Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – random stupidity edition

Good Monday morning, everyone! Let’s head into the iso chamber, fire up the extraction tools, and crack open some random drums of Freeper stupid.

First up – stick a fork in her!

Ted Cruz hailed, Sarah Palin flops at Wisc. GOP event
UPI ^ | 4/3 | Eric Duvall

Posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎36‎:‎13‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue

Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz was greeted with a standing ovation at a Milwaukee County GOP event Saturday and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who was standing in for front-runner Donald Trump, was met with steely silence three days ahead of the state’s crucial primary vote.

The Milwaukee County Republican Party Fish Fry proved fertile campaign ground for Cruz, who has become the vehicle for many establishment figures in their quest to deny Trump the party’s nomination. Cruz used the event to make his first appearance with Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, whose endorsement he earned earlier this week.

1 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎36‎:‎13‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue
Freeper dp062 (sounds like a serial number, doesn’t it?) isn’t buying it :

To: TangledUpInBlue

Hard to believe Palin was met with silence anywhere.

True.  Generally, there’s frantic 911 calls, and/or farting.

Cheers, or in the wrong place, boos, but silence?

Let me guess – you didn’t watch the video yet?

Gives the article away.

Yep – you definitely didn’t watch the video.

Very few are indifferent to the beautiful lady from Alaska

3 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎39‎:‎17‎ ‎AM by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)

Very few are also indifferent to a hissing opossum, but let’s not get animal control involved.
Or rabies shots…
Tangled up in blue (?!?!?) begs to differ :
To: dp0622

 

I think Sarah’s time is done. All she has left is her beauty and that squealing voice

5 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎:‎16‎ ‎AM by TangledUpInBlue

…which means that all she really has left is that squealing voice.
To: dp0622

 

There are videos around of her speech. It was, to be kind … terrible.

Not sure what is up with her. haven’t seen her in awhile but this sure wasn’t the Sarah we came to know back in 2008.

8 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎43‎:‎46‎ ‎AM by RIghtwardHo

Oh come on – doesn’t anyone but Doctor Pepper 0622 have anything positive to say about Our Sarah’s speech?
To: dp0622

 

At the end Sarah got a STANDING OVATION.

19 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎49‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by newfreep

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To: Revelation 911
She and Levin share that screechy voice problem. It turns me off, maybe irrationally, but I can’t stand to listen to them when they get wound up and tune them out.
Both could use a voice coach. There is no sound reason why they couldn’t overcome that. I worked on a radio station once and knew a guy whose normal voice hit that screechy register—but when he went on air, he’d trained himself to speak in a very mellow baritone. 

31 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎59‎:‎14‎ ‎AM by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one…. what’s your plan?)

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Can we hear from the “family values” contingent, please?

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To: TangledUpInBlue

 

Sarah Palin is irrelevant unless, of course, one wants to learn how to raise their daughters to be sluts.

82 posted on ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎12‎:‎49‎:‎56‎ ‎PM by MIchaelTArchangel

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And now – the post of the thread!
To: Revelation 911

 

if my wife came at me with that same grating tone when Palin gets wound up, I would be a single man now

imagine the same grating voice, and the face of an enraged shrew…our likely next president…

34 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎03‎:‎35‎ ‎AM by IrishBrigade

THE ARISTOCRATS!
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More after Our Sarah makes him a sammich…
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Next up, because we just can’t get enough of The Darnold – if they do, they doo doo!

Trump On North Korea Going to War: ‘Good Luck, Enjoy Yourself Folks’ (to Allies Japan/Korea)
The Guardian, U.K. ^ | 1 April 2016 | Ben Jacobs

Posted on ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎14‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by AmericanInTokyo

Donald Trump on Saturday told a crowd of thousands he was sanguine about potential hostilities between North Korea and its neighbors.

Speaking at a rally in Rothschild, Wisconsin ahead of the state’s primary on Tuesday, the Republican Donald Trump on Saturday told a crowd of thousands he was sanguine about potential hostilities between North Korea and its neighbors.

Speaking at a rally in Rothschild, Wisconsin ahead of the state’s primary on Tuesday, the Republican presidential frontrunner said that if conflict between Japan and nuclear-armed North Korea were to break out, “it would be a terrible thing but if they do, they do” the Republican presidential frontrunner said that if conflict between Japan and nuclear-armed North Korea were to break out, “it would be a terrible thing but if they do, they do”.

Good luck,” he added. “Enjoy yourself, folks.” …..

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Good LORD. What kind of cavalier imbecile would issue such an embarrassing, if not temerarious international utterance,
Is this a trick question?

particularly for one who’s desire is to sit at the desk of the Leader of the Free World?Oh, that’s right. Donald Trump says this. Somebody please speak sense to him quick, before there are larger diplomatic wounds, and misunderstandings incurred by our regional ALLIES while our enemies are being emboldened by such careless, sophomoric drivel into possible testing provocations. (And I thought that Mental Lilliputian Barack Obama was insulting to regional pro-American ••Allies•• — and wrote about it since 2008 repeatedly on FR.)

1 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎14‎:‎54‎ ‎PM by AmericanInTokyo
Trump-humpers?
To: AmericanInTokyo

 

Oh wouldn’t it be wonderful if he was a polished, slippery, smooth talker like all the other politians(sic) who we all have come to like so well.

4 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎18‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Bellflower (It’s not that there isn’t any evidence of God, it’s that everything is evidence of God.)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

 

Maybe that’s Donald’s way of saying America won’t necessarily be going to war with Japan vs North Korea, right away, or full throttle. You are right, though, it was a capricious, dangerously vague remark to make. I still suspect Donald has tired of the campaign and wants to get off the (not so) Merry go round, but doesn’t know how to do it w/o looking like a quitter. He seems to manufacture a steady amount of stumbling blocks for himself. I hope I’m wrong.

7 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎21‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by lee martell

But in your heart, you know you’re right.
To: AmericanInTokyo

 

He is getting weirder and weirder.

This was just a bizarre thing to say.

8 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎21‎:‎10‎ ‎PM by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)

Ya think?
Rebuttal by (I swear I’m not making this up) “LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget” :

To: lee martell

Nope, he took off the gloves. This is MMA without protection.

Don’t you mean WWF?

There are going to be people limping, crawling, and just out of their minds carried away.

14 posted on ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎23‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)

You misspelled “horribly burned alive by NK sappers carrying fission nukes”.
Rebuttal from people who actually KNOW something about the Asian countries is swift:
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

 

Take that up with MacArthur. If he were still around today and saw what Shinzo Abe was up to when it came to not only trying to scrap Article 9 but also trying to reinstitute State Shinto, you wouldn’t be able to get him off the cable news channels with his sounding of the alarm. He didn’t say “We have had our last chance” for no reason, and if we blow that, all bets are off the table.

16 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎24‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by Olog-hai

To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

 

“we”

it’s an us against them folks!! 🙂

you’re so politically blind and immature that you’re a caricature of a joke because you don’t deserve to be called the real thing.

all out war in the pacific? really?

there’s no word for your low low low level of thinking.

21 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎26‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by dp0622

Oh,  there’s a word, all right  :
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To: Fightin Whitey
These matters are discussed in public. We have allies. And if half of the people out there did a little research, they would realize that other countries do in fact, pay us quite well to continue to help guard their countries. I know it is more popular to believe that we ship people over to Japan and Korea and Germany for free. Hell, I’ve seen people post that we actually PAY those countries to allow us to be there.
And then we have a buffoon who knows absolutely nothing about the political system and our protection of said countries saying, “Have fun, folks”…. Because watching an ally of ours get nuked is sort of fun, isn’t it? Yep!

Lowest common denominator

28 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎28‎:‎58‎ ‎PM by Snark

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To: AmericanInTokyo

I don’t know the full context of this statement, however, I hope he is aware of and has taken into consideration that we still have a large military contingent on the border between North and South Korea.

I’m not entirely sure The Darnold even knows where it is.

I would hate to think that North Korea would get the wrong impression regarding our resolve.

65 posted on ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎6‎:‎51‎:‎17‎ ‎PM by etcb

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OK – time for one more – some fallout on the “Ted Cruz fucks anything that will let him” front – Hi Heidi !
Has anyone seen Heidi?
03/03/16 | hapnHal
Posted on ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎45‎:‎13‎ ‎PM by hapnHalHas anyone seen Heidi Cruz or is she MIA? Ted has been attending various rally’s at different locations in WI. I’ve seen “NO” news on Heidi. Is she alright?

1 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎45‎:‎13‎ ‎PM by hapnHal
To: hapnHal

 

Has anybody seen you life? We’ve been looking for it everywhere and it’s nowhere to be found 🙂

3 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎47‎:‎40‎ ‎PM by dp0622

*rimshot*
To: hapnHal

 

One preplanned 60 minute Cruz Women summit.
That is not satire.
He did a real Cruz Women summit.

8 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎50‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by mabelkitty (Trump/Johnson Libertarian Party 2016!!)

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To: hapnHal

 

Can’t find any Cruz events with Heidi except for the one two days ago with Carly, Heidi and his mom. Not a good sign. I am missing my Teddy Bare already. 😉

21 posted on 4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎12‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)

To: SubMareener

 

Teddy BARE…. Either great satire or a Freudian slip.

Either way.

Bwhahahahahaha

23 posted on ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎27‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)

(actual profile pic of LesbianGrammarianGonorrheaMudflap) :
TalentedGymnast
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“altura”s  had about enough :
To: John Valentine

 

She’s an extremely attractive and smart woman, who speaks English, was able to hold down an very good job and … doesn’t have to pose with handcuffs on because she has a normal marriage.

29 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎01‎:‎18‎ ‎AM by altura (Cruz for our country)

Also :
To: John Valentine

 

Every time I come here I feel like I need to take a shower.

Were these freepers always such low-life nasty people or have they just come under the influence of Drumpf?

30 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎02‎:‎36‎ ‎AM by altura (Cruz for our country)

Razamatazz rouses himself from a drunken stupor to attack :
To: altura

Every time I come here I feel like I need to take a shower. Were these freepers always such low-life nasty people or have they just come under the influence of Drumpf?

I suggest if FR makes you need a shower, that you effing leave, you impotent wrinkled nasty leftist old hunched-over troglodyte.

37 posted on 4‎/‎4‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎30‎:‎25‎ ‎AM by Lazamataz (When the world is running down, you make the best of what’s still around.)
YEAH!  Who does this “altura” think she is, anyway???

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OK – other than being a Freeper before it was even called Free Republic, who does this “altura” think she is??

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More next Monday, probably.

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