creates printed resources for teachers to use in the classroom, including for LGBT History Month and LGBT Pride Month. It also provides suggestions for reading material to use as lessons for the children, including the books “Heather Has Two Mommies,” “It’s OK to Be Different” and “Tango Makes Three.”

1 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎02‎:‎46‎ ‎PM by Steelfish

OH NOES!!1!

Gay (with quotation marks, yet)  organizations! Heather has two dykes Mommies! IT TAKES THREE TO TANGO!!

Is this going to be the ethical straw that breaks the camel’s back? Has The Darnold finally gone beyond the pale? What will the Drumpfkof’s supporters say now?

To: Steelfish

 

I don’t care.

2 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎04‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by VerySadAmerican

To: Steelfish

 

You’re wasting your time. They don’t care.

3 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎05‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by 2ndDivisionVet (TED CRUZ 2016)

I kinda got that impression.
Maybe it was an outlier?
To: Steelfish

 

Yawn. I don’t care.

37 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎14‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by sparklite2 ( “The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism.” -Jonah Goldberg)

To: Steelfish

Nobody cares. Not even the establishment pukes who keep digging up articles like this. Trump donated to a lot of groups all over the country, of all types.Trump 2016!

61 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎31‎:‎44‎ ‎PM by meadsjn
See? Nobody cares. I guess the “homosexualist agenda” he once railed against is now OK with Jim Rob.
So now, nobody cares.
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Well, almost nobody.

To: 2ndDivisionVet

yeah they don’t ####ing care. What the ####!!~!

Now now -There’s no need for that kind of punctuation.

abortion in cases of rape or incest are no biggy because “they don’t matter when you’re hungry”

or “i’d want my daughter to kill a rapists baby. I’ll deal with God later” to paraphrase some of the insanity that’s taken over the board.

Thee should be hundreds of conservatives slamming these things,

instead we get people on this board, who will be gone after November, spitting ON EVERY GOD d…. thing this board stands for and they can all go straight to hell

26 posted on ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎11‎:‎15‎ ‎PM by dp0622

More after the GOD d….  jump.
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -belated Bundy Bunch edition

OK, people – thanks for bearing with me on the lazy bastard thing last Monday.

As promised – Bundy Bunch Buttfucked!

Obama Just Dealt MASSIVE Blow To Oregon Militia Members, LIFE IN PRISON For THESE New Charges
http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2016/03/09/obama-massive-blow-oregon/ ^ | March 9, 2016 | Dean James

1 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎29‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by UMCRevMom@aol.com
As a friend of mine said on the book of faces: “They do grind exceeding fine, don’t they?”
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So – Freepers?  WHAT – YOU – DO – NOW?
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

 

Vote Trump, and petition him to pardon them.

2 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎32‎:‎43‎ ‎PM by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)

Bwahahaha
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

 

The Obamunist regime just raised the stakes. No reason now for anyone to submit or surrender.

7 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎36‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)

KeyboardWarriorsAssemble

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To: dp0622

The unwillingness to spend more than a few anonymous minutes in a voting booth a few times a decade, or beyond anonymous posting on a social web site,

…he says, posting anonymously on a social web site….

has guaranteed the situation we are in.

22 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎45‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by jjotto (“Ya could look it up!”)

To: grey_whiskers

 

“Vote Trump, and petition him to pardon them.”

Do you really believe Obama will leave office?

27 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎48‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by Gadsden1st

CantEvenLittleTrain
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

I’ve been waiting to see what method he would use to punish these ‘inconveinant disrupters’. The Reno-Flame Out method wasn’t used (yet), so best to create a new GITMO on American soil, and fill it with, you guessed it, Americans. This is only the beginning. If Hilary becomes president, she will also use this tactic to rid herself of troublesome individuals.

29 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎49‎:‎01‎ ‎PM by lee martell

Goodness!
Any helpful suggestions?
To: blueunicorn6

You can riot and burn down a city and the federal government does nothing.

Eventually patriots will figure this out. Instead of going after the feds who trample on the patriots, the patriots will turn on the libs who support them. Vandalism and wanton violence against those libs who support this corrupt regime. A bumper sticker supporting Obama? The car gets torched. Etc. Times a million.

So – your plan for bloody revolution is basically to put a flaming bag of poop on a liberal’s porch, ring the doorbell and run?

Not that I would advocate it, but I can see it coming. Patriots will have no recourse but to use tactics that the left uses.

48 posted on ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎28‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by roadcat

 

Oh – you’re not going to personally torch people’s cars for having Obama bumper stickers, but you want somebody else to do it.

Got it, you chickenshit fuckwad.

More keyboard kommando kapers after the WOLVERINES!!!

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -Heisenberg uncertainty edition

Good Monday morning, constant readers!  I was moving some of the newer drums of Freepitude on the loading dock, and I noticed one that had a crystalline blue patina on the top.

Further examination showed it to be crystal meth of astounding purity. I know that meth labs and “the base” go together like Mario and Luigi, but this is a little weird, even for Freepers. I got it into the iso chamber, pried it open, and faster than you can say “Gus Fring skullface”, this popped out:

At least 2 people reportedly killed in Kansas workplace shooting
FOXNEWS.COM ^ | 25 FEBRUARY 2016 | FOX NEWS

Posted on 2/25/2016, 6:20:25 PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist

DEVELOPING: At least two people were killed and up to four others injured in a shooting at a Kansas workplace on Thursday.

The shooting took place at Excel Industries in Hesston, Kan., KSN-TV in Wichita reported.

Victor Ramirez, an employee at the company, told KAKE-TV that at least five people were shot.

1 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:20:25 PM by Extremely Extreme Extremist

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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Hmmm… what was the shooter’s name?

3 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:24:10 PM by Pearls Before Swine

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Hmmm – two replies in.
Not too shabby.
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To: Cicero

Achmed shoot up to the chicken processing plant?

9 posted on 2/25/2016, 6:39:10 PM by VRWCarea51 (The original 1998 version)

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*drumroll*

To: Conservative Gato

KWCH just released the perp’s name: Cedric Ford

16 posted on 2/25/2016, 7:16:52 PM by Conservative Gato

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More after the not-Muslim-after-all break!

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – gruesome grab bag edition

OK folks, you know the drill – one new thread, and a crapload (literally) of older ones.

New thread has been assigned the First Draft designation:

TRUMP SMASH!!!

We had the chance, and we blew it.
FreeRepublic ^ | 2/19/2016 | Washi

Posted on ‎2‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎43‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by Washi

It’s appearing obvious that Trump will win South Carolina, and logic would tend to indicate that that makes him the odds-on favorite to win the Republican nomination (baring any GOPe dirty tricks at the convention).

While I will gladly vote for Trump over Clinton or Sanders, I’m still disheartened.

Ever since the last day of Reagan’s administration, America has been in need of conservative leadership.

GHW Bush’s squishiness gave us Clinton.

GW Bush barely won election. I’m glad he was in office after 9/11 instead of Gore, but he loaded us up with tons of debt and a lot of government growth.

Cognitive dissonance alert!!

He also gave us Obama.

McCain was a squish and got his ass handed to him in Obama’s first term.

Romney was a squish and got his ass handed to him in Obama’s second term. Even Obama was surprised he won that one after the destruction he wrought in his first term.

Now, our chance has come.

On the democrat side, we have a nasty, entitled, corrupt, untrustworthy, unlikable, old hag and a grungy, mooching, old, socialist running for office.

On the republican side, we have a solidly conservative, well spoken, highly informed candidate that isn’t afraid to stand up to the GOPe and fight for conservative causes. It’s what we ALL have been waiting for.

We’ve ALL thought that we could win the presidency and right the wrongs of the past few decades of creeping socialism if we would just put a true conservative up as our nominee in the general.

Well, this is our chance. But, we’re about to piss it away.

I think I understand the appeal of Trump. People are pissed and Trump has tapped into that. But this is a time for thinking, not feeling. Trump is a demagogue. People want to be on “Team Trump” because he’s loud, proud, and unapologetic. But, Trump is also practicing a scorched Earth campaign of character assassination against Cruz in order to win the nomination for himself, and his whipped up supporters are dog-piling on anyone who dares to point out the emperor’s lack of clothes.

Two years from now, when we discover that all of the red flags and warnings being blared by Trump’s past positions and statements really are an accurate representation of Trump, and we find that “campaign” Trump was just that, we will kick ourselves when we realize that we had our chance, perhaps our last, to nominate the true conservative we had all been waiting for, and we screwed it up.

Turning a blind eye to Trump’s liberal leanings just because he says the things we want to hear, and helps us express our dissatisfaction with the status-quo, doesn’t make his leanings any less liberal.

We’ve said that electing a conservative could set us back on the right track.

We have, right now, a chance that we won’t have again for a very, very long time. A chance to prove we were right.

But we’re about to blow it.

1 posted on ‎2‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎43‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by Washi

Well, that was depressing (if you’re a Republican).

Trump-humpers – attack!!

To: Washi

The problems with America cannot be solved by nuance and finesse. Things have been neglected for so long we need a hammer.

Hulk smash.

You know – sometimes I’m tempted to terminate a thread after the first selected reply.

This is one of those times.  Hulk smash, indeed.

Mommy has been in charge for so long we all can’t wait for daddy to get home. Asses will sting.

5 posted on ‎2‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎46‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by ghosthost

FreudOnVacation
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Cruz losers – counterattack!
To: doc1019
I’m going to write Cruz in. I won’t hold my nose again.
To: Just mythoughts

When one plays the Jesus sent me card, then it was absolutely immoral. Some of US will not fall for deception… Bearing false witness is still one of the 10 Commandments…. Christ said you break one you break them all..

What would Jesus say about a man who publishes books with passages where he gloats about engaging in sex with married women while he is also married?

Is your moral outrage selective based upon the target of your outrage?

100 posted on ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎28‎:‎28‎ ‎AM by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
Ouch.
Some of the “just want to watch the GOP burn” crowd are even ready to throw The Darnold under the bus :
To: central_va
If Trump can’t deliver we’ll find someone else.
Bingo! He may be a bastard, but he’s out bastard. And if Trump doesn’t deliver, then he’s out too! It’s time for the voters to take charge rather than the uniparty. 

141 posted on ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎56‎:‎01‎ ‎AM by abigkahuna (How can you be at two places at once when you are nowhere at all?)

One more before the jump:
To: Washi
Well said. I cannot believe how many people have decided that Trump’s words don’t matter, his character doesn’t matter, his contradictions don’t matter, his previous positions don’t matter, his history of donations doesn’t matter, his betrayal of spouses and business partners doesn’t’ matter, his hubris doesn’t matter, his ignorance of government and foreign policy doesn’t matter, his mean-spirited approach to non believers in him doesn’t matter, his megalomania doesn’t matter, his liberalism doesn’t matter (youthful indiscretion, after all, he was only 65 then), and his disdain for his own putative party doesn’t matter. 

201 posted on ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎07‎:‎52‎ ‎AM by elhombrelibre (Against Obama. Against Putin. Pro-freedom. Pro-US Constitution. Go Cruz.)

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(I just love how Kevin Kline passes out after his last verse)

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Bundy Bunch’s Beautiful Bellyflop edition

Well, unless you’ve been hiding under a Federal wildlife refuge, you know by now that things have gone even further sideways for the True American Patriots :

“They make us all look like cowards.” ‏

LIVE call from Refuge — FBI Seige(sic)  Happening
Youtube Live ^ | 2/10/15 | Gavin Sein

Posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎44‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by Rebelbase

It’s happening now at live link in article.

Can’t make heads nor tails of it,lot of shouting going on.

1 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎44‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by Rebelbase
You misspelled “gibbering”.
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And “seige”.
To: Salvation

Oregon ping

2 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎47‎:‎22‎ ‎PM by goodnesswins (Alinsky…..it’s what’s for dinner)

Impotent coward keyboard kommandos ping.
If you haven’t heard this clusterfuck phone stream yet, let me describe it for you:
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One man screaming “FUCK” like the last gasp of Dead Breitbart, one woman yelling “Constitution!” and “I’m going to JAIL!!”, one facilitator (Gavin Seim) trying to tell them that screaming incoherent obscenities isn’t helping them make their case, and Tits Galore (Michele Fiore) trying to get a word in edgewise.
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Please let this play as you read on:
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Riveting, no?

To: Rome2000

 

A woman just identified her herself as “Hurricane Sandy.”

She also called for a revolution.

13 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎57‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by Mr. Mojo

Of course she did.
Any takers?
To: Rebelbase

 

These clowns make the whole liberty movement look like idiots.

14 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎58‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by Toliph

I’ll take that as a “NO”, then?
To: Toliph

 

No, they make us all look like cowards.

16 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎59‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by huckfillary

Six of one….
To: Toliph
It’s easy to make that judgment at home behind a computer.
18 posted on ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2016‎ ‎8‎:‎00‎:‎11‎ ‎PM by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood.)
…he says, sitting at home, BEHIND A COMPUTER!!!
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It only gets worse from here, folks.
Follow, oh ye of strong constitutions…

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“Obsession” special – vaffanculo fool-o

OK folks – I’m calling for a pre-emptive strike on Freeperville.

Why?

Oh, I dunno – maybe that they have well and truly LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS!

Senior U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia found dead at West Texas ranch
My San Antonio ^ | Updated 3:53 pm, Saturday, February 13, 2016 | Gary Martin

Posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎55‎:‎56‎ ‎PM by Pan_Yan

Associate Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead of apparent natural causes Saturday on a luxury resort in West Texas, federal officials said.

Scalia, 79, was a guest at the Cibolo Creek Ranch, a resort in the Big Bend region south of Marfa. According to a report, Scalia arrived at the ranch on Friday and attended a private party with about 40 people. When he did not appear for breakfast, a person associated with the ranch went to his room and found a body.

U.S. District Judge Fred Biery said he was among those notified about Scalia’s death.

“I was told it was this morning,” Biery said of Scalia’s death. “It happened on a ranch out near Marfa. As far as the details, I think it’s pretty vague right now as to how,” he said. “My reaction is it’s really unfortunate with any death. And now, politically, in the presidential cycle we’re in my educated guess is nothing will happen before the next president is elected.”

1 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎55‎:‎56‎ ‎PM by Pan_Yan

To be sure, the first few posts are devoted to hair-rending:

To: Pan_Yan

 

o dear god no the court will swing full lib now

2 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎58‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by jneesy (rough seas make skillful sailors)

To: 20yearsofinternet

 

Damn! Can we delay Obama’s appointment, whomever it may be? Will the GOP even stand up THAT much?!

6 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎02‎:‎06‎ ‎PM by austinaero

To: Pan_Yan

Complete shock.

8 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎02‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again 🙂

Tears
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And how many posts in do you think we’ll get before the batshit crazies arrive?
To: Pan_Yan

 

Who was there? Who had ties to the WH?

12 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎03‎:‎11‎ ‎PM by Chickensoup (Leftism is the biggest killer of citizens in the world.)

Twelve posts.
Twelve.
Seven minutes after the  original post
To: Pan_Yan

 

Scalia is the man who started the investigation into Hillary.

13 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎03‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
I had no idea that Supreme Court justices started investigations. Would that be an investigation by the Secret Supreme Court Police (the SSCP)?
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Oh? There’s no such thing?
To: Pan_Yan

 

Pelican Brief

31 posted on ‎2‎/‎13‎/‎2016‎ ‎4‎:‎04‎:‎46‎ ‎PM by john316 (JOSHUA 24:15 …choose you this day whom ye will serve…)

pelican

 

The crazy (and the hair-tearing) continues after this brief (heh – get it?) intermission:

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – the terrible two edition

Morning, good people!

Well, I knew that Free Republic is very Trump-friendly, but it’s starting to look pretty one-sided.  The Freeperati have been running their own poll periodically to ask the members who they intend to vote for.

Latest poll results, please?

Cruz – 1347 votes

Trump – 2211 votes

Hmm – almost two to one.

So – how the hell did The Darnold lose Iowa?

Limbaugh: Trump Lost Iowa Because He Attacked Cruz ‘Like A Liberal Democrat

The Daily Caller ^ | February 2, 2016 | Christian Datoc

Posted on ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2016‎ ‎1‎:‎18‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Cincinatus’ Wife

Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said Tuesday that Donald Trump lost the Iowa caucus because his criticism of Ted Cruz made him sound “like a liberal Democrat.”

“I don’t think Trump skipping the debate had a thing to do with what happened last night,” began Limbaugh. “This is a Republican primary. It’s Iowa. Conservatives win in Iowa.”

“Donald Trump, I don’t know if you forgot – one thing that everyone remembers – he went out and tried to criticize Ted Cruz,” explained the talk-show host.

“Ted Cruz isn’t the enemy,” he continued. “Hillary Clinton is the enemy. Ted Cruz is not a nasty guy. Ted Cruz is not a Canadian.”

“Nobody is going to believe that, especially when you offer that criticism sounding as though it could come with Bernie Sanders. In a Republican primary, you do not win if you’re going to sound like a liberal democrat criticizing Ted Cruz.”

1 posted on ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2016‎ ‎1‎:‎18‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Cincinatus’ Wife

Freepers?  Your thoughts?

 

To: lodi90

 

I didn’t turn Rush on today but I hear that he’s pumping Cruz & Rubio and tearing down Trump.

I’m so done with Rush.

3 posted on ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2016‎ ‎1‎:‎21‎:‎16‎ ‎PM by Kenny (RED)

Which begs the question:
To: Kenny

 

“I’m so done with Rush.”

If one is for Trump, is there a conservative talk show host or commentator who is left in good graces?

15 posted on ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2016‎ ‎1‎:‎27‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)

BreitBartBehave
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To: D-fendr

 

Well, they got Ann Coulter. Which is good, because nobody else wants her anymore 🙂

72 posted on ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2016‎ ‎1‎:‎38‎:‎06‎ ‎PM by Boogieman

BurnNapoleon
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More anal-isis of former Freeper icon El Flushbo after this word from our friends at GoldLine.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – one-man revolution edition

Well, people – it looks like American Revolution II (the sequel) has kicked off in fine style.

As has one of the squatters. (I won’t dignify that bunch of rejects and wannabes with words like “militants” or “terrorists”)

Oregon protest leader Ammon Bundy, others arrested; 1 killed
CNN ^ | 01/26/2016 | Dana Ford & Holly Yan

Posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎31‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by BuckeyeTexan

(CNN)One person was killed as authorities arrested a group of people — including Ammon Bundy — involved with the armed occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, the FBI and Oregon State Police said.

The deceased individual, who has not been identified, was the subject of a federal probable cause arrest, officials said.

1 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎31‎:‎56‎ ‎PM by BuckeyeTexan

Keyboard Kommandos – this is IT!  This is what you’ve all been waiting for! Will you leave the comfort of your homes and double-wides and take off for Oregon to avenge tarp-man?

To: BuckeyeTexan
Now it’s time for more patriots to organize and confront these murderers and not let them off like we did with Ruby Ridge and Waco. We have to make them murder a lot more of us if they ever want to impose their tyranny. The Oath Keepers group had differences with these guys but made it clear they wouldn’t be silent and allow another Ruby Ridge or Waco incident without acting. If the group wants to remain a credible patriot group it’s leadership has to step up now.
43 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎06‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by LeeClementineKenny (www.OathKeepers.org)

 

Oath Creepers – ATTACK!!!

We are working on maintaining a calm presence in town and are still acting as a buffer between the Refuge and the FBI. We stand by our order of STAND BY at this time. No Call To Actions have been issued.

Well, dang.

And I do notice that as of this morning, you’re still home, my darling clementine – but when you get that “call to action” you’ll spring into action.

Maybe.

To: BuckeyeTexan

 

We didn’t want it to start this way, but maybe future historians will count this event similar to Harper’s Ferry in the First Civil War. GOD help us all. More are going to die.

16 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎44‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by backwoods-engineer (AMERICA IS DONE! When can we start over?)

To: All

 

It begins ends…………..

52 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎15‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Boonie (“Nuke ’em all…Let Allah sort ’em out…)

Fixed it for ya.
To: Whenifhow

 

I can hardly contain my rage right now.

69 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎30‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I’m fed up.)

CapsLockRage
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To: kiryandil

 

The Feds wanted to send a message to the peasants … this was it. Now we will see whether we are free men or serfs

71 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎36‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by clamper1797 (Repeat after me … there is no such thing as a “moderate” muslim)

Seeing as it’s now Monday morning 6AM CST, and you’re still posting on Free Republic, I’d say that makes you a serfer, girl.
To: BuckeyeTexan
1/26/2016 the first shots of CW2 were fired by the FBI on American citizens. There are no more free Wacos.
45 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎07‎:‎16‎ ‎PM by MasterGunner01 ( Barbara Daly Danko)
2/1/2016 – the last shots of Jack Black were downed by the lonely guy hanging out until last call.
And I’m FROM Waco, sweetheart – ain’t nothing free there.
More bloody revolution after the Bunkum Hill…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Chump endorses Trump edition

Oh dear.

Here I was, all ready to shut down the ISO chamber for a week or so to give it a good scrubbing down and gamma-ray sterilization.

And then:

Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump, Rallying Conservatives
New York Times ^ | 01/19/2016 | By MAGGIE HABERMAN

Posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎18‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by SeekAndFind

Sarah Palin, the former Alaska governor and 2008 vice-presidential nominee who became a Tea Party sensation and a favorite of grass-roots conservatives, will endorse Donald J. Trump in Iowa on Tuesday, officials with his campaign confirmed. The endorsement provides Mr. Trump with a potentially significant boost just 13 days before the state’s caucuses.

1 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎18‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by SeekAndFind

If you’ve noticed, at Free Republic the shine has worn off Our Sarah’s star just a little bit in the past few years.  With Grifterella’s trailer trash antics, her relentless money-grubbing, constant pleas for attention, and in general justifying everything everyone but Freepers always saw in her – the bloom is off the rose.

Or so it seems to me.

Freepers? First reply, please?

To: SeekAndFind

 

Yay.

2 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎19‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by samtheman (Elect Trump, Build Wall. End Censorship.)

KraftwerkLaughing
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To: SeekAndFind

 

Sarah Palin = Crony Capitalist Enabler. Who would have thunk it. What a phony!

7 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎21‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by GodGunsGuts

 

To: SeekAndFind

 

That’ll leave marks – on Sarah Palin.

16 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎23‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by don-o

To: SeekAndFind

Sarah! Sarah! …pls remove the knife.

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20 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎24‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
Heh.
To: SeekAndFind

 

Well, she was dead to me when she didn’t run in 2012 and she’s still dead to me now.

25 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎25‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by erod (Chicago Conservative | Cruz or Lose!)

To: SeekAndFind

Sarah Palin Endorses Donald Trump, Rallying ConservativesLOL. NY Times says we conservatives are being rallied.

I could think of a better word than that.

37 posted on ‎1‎/‎19‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎26‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by FreeReign
“Fucked” comes to mind.
Come on, Freepers – tell us how you REALLY feel!
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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -barely here edition

Morning everyone! This is going to be a short one, as your humble narrator is having issues sitting, and you can’t do Obsession posts on a phone.

So let’s get right to it with – Boo WHO?

Donald Trump Booed By Conservative Crowd After Attacks on Ted Cruz
NBC News ^ | 1/16/16 | Alex Jaffe

Posted on ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎56‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by TBBT

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C.  Among conservatives, Donald Trump can typically do no wrong – until he attacks Ted Cruz.

On Saturday, Trump drew boos from a grassroots conservative crowd during remarks at the South Carolina Tea Party Coalition Convention for his attack on Cruz’s previously undisclosed loans.

“You give a campaign contribution to Ted Cruz, you get whatever the hell you want,” he said, before boos erupted from the crowd.

Trump went on as the boos grew louder: “Say whatever you want, it’s okay, he didn’t report his bank loans. He’s got bank loans from Goldman Sachs, he’s got bank loans from Citibank, folks, and then he acts like Robin Hood?”

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I don’t know… But I’ve been scanning truck loads of news articles today. Cruz has had a pretty good news day. The Donald not so much.I’ve seen the booing. Whether is was a major factor, or not, it really doesn’t matter. When all the headlines you see about the event are similar to the one posted here, it’s not a net positive – to say the least.

1 posted on ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎56‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by TBBT
And to say the worst –
To: TBBT

 

Should be fun if Trump tries his crap in Texas.

3 posted on ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎7‎:‎59‎:‎16‎ ‎PM by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)

To: Rockitz

 

Trump’s a fine guy, I like him. Maybe they’ll let him have his television show back.

4 posted on ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎14‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by dead (“I’m up to my eyeball in virgin goats!” – Mullah Omar)

BanHimCruz
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Trump-humpers – to the ramparts!
To: Insigne123

 

Trump got booed at the debate and his poll numbers went up.

He doesn’t pander to Goldman Sachs pawns.

15 posted on ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2016‎ ‎8‎:‎02‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by Helicondelta

Trump kills and eats live kittens on TV – poll numbers went up.
Trump rapes a nun in a campaign commercial – poll numbers went up.
The Darnold knows his base.
(for those who don’t remember the MAD magazine piece that inspired my Trump sobriquet)
DarnoldDuck
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A little more after the jump –

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Something old, something new edition

Good morning, constant readers! I’m afraid it’s time to dip into the aging pile of Freepitude, but first – one Freeper makes a declaration:

Trump is starting to smell like a Clinton decoy to me!
Posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎27‎:‎25‎ ‎PM by Cats Pajamas

Just seems more and more to me that he is running interference for Bill and Hill. I am getting closer and closer to crossing Trump of my list.

1 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎27‎:‎25‎ ‎PM by Cats Pajamas
As the late great John Bednarz used to say: “Boy, that’s just your upper lip.”
One Freeper tries to warn him:
To: Cats Pajamas

 

Don’t worry. the Trump supporters will help you cross him off now.

5 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎29‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Berlin_Freeper

AaandHereTheyCome
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To: Cats Pajamas

 

Put down that crack pipe.

2 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎28‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools: Go Trump!)

To: Cats Pajamas

 

Meds running low?

11 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎31‎:‎17‎ ‎PM by LS (“Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually” (Hendrix))

To: Cats Pajamas

 

Did you spit out your pills again today and decide to go on a little adventure on the re-hab clinic’s computer??

14 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎31‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by MNJohnnie ( Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered)

A whole string of the highly original “meds” posts follows.
And only half of them say “lol” at the end.
One Freeper tries to qualify the idea :
To: Cats Pajamas

 

Trump’s ego is way too big for that. He’s in it to win it for himself.

17 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎31‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by euram

And then it’s back to the playground :
To: Cats Pajamas

 

Change your pajamas, that’s what you smell.

20 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎32‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by COUNTrecount (Race Baiting…… “It’s What’s For Breakfast”)

IknowYouAre
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A non Trump-humping dissenter weighs in :

To: Cats Pajamas

 

I think Trump is just being himself: a conman. He’s feels like he’s done everything but become president, and he’ll say whatever it takes to get people to vote for him. We’re told everyday on FR that he does whatever it takes to get what he wants. For some, that all ended when he started running for president and now he’s sincere. For the rest of us, we’ve been had too many times, finally have a conservative alternative, and are ridiculed by so-called conservatives because we’re staying out of their Trumpgasm.

38 posted on ‎1‎/‎7‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎37‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God)

“Trumpgasm”??
Oh, I am SO stealing that!
Due to new EPA regs, all drums of Freeper toxic waste over 30 days old must be opened below the fold, so follow if you dare!

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati -Moron Militia edition part Infinity

Well – the last time we left those Duke Bundy boys, they was in a whole heap of trouble (composite thread) :

Militamen In Burns, Ore. Break Into Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Building
Oregon Public Broadcasting ^ | 1/2/2016 | Kimberley Freda and John Sepulvado

Posted on 1/2/2016, 8:57:32 PM by Nextrush

Embattled Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy told OPB that approximately 150 militiamen have occupied Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Building on Saturday evening.

The militiamen are in Burns, Oregon to support Dwight Hammond and his son, Steven Hammond. They’re ranchers convicted of arson, who are due to report to prison on Monday.

The militiamen broke in to the federal building with supplies, including food and a generator. Cliven Bundy spoke to his son, Ammon Bundy, on the phone after they occupied the building.

“He told me that they were there for the long run. I guess they figured they’re going to be there for whatever it takes–and I don’t know what that means,” Bundy said…….

1 posted on 1/2/2016, 8:57:32 PM by Nextrush
I’m sure you know the backstory on this by now:
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The Hammonds set fires on federal land to destroy any evidence of illegal game hunting they were doing on it, claiming that they started the fire on their own property and whoops-ee, it just happened to spread to federal land, sorry about that.
Hammonds go to jail for it.
Hammond relative lets slip that they actually started the fire ON Federal land.
Hammonds are summoned back to jail for additional perjury/terrorism  time.
Bundy Bunch vacate their media-abandoned Bundy stronghold, round up 150 other nutcases, and head out to “help”.
Hammonds tell said nutcases that they don’t need that kind of “help”, fuck you very much, now piss off.
Bundy bunch bravely attack unoccupied Federal building and vow to hold it against M1A1 Abrams tanks and A-10 Warthogs.
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The Freeperati are of two minds about this. This dichotomy has been building for some time at Freeperville – “law and order” versus “Take to the streets and shoot the gubmint fascists (not me personally, of course)”
.
So – here we go!
First, the obligatory source-blaming :
To: Reno89519

 

Read NPR ? You must be joking. Kinda like reading Pravda. Well, Oregon mountains have been buried by snow. So they may be in a defendable position.

29 posted on 1/2/2016, 9:38:02 PM by justa-hairyape (The use of the name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)

To: ButThreeLeftsDo

 

And so it begins ?

21 posted on 1/2/2016, 9:24:52 PM by sunrise_sunset

To: Salvavida

 

“I can’t believe CWII kicks off for something this stupid.”

Lexington and Bunker Hill started our Revolution.

Fort Sumter started The War Between The States.

Archduke Ferdinand’s assassination started WWI.

It doesn’t take much to start a war. The hard part is ending it.

15 posted on 1/3/2016, 3:41:22 AM by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
“Reno89519” speaks out for the “Law And Order” faction:
To: TBP

 

As I wrote in another thread, the federal government needs to use whatever force necessary to protect public property, arrest these militia, jail them, convict them, and send them to prison. As an American, a veteran, I say zero tolerance to inciting rebellion and taking up arms against the US. These thugs are no better than the people rioting in Baltimore, occupying Wall Street, etc. They are definitely not someone any red-blooded American conservative should be supporting.

4 posted on 1/2/2016, 10:30:33 PM by Reno89519 (American Lives Matter! US Citizen, Veteran, Conservative, Republican. I vote. Trump 2016.)
The call to arms (in Freeper threads, not in real life) continues after the glorious Revolution!

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – schlong time coming edition

Good morning, gentle people! I hope your holiday was a wonderful one.

Well, let’s get right to the stupid, shall we? I mean, as schlong as we’re all here…

Donald Trump: ‘Schlonged’ was not a vulgar insult
Mashable ^ | December 22, 2015 | Juana Summers

Posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎02‎:‎37‎ ‎PM by Cringing Negativism Network

Nearly 24 hours after he said that Hillary Clinton had been “schlonged” by Barack Obama during her failed 2008 presidential campaign, Donald Trump took to Twitter to defend his comments.

Schlonged, the Republican businessman said in a tweet, was not a vulgar reference to a penis. Instead, he argued, he meant “beaten badly.”

Once again, #MSM is dishonest. “Schlonged” is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.

– Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

Trump went on to defend his comments, saying that NPR’s Neal Conan had once used the phrase to refer to the trouncing at the polls that the Walter Mondale-Geraldine Ferraro presidential ticket received in the 1984 election.

(woo-hoo, did not take Trump long to respond)

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Hoo-wa. Good for Donald.
1 posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎02‎:‎37‎ ‎PM by Cringing Negativism Network
I’ll see your “woo-hoo” and “Hoo-wa” and raise you a “schmuck”.
Of course, as we all know, “schmuck” doesn’t mean “penis” as much as it means that I just beat your face badly with one.
Of course, some of the Freepers drop the dog whistle entirely:
To: Cringing Negativism Network

When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.

Yeah, beaten badly with a big penis.

6 posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎06‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
So – is The Darnold lying, or are you?
To: Cringing Negativism Network
I am not a NYer and to me it’s an obscenity.
16 posted on‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎09‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
Come on, Freepers – try to have a little class here.
To: ConservativeMind

 

“I prefer to continue to believe he meant ‘to beat senseless with a man’s private part’.”

Could have been Huma’s strap on .

25 posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎12‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by sushiman

That’s better.
To: Cringing Negativism Network

 

Actually, it is a vulgar insult. If he wants to say it, he should at least own up to it and stop claiming that his vulgar insults weren’t meant as vulgar insults.

26 posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎13‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by livius

One Freeper is just happy to expand his vocabulary.
(I guess a couple hundred words weren’t enough)
To: Lisbon1940

 

Yes, that one’s delightful as well. I’ve been searching for a replacement for “dick-smacked”, and “cock-walloped” just feels too derivative. So if nothing else, I guess I can say Trump was good for something this year.

84 posted on ‎12‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎47‎:‎12‎ ‎PM by HoosierDammit (“When that big rock n’ roll clock strikes 12, I will be buried with my Tele on!” Bruce Springsteen)

Well, as schlong as you’re read this far, follow below the fold for more fakakta Freeperisms …

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – short and swat edition

Good morning, everyone! My apologies, but due to weekend-spanning  circumstances, this is going to be one of the shortest Obsessions ever.

However, it is a lulu.

Let’s just say that something happened last week to – shock the monkeys!

DES MOINES REGISTER SHOCK POLL: CRUZ 29%, TRUMP 22%, RUBIO 13%, CARSON 11%
Drudgereport.com ^ | Dec 12, 2015 | Drudge

Posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎39‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Jet Jaguar

DES MOINES REGISTER SHOCK POLL: CRUZ 29%, TRUMP 22%, RUBIO 13%, CARSON 11%

1 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎39‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Jet Jaguar

Well, the Trump-humpers that comprise the majority of Freeperville these days are bound to take this in an adult fashion, no?

To: Jet Jaguar

 

Not fair, not fair, not fair!!!

2 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎40‎:‎15‎ ‎PM by gov_bean_ counter (Trump to McCain – “Pass the strawberries”.)

To: Jet Jaguar

 

Lie.

11 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎42‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by Eddie01

Of course, the Cruz losers pounce:
To: gov_bean_ counter

 

The Trump cultists seem to like polls. Bet they won’t like this one.

9 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎42‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by Oklahoma

To: Jet Jaguar

 

Can’t be right. Everyone knows Trump’s a winner. Just ask him. So if he’s not winning, obviously it’s wrong.

4 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎41‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)

To: Jet Jaguar

 

Dang,I was looking forward to the first orange President!

17 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎45‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by Dr. Ursus

Trump-humpers – return fire!
To: Jet Jaguar

 

It’s called cooking their polling.

Trump last night had the biggest townhall rally in Iowa ever.

You clowns figure it out.

13 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎43‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by Red Steel

Ah – the Bernie Sanders  Ron Paul defense!
To: Jet Jaguar

 

The whole poll thing is certainly the most amusing on FR of late.

50 posted on ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎57‎:‎39‎ ‎PM by FourPeas (Tone matters.)

I concur.
More amusement after the skewed poll.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Seig Hurl edition

Yeah – I know The Darnold has been sucking up all the political air lately, but this just might be the exception to the “No such thing as bad publicity” trope.

It all started with Teddy Cruz breaking ranks:

Ted Cruz: ‘I do not agree’ with Trump’s Muslim moratorium
WashTimes ^ | 12/8/15 | Seth McLaughlin –

Posted on ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎56‎:‎22‎ ‎AM by VinL

GOP presidential contender Ted Cruz said Tuesday that he disagrees with rival Donald J. Trump’s plan to ban Muslims from coming into the United States until the federal government can ensure that those coming into the nation do not pose a threat to the country.

“I do not agree with his proposal,” the Texas senator said at a press conference on Capitol Hill. “I do not think it is the right solution.”

Mr. Cruz said that some have encouraged him to criticize Mr. Trump, but said he will not to so. Instead, he said he is pushing solutions aimed at putting a three year moratorium on refugees from Syria and Iraq, and giving governors more power to stop refugees from being resettled in their states.

Mr. Trump has tangled with most of the candidates in the GOP field ..with the exception of Mr. Cruz .. though he warned at a rally in South Carolina that he will respond in kind if Mr. Cruz attacks him.

ClownSlapFight
“Instead, he (Cruz) said he is pushing solutions aimed at putting a three year moratorium on refugees from Syria and Iraq, and giving governors more power to stop refugees from being resettled in their states.”
1 posted on ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎56‎:‎22‎ ‎AM by VinL
Aaand – we’re off!
To: VinL

 

Ted Cruz is wrong … Yikes !

2 posted on ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎58‎:‎14‎ ‎AM by Patton@Bastogne

Yeah – like when does that ever happen?
Other than always?

To: Patton@Bastogne.

Donald Trump is correct: America is at WAR with Islam.

Can’t find that country on the map for some reason.

Did we allow German Nazis to enter during WW2 ?

Hell no.

Well, we DID refuse to admit Jewish refugees fleeing the Nazis, so there’s that.

Ted Cruz may have just lost Iowa.

4 posted on ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎11‎:‎00‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by Patton@Bastogne

Well, you’re as right about that as you are about anything else :

Poll: Cruz surges ahead of Trump and Carson in Iowa

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has surpassed Donald Trump and Ben Carson in Iowa, a new poll finds, giving the Texas Republican his first lead of the cycle in an early voting state.

Cruz, who has been on a sharp upward trajectory in the polls in recent weeks, takes 24 percent of support in the Hawkeye State, according to a Monmouth University survey released on Monday.

 

Oops.

To: VinL; Jim Robinson; P-Marlowe

 

He wants to stop refugees.
He wants to vet refugees.
He thinks profiling is smart.

But he wants to let unvetted terrorists into the country so long as they are not from Syria.

Stupid, Ted. Stupid.

31 posted on ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎11‎:‎11‎:‎45‎ ‎AM by xzins (HAVE YOU DONATED TO THE FREEPATHON? https://secure.freerepublic.com/)

Redundant, man. Redundant.
Much more Darnold Nazi stuff
DonaldTorpedo
Including Freeper reaction to The Darnold’s coup of grabbing that all-important Das Sturmer endorsement, after the Siegfried Line…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Presidential hoarse race edition

Good morning, everyone! Let’s suit up and catch up on the GOP clusterfuck    Presidential race   clusterfuck, shall we?

First up – Fire The Handicapped!

Donald Trump under fire for mocking disabled reporter
BBC ^ | 4 hours ago, 2015-11-26 | BBC

Posted on ‎11‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎41‎:‎06‎ ‎AM by WhiskeyX

Republican presidential contender Donald Trump has been criticised for mocking a disabled New York Times reporter.

Mr Trump performed an impression of Serge Kovaleski, who suffers from a congenital joint condition, at a rally.

He has used a 2001 article by Mr Kovaleski to back up widely disputed claims that “thousands” of Muslims in New Jersey celebrated the 9/11 attacks.

The New York Times called Mr Trump’s actions “outrageous”.

The press has lied, because Trump never said there were thousands or hundreds of Muslims celebrating the destruction of the World Trade Center. He only used an analogy to indicate the term “tailgate” used by the The Washing post reporters signified there were far more than two such Muslim celebrants.

1 posted on ‎11‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎41‎:‎06‎ ‎AM by WhiskeyX

So, Freepers – are you going to let the lamestream media paint The Darnold and his supporters as intolerant bigoted assholes?

To: WhiskeyX
Hey BBC, take your Brit white faggotry and kiss my American Ass! 

20 posted on ‎11‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎55‎:‎19‎ ‎AM by Hostage (ARTICLE V)

That’s the ticket!
More Brit white faggotry after the jump…

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Bonus Obsession -“He’s a bank robber, not a terrorist1”

Evening, good people – Ms. A allowed me out of my box to post a special – many thanks!

We’ll get right to it.

CO Police Respond to Reports of Active Shooter  at Planned Parenthood Clinic
Mediaite ^ | 11/27/2015 | Josh Feldman

Posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎20‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by E. Pluribus Unum

Colorado Springs police responded this afternoon to reports of an active shooter at a Planned Parenthood facility:

1 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎20‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by E. Pluribus Unum

The first response is a request to front-page this post.

The second?

To: E. Pluribus Unum

And how many active killings going on inside the building?

3 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎21‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by Sacajaweau

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Fetus, don’t fail me now!
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The second response?
To: E. Pluribus Unum

Serious false flag?

4 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎22‎:‎17‎ ‎PM by 17th Miss Regt

Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother.
I mean, I could get a half-assed code monkey to write a Freeper quote generator and it would come up with more intelligent commentary.
To: citizen

Colorado Springs was one of the cities ISIS listed it wanted to attack…

9 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎26‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by ConservativeMan55 (In America, we don’t do pin pricks. But sometimes we elect them.)

Well, there’s always that.
To: E. Pluribus Unum

I wonder how many babies are being slaughtered inside that Planned Parenthood office on a daily basis

17 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎30‎:‎18‎ ‎PM by Sarah Barracuda

Shut the fuck up, you syphilitic twat.
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Then, of course, they start prevaricating:
To: E. Pluribus Unum

Robbery gone bad??

It didn’t start at PP, but down the block apparently.

25 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎34‎:‎18‎ ‎PM by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did….)

To: E. Pluribus Unum

Conflicting information on news sites- near PP, someone shot at an eye doctor- need some facts before jumping to conclusions about PP being targeted.

27 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎38‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by austingirl

Yeah – about that…
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ChaseTweet
Of course there’s always the go-to:
To: E. Pluribus Unum

Quite likely a case of Islamic Terrorism at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, despite Obama promises that America was safe over the Thanksgiving Holiday.

45 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎52‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by Timpanagos1

And, naturally :
To: surroundedbyblue

I live in Denver I have been putting off buying an AR 15 because of price but today may be the day….

43 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎50‎:‎06‎ ‎PM by Mom MD

You going to join him, you knuckle of fuck?
Help him shoot some cops, maybe?
To: E. Pluribus Unum 

After following the story via Drudge and Fox News,

theres-your-problem

 

it sounds like Planned Parenthood, so far, has had nothing to do with incident except being in the general vicinity. My guess this far is that by putting “Planned Parenthood” in the headline, the lame stream media is trying to garner some public bias before the facts are even out. Typical.

64 posted on ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎04‎:‎58‎ ‎PM by surroundedbyblue (Proud to be an Infidel)

We’ll see how the De Nile defense works out for them after the false flag operation…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “everything must go” edition

Good morning, everyone! I promised some oldies, but first – a nugget of absolute pure Freepitude:

In a thread about Dead Breitbart’s assertion that The Darnold didn’t REALLY say what he said:

Donald Trump Corrects the Record: Media Proposed Muslim Database, Not Me
Breitbart ^ | 11/20/15 | Charlie Sperring

Posted on ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎47‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by BigEdLB

Donald Trump corrected reports from the media suggesting that he actually wanted a government database for all Muslim Americans to be registered in order to stop terrorism.

“I didn’t suggest a database , a reporter did”, he wrote on Twitter moments ago. “We must defeat Islamic terrorism and have surveillance, including a watch list, to protect America.”

The media spent most of the day reacting to Trump’s positive reaction to a question posed by reporters as to whether he supported a plan to register American Muslims.

1 posted on ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎47‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by BigEdLB

….which he positively did!

Let the spin begin!

DiogenesLamp (which has apparently gone out) is furious. At Trump? No, for some reason, at the Democrat Propaganda Agents (another good band name, BTW) :

To: BigEdLB

Donald Trump Corrects the Record: Media Proposed Muslim Database, Not Me

Democrat Propaganda agents were criminally lying again? They need to be brought up on Federal Election Commission charges for attempting to tamper with an election by deliberately promulgating known falsehoods.

We need to hammer these media bastards every chance we get. We need to be working on ways to put these Democrat agents in prison for election tampering.

4 posted on ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎56‎:‎31‎ ‎PM by DiogenesLamp (“of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.”)
Then, “GrandJediMasterYoda”
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YodaButthurt
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warns of another subversive truth-teller :
To: DiogenesLamp

 

I wrote to Trump on Twitter yesterday saying that same exact thing and also asked him to considering suing. This is outrageous where the media can just make stuff up like this then spread it like wildfire throughout social media. That idiot George Takei yesterday spread that story yesterday…This is was on Facebook, so I wrote him and told him “Calm down old man, you’ve been scammed” That guy has I believe 9 million followers, so that’s a potential 9 million people that saw that false story. This stuff ain’t no joke, this is absolute pure slander what they are doing to Trump.

Yes here is what he wrote………

George Takei
22 hrs
In an interview, Donald Trump refused to rule out requiring all Muslims to carry special religious identification, or to rule out warrantless searches of their homes and places of worship. Said Trump, “We’re going to have to do things that we never did before. We’re going to have to do certain things that were frankly unthinkable a year ago.” Many recall, with horror, how Jews were forced to wear special religious identification in Nazi Germany—a yellow star of David. In the U.S., my own family, and over a hundred thousand other Japanese Americans, were tagged like mere pieces of luggage, with no charges, with no trial, with no due process, before they shipped us off to prison camps.
Mr. Trump, unto my last dying breath, I shall oppose this madness. I shall continue to speak out, whether on social media or from our stage in Allegiance on Bway, against the dangers of racial or religious profiling and its dehumanizing effect. Yours is the first step toward the destruction of all we hold dear, and to that I and all good people must say, “Never again, never again, never, never, never again.”

18 posted on ‎11‎/‎20‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎10‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 20 acts of Treason and counting.)

And this prompts the aforementioned nugget of perfect Freepitude :
To: GrandJediMasterYoda; All
George, you should be glad that you and your people WERE shipped off to those detainment camps because America was so pissed off with your ancestral warlords in Japan, that your safety and the safety of your family and friends could not be guaranteed in the post-Pearl Harbor world of 1941+.
The only possible complaint you might have, would be if you would admit or confirm that it was in your own detainment camp that you were first introduced to the homosexual practice of sucking d–k. If you were coerced into being a peter puffer, you might even today, have a claim against the U.S. government. But as for this 21st century threat of Islamofascism from ISIS and their ideological brethren, you DO realize don’t you, that if they did manage to take over our Nation and institute sharia law, that YOU and your sexual ilk would be among the first ones to be decapitated in the name of ‘allah’, have you thought about that?
Get back to me on that.

Wait for it….

PS – Captain Sulu would NEVER suck d–k!

36 posted on 11/20/2015, 3:08:59 PM by mkjessup (Trump & Cruz are the ONLY candidates to which we can trust America’s security.)

EvilestThing
Some older stuff after the fold…

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What goes into creating an “Obsession” post

Hi, good people! Ms. A has given me permission to take a mental health day (week). Here’s what prompted it: In the middle of a “Kill all the ragheads” thread (which is about all there is on Free Republic lately): To: robowombat You can kill them, you can bomb them, you can even nuke them, but until the magic space rock in Mecca is turned into a sizzling pile of oozing glass, there will always be more of them. 13 posted on 11/18/2015, 11:43:24 PM by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did….) … Continue reading What goes into creating an “Obsession” post

Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Dance Of The Commodeians edition

Well, folks – the filters are starting to get clogged up again with body parts from the advocates of The Darnold versus those of Dr. Jonas Sulk.  Time to give them a good blowing out.

Masks ON!  Ready? Let’s go!

WHAT? Trump Says Ben Carson is Sort of Like a Child Molester!
Truth Revolt ^ | 11/12/15 | Caleb Howe

Posted on ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎29‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by markomalley

On CNN today, Donald Trump had another moment that is sure to haunt news and social media for days, when he made a comparison between Dr. Ben Carson and child molesters:

He said he’s pathological, somebody said he’s got pathological disease, other people said he said in the book, I haven’t seen it but I know it’s in the book that he’s got a pathological temper or temperament. That’s a big problem because you don’t cure that. That’s like, you know, I could say, they say you don’t cure, as an example, child molester. You don’t cure these people. You don’t cure a child molester. There’s no cure for it. Pathological, there’s no cure for that.

Trump added “I’m not saying anything, I’m not saying anything other than pathological is a very serious disease,” but he was arguably well past the point of no return by then. Trump supporter Jeffrey Lord was on later to discuss the comment and said the Trump just “reached out for something that he thought was pathological.”

Yes, well .. reach better, guy. When a CNBC moderator made a comic book comparison with Trump, the Donald and his fans were outraged. Imagine if that moderator had said this about Trump.

The option they are giving us is that either Trump is too dumb to know comparing pediatric brain surgeon Dr. Carson to a child molester would be outrageous and go viral, or he knew that’s exactly what would happen and maliciously made the comparison. That’s what we’re left with. Dumb or malicious.

Unless you want to chose both.

1 posted on ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎29‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by markomalley

I’m going out on a limb here and saying that “markomalley” is on Dr. Sulk’s team.

To: markomalley
Uncomfortable.

…if undeniably accurate..

I suspect Trump did not accidentally let this slip. He doesn’t typically make such errors.

A shot over the bow?

2 posted on ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎36‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by Mariner (War Criminal #18 – Be The Leaderless Resistance)

More like a kick in the crotch.
“Carry_Okie” makes an interesting observation:
To: markomalley

Ronald Reagan would never have stooped so low.

4 posted on ‎11‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎39‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by Carry_Okie (Dupes for Donald, Chumps for Trump)

(note his sig line)
My fave, “editor-surveyor” hates him some Trump:
To: Carry_Okie

This isn’t Ron Reagan we’re talking about…

Its Ronald McDonald.

77 posted on ‎11‎/‎13‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎16‎:‎01‎ ‎AM by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I’d hoped they’d be)

Heh.
TrumpRonald
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More after the Happy Meal…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – you’re no Carson of mine edition

Wow, constant readers – the Ben Carson campaign has really blown up in recent days.

And by “blown up” I mean:

Hindenburg_disaster,_1937

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Let’s look at how the pyramid scheme played out in Freeperville, shall we?

Carson on the defensive over claims of past violence, pyramids
Politico ^ | 11/5/15 | NICK GASS

Posted on ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎01‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by jimbo123

Ben Carson was put on the defensive on Thursday, with reporters pressing him about a series of reports that have sprung up questioning the factual accuracy of his past statements.

As Carson has gained in the polls, so has media scrutiny of the 64-year-old retired pediatric neurosurgeon and Republican presidential candidate, whose past and present statements have drawn no shortage of curiosity and interest.

On Thursday, during a stop on his book tour, Carson was pressed on everything from a report that questioned past claims of his physical violence toward others, an interview in which he appeared to struggle with the complexities of Cuban immigration policy in South Florida, and a rediscovered past speech in which he expressed his belief that the Great Pyramids of Giza were constructed by the biblical figure Joseph to store grain, not pharoahs’ tombs.

A CNN reporter in particular tried to pry more details out of Carson after the network published a report titled “A tale of two Carsons” in which it could not corroborate the candidate’s past claims in his books that he had acted violently in his childhood and adolescence toward his family and others – claims that are part of Carson’s narrative of personal redemption.

Asked to be more specific about when the incidents occurred, Carson listed them in detail. “One of the ones where I threw a rock and broke someone’s glasses, that occurred when I was maybe about 7 or 8, the stabbing, attempted stabbing incident occurred when I was 13 or 14, the – what’s another incident? Give me another one,” Carson asked a scrum of media on CNN in Miami during a book signing tour. “Trying to hit my mom in the head with a hammer? That was around the same time as the stabbing incident.”

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FreeperCarson

“Trying to hit my mom in the head with a hammer? That was around the same time as the stabbing incident.”

1 posted on ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎01‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by jimbo123
The first two posts are usually a good indicator of how the thread’s going to go:
To: jimbo123

He should announce that he “once shot a man just for snoring”…

2 posted on ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎04‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by WayneS (Yeah, it’s probably sarcasm…)

To: jimbo123
The stuff about a violent youth seems now to have been puffery to sell his book. The pyramid stuff is just wierd. And I hear his main man is not a “campaign manager” but a “business manager.” What up widdat? Is he just in it for the money?
3 posted on ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎05‎:‎20‎ ‎PM by hinckley buzzard
The preceding post was brought to you by the letters “D”, “U”, and “H”.
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And make that the first THREE posts:
To: jimbo123

I shouldn’t be remotely surprised, but I am, at how many people on the right are making excuses for this insanity.

If Trunp cam out and said Aliens make Pepsi cans by crocheting aluminium wire in zero gravity, or Cruz expressed belief that Northern Pike were descended from Hymalian Yeti, They would get crucified by each other and everyone else. But this buy, BECAUSE HE’S BLACK, gets kid glove treatment By people supposedly on THE RIGHT.

4 posted on ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎10‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by Norm Lenhart (Existential Cage Theory – Embrace it)

Black privilege?
You’re soaking in it!
Read more after the sincere invitation to “read more”.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Halloweenies edition

Just when you thought that weenies couldn’t be filled with anything more disgusting…

Scratch a Freeper – find an apparatchik.

“Throw another Russian on the fire, boys.”

Coming Out Could Mean Jail Time in Russia
TakePart ^ | OCT 26, 2015 | Rebecca McCray

Posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by MinorityRepublican

Conservative lawmakers in Russia are considering amending an already controversial two-year-old article that punishes individuals who “propagate homosexuality” to children. The amendment to this article would make publicly coming out as gay an administrative violation punishable by up to 15 days in jail or a fine of 5,000 rubles, which amounts to about $80.

1 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎58‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by MinorityRepublican

Now bear in mind that Freepers hate Russia because it’s full of commies and totalitarian bad guys. I don’t mean hate as in “I hate it when my toast is cold”, I mean hate as in: “I hate you and hope you die horribly!”

To: MinorityRepublican

This is wrong.

They should be treated for the mental disease they have.

2 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎01‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by freedumb2003 (Don’t mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)

They tried that already.
Didn’t work.

PUBLIC DM ORIGINALS 31/05/2003 (P43) 1933 STALIN SLAVE LABOUR CAMP

To: MinorityRepublican

Good for Russia.

Ja DA, tovarisch!

Those with nasty habits will not be marketing the vile behavior to others other than their perversion partner. What they keep private won’t get them in trouble.

8 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎27‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light….. Isaiah 5:20)

To: freedumb2003

I think I’ll pop some popcorn, grab a beer, throw another fagot on the fire, and watch this thread.

11 posted on ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎00‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)

You guys know I never miss a chance to post this:
To: All

Seems like every week lately, Russia is a better run country than our dear Republic. It’s nice to see a government treat homosexuality as the mental illness it is.

24 posted on ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎44‎:‎57‎ ‎AM by nightowl_jg

You could always emigrate…
To: freedumb2003
It’s just good to see someone in this whole wide world with some moral integrity.
26 posted on ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎7‎:‎08‎:‎21‎ ‎AM by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
Folks, I think we’ve hit peak cognitive dissonance here.
More after the thingy.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Sneaker of the Louse edition

Dang.

Boehner’s bitten the big bananna, and the Freedumb Cacusasians are finally in the driver’s seat!

Or are they?

Freedom Caucus Balks at Paul Ryan, Refuses to Endorse
breitbart.com ^ | 21 Oct 2015 | Matthew Boyle

Posted on 10/21/2015, 9:45:20 PM by 867V309

Since Ryan has failed to achieve the Freedom Caucus endorsement, the question now becomes if he will stick to his promise and drop out of contention for the Speakership.

“No,” Ryan’s spokesman Brendan Buck told Breitbart News earlier on Wednesday when asked if Ryan would follow through with a Speakership bid without an official House Freedom Caucus endorsement.

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Keep a promise? Don’t hold your breath.
1 posted on 10/21/2015, 9:45:20 PM by 867V309
Oh, by all means – hold your breath,
To: 867V309

Muey(sic) bueno, as Lyin’ Ryan would say after amnesty.

8 posted on 10/21/2015, 9:53:36 PM by Fungi

“Lyin’ Ryan”….now where have I heard that term before?
Oh yes – from the Democrats, in the last election!
RyanLyin
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Are Freepers morphing into Dems?
To: 867V309

Breitbart has become a clickbait whore dead clickbait whore much like The Blaze.

Couldn’t get to the story.

Too bad.

11 posted on 10/21/2015, 9:55:37 PM by ButThreeLeftsDo (Plea$e $upport Free Republic.)

FIFY.
To: 867V309

Ryan is the best thing that has happened to the Republican party since Reagan…..to hell with the freedom nitwits.

17 posted on 10/21/2015, 10:31:26 PM by terycarl (COMMON SENSE PREVAILS OVERALL!!)

DangerClose
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To: terycarl

“Ryan is the best thing that has happened to the Republican party since Reagan”

You need to see a doctor. Quick. There’s not much time.

23 posted on 10/21/2015, 11:20:27 PM by Mariner (War Criminal #18 – Be The Leaderless Resistance)
To: terycarl

What??? You really love your liberal, open borders traitors, don’t you?

27 posted on 10/22/2015, 12:10:26 AM by CrimsonTidegirl

That’s lyin’ liberal, open borders traitors, thank you very much.
To: 867V309

I’ll concede I was dead wrong in my prediction they would fold.I’m genuinely and pleasantly surprised.

22 posted on 10/21/2015, 11:17:29 PM by Mariner (War Criminal #18 – Be The Leaderless Resistance)
You know what’s coming up, don’t you?

Freedom Caucus Majority Backs Paul Ryan for House Speaker NY Times ^ | 10-21-15 | DAVID M. HERSZENHORN and EMMARIE HUETTEMAN Posted on 10/21/2015, 10:53:26 PM by afraidfortherepublic

A strong majority of anti-establishment conservatives in the House Freedom Caucus voted on Wednesday night to support Representative Paul D. Ryan of Wisconsin for House speaker, assuring that he will have the votes to secure the post next week and averting a leadership crisis for Republicans.

Mr. Ryan indicated that he was prepared to seize the gavel and try to bring unity to his party, which has been riven over how House leaders exert authority over members. That fight had become so bitter that it forced the resignation of Speaker John A. Boehner and derailed the candidacy of the majority leader, Representative Kevin McCarthy, to replace him.

“I’m grateful for the support of a supermajority of the House Freedom Caucus,” Mr. Ryan said in a statement, referring to the two-thirds vote he received.

The apparent coalescing of support behind Mr. Ryan, 45, comes at a critical moment for Congress, with votes expected to begin as soon as next week over raising the government’s borrowing authority, the first of several pressing fiscal matters.

1 posted on 10/21/2015, 10:53:26 PM by afraidfortherepublic
GunInMouth2
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Then I guess the Freedom Caucus isn’t all that conservative.

3 posted on 10/21/2015, 10:57:08 PM by fatnotlazy

To: afraidfortherepublic

next under the FR bus; the freedom caucus.

4 posted on 10/21/2015, 10:58:15 PM by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)

You know, Freepers – it’s getting REALLY crowded under there.
Just sayin’….
And then, just when the Freeperati are sinking into their well-deserved depression, one of their own pours gasoline on the fire – right after this non-commercial break!
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(said break which I forgot to put in, allowing my post to take up the entire front page – mea culpa!)

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “That was Zen, this is Meow” edition

Morning, everyone!

If haven’t yet gotten on the First Draft anthology/fundraiser  kickstarter train yet, please consider getting a ticket.

A decade of Ms. A, Adrastos, Jude, Michael F, Doc, Holden, Scout, and some jerk with a low sense of humour and love of memes – such a DEAL!

OK – the shill is gone – on to the iso room for a little housekeeping!

AirlockDoor

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Then :

Pelosi Intrudes Into Wayne’s World

by Wayne Simmons

As I reflect back over the 27 years I spent hunting terrorists and those supporting them on virtually every continent in the world, I can’t help but wonder how my case officer would react today if he was alive to watch the Speaker of the House of the Congress of the United States attack and attempt to dismantle the CIA, the single most important intelligence agency in the world.

In 1975, I watched the Church Committee decimate the CIA’s human intelligence — “humint” — capabilities. As a result, for over 25 years the U.S. was subjected to brutal, deadly attacks by Islamic terrorists at our bases and embassies around the world and on the high seas.  This did not seem to alarm anyone other than those of us with the CIA and FBI until the Islamic terrorists drove jets into the World Trade Center towers on September 11, 2001. Only then did Congress want to know why the CIA and other U.S. intelligence agencies did not or could not foresee the attack that killed almost 3,000 people.

Nancy Pelosi, who I suggested was a “pathological liar” on the Fox News Channel 4 months ago, told reporters in May that she had not been informed that waterboarding was used against terrorism suspects (though she finally acknowledged she had been briefed in at least 2003).

That was, of course, despite the fact that the CIA compiled, the DNI released, and HUMAN EVENTS broke the story of the memo that showed Pelosi had been briefed on September 4, 2002 which “enhanced interrogation techniques” — which we know included waterboarding — had been used on Abu Zubaydeh.

It is exhausting just trying to keep up with Pelosi’s stories

…and NOW :

Wayne Simmons, recurring Fox News guest, charged with lying about CIA ties
WYFF4, CNN ^ | Oct 15, 2015 | Dylan Byers

Posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎47‎:‎26‎ ‎PM by familyop

Simmons is accused of falsely claiming that he worked as an “outside paramilitary special operations officer” for the CIA from 1973 to 2000. On Fox, this was often shortened to “former CIA operative.” He was also indicted for using that false claim to gain government security clearances and an assignment as a defense contractor, where he advised senior military personnel overseas…If convicted, he could face up to 35 years in prison…Fox’s web site lists dozens of appearances and quotes, usually labeling him a former CIA “operative,” “analyst” or “officer.”…The U.S. Attorney’s Office said that along with the CIA-related fraud, “the indictment also alleges that Simmons defrauded an individual victim out of approximately $125,000 in connection with a bogus real estate investment.”

Oops.

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He also falsely equated Russia with the U.S.A. in his rants about the War on Terror. How many more “analysts” will they scrape up? Stay tuned!
1 posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎47‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by familyop
If by “they”, you mean FOX news, the end is listless.
To: familyop
They also kept Mansoor Ijaz around long after it became clear he was simply making his reports up.And don’t even get me started about Geraldo Rivera.

2 posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎51‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by SeeSharp
The obvious answer? Cut your own throat with Occam’s Razor!
To: familyop

Accusations coming from Obama’s DOJ bear scrutiny for motive, going against a Fox News analysis(sic).

3 posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎51‎:‎37‎ ‎PM by AU72

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Couldn’t have said it better myself.
To: familyop

As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim (Wayne).

25 posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎5‎:‎44‎:‎33‎ ‎PM by No One Special

TinfoilConspiracy
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Freepers – how can you possibly turn this embarrassment around??
To: SeeSharp
OMG!! Mansoor Ijaz was a FAke??? I always kind of liked him and wondered what became of him!Lesson….NEVER trust a Muslim.

30 posted on ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2015‎ ‎5‎:‎59‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by Ann Archy (ABORTION……. The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
Dang – that was a close one!
More after the covert op.

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – monster mash-up edition

OK, folks – I’m still overwhelmed with aging barrels of Freepitude to dispose of, but we’ll start with a new one, then jump to the back of the Gohmert pile.

First up – long-lasting Boehner!

Breaking: John Boehner has agreed to stay on as Speaker
Fox News ^ | 10/8/2015 | Bret Baier

Posted on ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎25‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by VictoryGal

Having Talked to several senior aides on Capitol Hill (along with Chris Stirewalt and his sources on the Hill tied to the leadership) here is the picture that is beginning to form.

Speaker John Boehner has agreed to stay on as Speaker–not just until the Caucus nominates someone –but, until that person can confirm 218 votes on the House floor (needed to take the Speaker’s gavel). Short of that – Boehner will stay on for the rest of this Congress and steer legislation that is pending.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you – a Free Republic FIRST!

Comment #1 Removed by Moderator

That’s right, folks – this is the comment made by the OP, not in response to the OP.

Usually they get a comment or two in before mods have to start yanking shit.

ModeratorKitteh

And now for the exploding head parade!

To: VictoryGal

So he quit. But, when he can’t get his chosen successor, he un-quit?

4 posted on ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎27‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by Jet Jaguar

To: VictoryGal

@#$%^&*!

But, seriously, WHO didn’t see this one coming?

Down Fifth Avenue. Naked. Leading a Clown Parade.

We’re So Screwed.

8 posted on ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎29‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by Diana in Wisconsin (I don’t have ‘Hobbies.’ I’m developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set…)

To: 100American

A slut by any other name.

11 posted on ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎31‎:‎21‎ ‎PM by stocksthatgoup (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/09/business/dealbook/imf-economies-lima-china-turkey-brazil.html)

To: VictoryGal

Great. More days in hell for all of us.

12 posted on ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎32‎:‎25‎ ‎PM by dragonblustar (Philippians 2:10

To: proust

I’m so excited I could just sh*t!!

114 posted on ‎10‎/‎9‎/‎2015‎ ‎5‎:‎54‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by dearolddad (/i>)

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To: proust

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME

JEEBUS H. CHRISTMAS, WHERE IS CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER WHEN YOU NEED IT

118 posted on ‎10‎/‎10‎/‎2015‎ ‎1‎:‎00‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by Lazamataz (Ok. We won’t call them ‘Anchor Babies’. From now on, we shall call them ‘Fetal Grappling Hooks’.)
 

Older stuff after the C4 nasal spray…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Pope-a-dope edition

Oh dear.

First they were like:

The Marxist Pope Comes To America
New Zeal ^ | 9-28-2015 | Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Posted on 9/28/2015, 8:52:04 PM by sheikdetailfeather

Pope Francis came to America this past week with great fanfare. Thousands lined up for a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see and get near him. I have written on this Pope previously and my firm belief is that he is a Marxist. With all that I have seen and documented, there is no doubt in my mind that this is the case. The Pope embodies all the sought for goals of the Left and he delivers them wrapped in religion and piety.

The Pope has blamed the evils of this world on capitalism and greed. He has used that as a political spring board to preach wealth redistribution and Liberation Theology. His doctrine is communist in many, many respects. Pope Francis is called The Great Reformer and the reason for that is his colossal move to reform the Catholic Church… to modernize it by welcoming in such platforms as homosexuality, abortion, transgenderism, climate change and the embrace of Islam.

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To: WENDLE

This Pope is an a-hole, pure and simple.

8 posted on 9/28/2015, 9:16:24 PM by jmacusa

A-holier-than-thou?
Then they were like:

Pope Francis meets with Kim Davis. The Left melts down. WDTPRS ^ | 9/30/15 | Fr John Zuhlsdorf Posted on 9/30/2015, 6:42:24 PM by markomalley

The catholic Left are desperate to silence the so-called “culture warriors”, especially to squelch Catholics who uphold clear Catholic teaching in the public square.

You may have heard that during his visit to these USA Pope Francis is reported to have met privately with the “culture warrior” Kim Davis, the Christian, non-Catholic, county clerk in Kentucky who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.  She went to jail for a time rather than knuckle under.

We don’t know for sure what Pope Francis said in this private meeting, but Davis didn’t say that the Pope told her to stop fighting.  She wasn’t disappointed afterward.  Quite the opposite, it seems.

We also shouldn’t read too much into the meeting.  After all, Popes meet with people like Idi Amin Dada and Fidel Castro.  Those meetings don’t signal approval.  Popes meet with world leaders as well as long lines of unknown and then nearly instantly forgotten people all the time.

That said, someone inside the papal circle set up and approved the meeting with the non-Catholic Kim Davis. She wasn’t plucked at random out of the crowd.  Perhaps we can conclude that Pope Francis thinks we can’t cooperate or accept same-sex marriage and we must actively resist it.  That clearly is what some people are taking away from it.  Come to think of it, it is reasonable to believe that the Pope of Rome doesn’t not think that men should marry men and have sex with other.  Yes, that seems pretty reasonable.

Liberals are turning on Francis for this.

1 posted on 9/30/2015, 6:42:24 PM by markomalley
To: hinckley buzzard

The young lady showed authentic Christian witness. The pope took the time to recognize that and encourage her. Good enough for me.

5 posted on 9/30/2015, 6:49:41 PM by big’ol_freeper (Ná tabhair shilíní le muca nó comhairle do amadáin)

But THEN they were like:

Vatican says private ‘audience’ in D.C. was with gay ex-student, not Kim Davis

Los Angeles Times ^ | 10/02/2015 | Tom Kington Posted on ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎04‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by SeekAndFind

A week after Pope Francis met Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk jailed for her refusal to issue marriage licenses for same-sex couples, the Vatican on Friday suggested that she exploited the meeting to promote her views, denied that the pope fully supports her and cast doubt on her account of the encounter.

The Vatican later noted that the only “audience” Francis had at the gathering in Washington was with a former student of the pope, Yayo Grassi, an openly gay Argentine who along with his longtime partner and some friends met with Francis.

Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi said in a statement that Grassi, “who had already met other times in the past with the pope, asked to present several friends to the pope during the pope’s stay in Washington, D.C.”

A video posted online shows Grassi embracing the pope and introducing him to his partner, as well as an Argentine woman and some Asian friends.

The statements together seemed intended to distance the pope from Davis.

Davis spent nearly a week in jail after she defied a Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage in the United States. Last week, she said she had met Francis at the Nunciature, the Vatican’s U.S. office, in Washington on Sept 24 during his U.S. visit, where she said he told her during a 15-minute meeting to “stay strong.”

“Just knowing that the pope is on track with what we’re doing and agreeing, you know, it kind of validates everything,” she told ABC News.

Reports of the meeting between Davis and the pope were taken by conservative groups as evidence that Francis fully supported her refusal to authorize same-sex marriages. Backers of such unions charged that the pope had been used by Davis.

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Now we are told this:Vatican assistant spokesman Rev. Thomas Rosica said Friday that Francis had not invited Davis to a gathering that included dozens of people and suggested that the meeting may have been manipulated by her and her lawyer.

1 posted on ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎04‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by SeekAndFind
exploding_head
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To: SeekAndFind

So sayeth the pedophile papist.

2 posted on ‎10‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎06‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by Godebert

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There you have it, folks – three days, three vastly different Freeperati groupthink views of the Pope.
If he had been trolling them on purpose, it couldn’t have worked out any better.
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More after the Papal Indulgence…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – derpity-doo edition

Morning, everyone!

The derp continues to pile up in the home of the herp and the land of the Freep. I tried shoveling it into one big pile, but the bucket on the front-end loader sizzled, then fell off.

Observe:

National poll: Trump at 32%
Twitter ^ | 09/22/2015 | Morning Joe

Posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎07‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Graham: 0%
Jindal: 0%
Pataki: 0%
Santorum: 0%Somebody get the cane and pull these losers off the stage.

1 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎07‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by ScottWalkerForPresident2016
Analysis?
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

I can’t believed(sic) plastic Carly is ahead of Cruz and Rubio. I’m not a huge fan of Marcos, but he did have a good debate and is very knowledgeable on foreign affairs. Cruz is the master on the Constitution. I hope people wake up soon enough to the fakery that is Carly Fiorina.

4 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎10‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Catsrus (Trump/Cruz – the only 2 worth voting for. I callz ’em as I seez ’em.)

Herp.
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016
Reported by MSLSD. I’ll wait ‘till I believe the source.
5 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Fungi
Needs moar acronyms.
To: Forward the Light BrigadeDT and BC are not PC. That’s what it’s about.

They have backbone and they don’t bend over and apologize.

And Freud is STILL on vacation.

So refreshing to see.

15 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎28‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by JudyinCanada

A blind squirrel stumbles across an acorn :
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

I think Cruz has a personality problem, I can’t figure it. The man is smart as all heck, he should at least be ahead and away from Fiorina

20 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎49‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by SteveinSATX

To: SteveinSATX

My conservative buddy said he thinks Cruz looks like a rat, with the pointy nose & ears
Maybe that’s his problem. 😛

23 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎55‎:‎18‎ ‎PM by ResisTyr (“Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ” ~Thomas Jefferson)

BanHimCruz
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To: SteveinSATXOne guy I work with says Cruz has “stupid face”.

That’s to co-ordinate his facial ensemble with his policies

His voice sounds like Wally Cox.

SLANDER! He actually sounds more like The Beaver

OTOH Trump ain’t no raving beauty his self! ; )

38 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎11‎:‎42‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)

And now – the post of the thread!
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

You need to change your name.

17 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎33‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by Gator113 (~~Cruz, OR LOSE~~ Ted Cruz REMAINS the only true Conservative in this race. ~~ just livin’ life~~)

More herp and durp after the unskewed poll…

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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – jumping to confusions edition

Good morning, everyone! There’s so much stored-up Freepitude at this point that I’m going to have to open up an annex to store it, and you wouldn’t believe the EPA paperwork on such a thing!

So, let’s start cracking those gently glowing steel canisters open, shall we?

First up – Bomb, bomb, bomb – bomb bomb Ir-ving!

(composite thread)

They do start ’em young…

(no, that’s not the Dallas Morning News article’s headline, just a Freeper trying to be witty.  He did make it half-way there.)

Dallas Morning News ^ | September 16. 2015 | Avi Selk

Posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎26‎:‎25‎ ‎AM by ameribbean expat

Ahmed Mohamed — who makes his own radios and repairs his own go-kart — hoped to impress his teachers when he brought a homemade clock to MacArthur High on Monday.

Instead, the school phoned police about Ahmed’s circuit-stuffed pencil case.

So the 14-year-old missed the student council meeting and took a trip in handcuffs to juvenile detention. His clock now sits in an evidence room. Police say they may yet charge him with making a hoax bomb — though they acknowledge he told everyone who would listen that it’s a clock.

In the meantime, Ahmed’s been suspended, his father is upset and the Council on American-Islamic Relations is once again eyeing claims of Islamophobia in Irving.

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Be interesting to know if the kid did this on 9-11.

1 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎26‎:‎25‎ ‎AM by ameribbean expat
Well, considering that he brought the clock to school on the 14th, I’d say possibly not.
Another muzzie jihadist yute
YoutGFY
testing the waters. Irving (once the home of Texas Stadium) used to be a nice suburb of Dallas. It’s now heavily M&M — Mexican and mooselimb.
1 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎05‎:‎44‎ ‎AM by re_nortex
To: ameribbean expat

Mohammadan kids… they blow up so fast.

9 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎43‎:‎56‎ ‎AM by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)

To: ameribbean expat

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of C-4…………………………

12 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎47‎:‎30‎ ‎AM by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!……………)

To: ameribbean expat
It is a clock, you islamophobic American pigs!

16 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎52‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by UnwashedPeasant (A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.)
OK – anybody else?
To: UnwashedPeasant

Lol!

And when you hear the timer go off , be sure to yell Aloha Snackbar!

23 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎05‎:‎59‎ ‎AM by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)

KillYouLast
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A few Freepers try to buck the flow:
To: re_nortex
What if he is just a kid who really does like to tinker with electronics.I seem to recall something called due process……..

7 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎26‎:‎33‎ ‎AM by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called “Conservative” is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
To: re_nortex

You sound like an idiot. Didn’t you ever build things when you were a kid? I did.

8 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎26‎:‎43‎ ‎AM by dinodino

To: re_nortex

So if I’m reseating an IDE cable, I’m fiddling and soldering?

Plus I lost the little stand an iron once had and did let it dangle, I knew the length of cable. Safer than setting it on a desk.

Dude, you’re almost the stereotypical parody jerks like Colbert and Liebowitz like to rail against when they bring up conservatives. Way to to confirm it.

9 posted on ‎9‎/‎16‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎28‎:‎18‎ ‎AM by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)

The startling conclusion to Aloha Snackbar after the movie-bomb countdown clock.

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