Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – derpity-doo edition

Morning, everyone!

The derp continues to pile up in the home of the herp and the land of the Freep. I tried shoveling it into one big pile, but the bucket on the front-end loader sizzled, then fell off.

Observe:

National poll: Trump at 32%
Twitter ^ | 09/22/2015 | Morning Joe

Posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎07‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by ScottWalkerForPresident2016

Graham: 0%
Jindal: 0%
Pataki: 0%
Santorum: 0%Somebody get the cane and pull these losers off the stage.

1 posted on 9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎07‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by ScottWalkerForPresident2016
Analysis?
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

I can’t believed(sic) plastic Carly is ahead of Cruz and Rubio. I’m not a huge fan of Marcos, but he did have a good debate and is very knowledgeable on foreign affairs. Cruz is the master on the Constitution. I hope people wake up soon enough to the fakery that is Carly Fiorina.

4 posted on 9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎10‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Catsrus (Trump/Cruz – the only 2 worth voting for. I callz ’em as I seez ’em.)

Herp.
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016
Reported by MSLSD. I’ll wait ‘till I believe the source.
5 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by Fungi
Needs moar acronyms.
To: Forward the Light BrigadeDT and BC are not PC. That’s what it’s about.

They have backbone and they don’t bend over and apologize.

And Freud is STILL on vacation.

So refreshing to see.

15 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎28‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by JudyinCanada

A blind squirrel stumbles across an acorn :
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

I think Cruz has a personality problem, I can’t figure it. The man is smart as all heck, he should at least be ahead and away from Fiorina

20 posted on 9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎49‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by SteveinSATX

To: SteveinSATX

My conservative buddy said he thinks Cruz looks like a rat, with the pointy nose & ears
Maybe that’s his problem. 😛

23 posted on 9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎55‎:‎18‎ ‎PM by ResisTyr (“Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ” ~Thomas Jefferson)

BanHimCruz
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To: SteveinSATXOne guy I work with says Cruz has “stupid face”.

That’s to co-ordinate his facial ensemble with his policies

His voice sounds like Wally Cox.

SLANDER! He actually sounds more like The Beaver

OTOH Trump ain’t no raving beauty his self! ; )

38 posted on 9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎11‎:‎42‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)

And now – the post of the thread!
To: ScottWalkerForPresident2016

You need to change your name.

17 posted on ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎33‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by Gator113 (~~Cruz, OR LOSE~~ Ted Cruz REMAINS the only true Conservative in this race. ~~ just livin’ life~~)

More herp and durp after the unskewed poll…

Next up – I can see for Millis and Millis!

Shots Fired at Police Cruiser in Millis (Massachusetts)
Medfeld Patch ^ | 9/02/2015 | Patrick Luce

Posted on ‎9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎36‎:‎31‎ ‎PM by BAW

State Police are responding to reports a gunman fired on a Millis cruiser Wednesday afternoon.

Shots were fired at a Millis Police cruiser Wednesday afternoon, the Massachusetts State Police announced.

A gunman reportedly fired at the cruiser on a Millis street just before 3 p.m. Police officials say the cruiser caught fire after being shot at.

The incident is reported to have happened on Forest Road in Millis. Additionally, the Millis Public Library is closed due to the investigation.

Millis Police, Millis Fire and the State Police Air Wing are responding.

There is no word yet on any potential injuries

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No details yet. Heard this on FOX.
TheresYourProblem
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Shep said the police car caught on fire as a result of the shots.
1 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎36‎:‎31‎ ‎PM by BAW
On your marks…..get set……
To: WayneS

Was Clown Prince nobama in the area. He’s the type of person who would do something like this.

5 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎40‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)

To: BAW

Hey! zer0…..keep your ‘sons’ in check or they are going to have to take dirt naps. Instigating friggin bastage.

10 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎44‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by Vaquero ( Don’t pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.)
To: WayneS
Massachusetts has the toughest gun laws in the country.

IIRC, the greater Millis area has a high illegal alien population. The laws don’t apply to them.

16 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎54‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by Calvin Locke
IllegalAlien
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To: stephenjohnbanker
“Millis & Mansfield. Not places one would expect this.”

What, no black neighborhoods there?

22 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎02‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by Redbob (Keep your hands off my great-great-grandfather’s flag)
Classy.
To: Vaquero

Obama has started a race war as predicted.

27 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎18‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by KeyLargo

To: KeyLargo

Not all ‘brothers’ are feral ‘N’ words….

Well, that’s mighty Caucasian of you.

But all are outnumbered by whites 9-1…
We are legally armed and don’t hold our guns 90 degrees from plumb.

30 posted on 9‎/‎2‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎35‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by Vaquero ( Don’t pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.)

GangBangerSights
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And, just when the Freeperati are getting their Obummer-instigatin’ blah people thing on….
Millis Police now say officer shooting was ‘fabricated’
WBZ ^ | 9-3-15 | WBZ
Posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎55‎:‎22‎ ‎PM by raccoonradio

MILLIS (CBS) – Police say a Millis officer has been fired after fabricating a story about exchanging gunfire with a suspect.

1 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎55‎:‎22‎ ‎PM by raccoonradio

Herp.

To: raccoonradio

Come on guys, please, don’t start that sh1t…

2 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎2‎:‎56‎:‎52‎ ‎PM by WayneS (Yeah, it’s probably sarcasm…)

Derp.
To: brivette; All

Schools were shut down etc

>>
But one day later, Dwyer said ballistics testing determined that the only bullets found at the scene belonged to the officer.Criminal charges are expected against the officer, who has not yet been identified.
The part-time officer had worked with the department for just over a year, but he had not yet completed Police Academy.

7 posted on ‎9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎01‎:‎35‎ ‎PM by raccoonradio

I had the same thing happen.

I was watching it because of Leslie Easterbrook, but when they made Bobcat Goldthwait a regular, I just couldn’t hang.

Had to give it up after “Back In Training”.

C’mon guys – there has to be SOME way you can hang this on the blah people?

To: raccoonradio

If the guy was black he’d say he was forced to do it because #BLM … graduates from HS, given a gun and a badge. Yep.

8 posted on 9‎/‎3‎/‎2015‎ ‎3‎:‎02‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by SkyDancer (“Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am”)

WeakCartman
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Oh well – time for one more.
Hmmm.
Maybe – speaking of derp….

Sarah Palin Slips into Self-Parody National Review ^ | January 26, 2015 | Charles C. W. Cooke Posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎22‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by MinnesotaLibertarian

Skipping to the end:

Consider, if you will, what happens to a person who suggests that Sarah Palin is anything other than saintly. Right off the bat, they are accused of disliking America or Alaska or conservatives or mothers or the working class — or even women in general — and then they are informed that their “hatred” is showing. Next, their motives are questioned and their supposedly secret “agenda” is exposed for the world to see, for no right-thinking person could dislike Palin on the merits, natch. “I hope you enjoy your elite cocktail parties,” the apologists will say, and then they will huffily tell you that they “hope signaling that you are ‘one of them’ was worth it.” And finally — as is the case when one expresses disapproval of other cult figures, such as President Obama, Ron Paul, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Paul Krugman — it is presumed that all animadversion must be motivated by envy or by snobbery or by secret admiration, and that it can therefore be safely ignored. “What have you done,” they will ask, “that compares to my paragon of virtue?” All told, it’s really quite pathetic.

Having been mercilessly and unjustly pilloried by the media throughout the 2008 campaign, Sarah Palin had a clear choice in its aftermath: She could sober up and prove the buggers wrong, or she could collapse into ignominious pasquinade. Sadly, she chose the latter. The rest of us should choose to move on.

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I expect to get flamed by the Palin fan club, but this is one of the best summaries I’ve seen of why she should not be taken seriously as a candidate. It has nothing to do with her policies – it has do with how she conducts herself. I agree entirely that she was not treated fairly by the media in 2008, but she has done nothing but play into the image they’ve created for her ever since. Furthermore, quitting her term as Governor halfway through is a major red flag, and eliminates the credibility of the “executive experience” argument.
1 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎22‎:‎08‎ ‎PM by MinnesotaLibertarian

BattenDown

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To: MinnesotaLibertarian

The author succinctly described why she cannot be elected.

2 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎24‎:‎24‎ ‎PM by Sasparilla (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum)

There’s no need for that kind of language.
To: Cringing Negativism Network

What people are failing to realize that at an event where no one particularly stood out, Palin is the one getting the press. At this point in the 2016 election cycle, there is no such thing as bad press.

5 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎27‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)

To: gov_bean_ counter

No such thing as bad press? Would you call Gerald Ford continuously falling down the stairs of Air Force One good press? Unfortunately, Palin is following in those footsteps.

12 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎31‎:‎36‎ ‎PM by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)

“gov_bean_counter” offers a nuanced and thoughtful rebuttal :
To: Sasparilla

Pound sand.

13 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎32‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)

I wonder what’s keeping the “24/7” rent brigade?
To: MinnesotaLibertarian

She’s living in their heads rent-free 24/7.

8 posted on ‎1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎29‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)

Ah – you can set your clock by them.
To: Jack Hydrazine

“She’s living in their heads rent-free 24/7.”
______________

Repeating this over and over doesn’t change reality. Her speech this weekend was horrible. It looked like she hadn’t given it much thought and believed that all she had to do was show up and she would be fawned over. If she wants to be a contender (and I don’t think she does), she owes it to us to contend.

28 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎43‎:‎15‎ ‎PM by Regal

To: MinnesotaLibertarian
I expect to get flamed by the Palin fan club..

Yeah. But a few of them have come to the realization that she’s nothing more than a opportunistic huckster.

31 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎44‎:‎58‎ ‎PM by TomServo
SNLgayGuy
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To: MinnesotaLibertarian

I’ve always supported SP, but watching that display was down right painful. I was embarrassed for her and found myself wishing she’d just stop.

33 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎8‎:‎45‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by Baynative (Did you ever notice that atheists don’t dare sue Muslims?)

Of course, hope springs infernal…
To: MinnesotaLibertarian

Sarah might be planning a surprise by being ditzy now in the heats and turning dead serious as voters start paying more attention. If she doesn’t then I’ll give up on her.

61 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎00‎:‎47‎ ‎PM by cymbeline

Let me save you some time.
She’s dumber than a hockey puck.
Mariner gives points for execution:
To: MinnesotaLibertarian
“ignominious pasquinade”

That’s one helluva insult, I don’t care who you are.

Yesiree. That’s a doozy.

Finest insult I ever saw hurled.

Credit where credit is due.

81 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎10‎:‎48‎ ‎PM by Mariner (First the GOP must die. Everything else comes after that.)
And the random capitalization prize for the year goes to :
To: MinnesotaLibertarian; onyx; bray; gov_bean_ counter; Jane Long; Sarah Barracuda; TADSLOS; …
If you want to spam everyone calling me a troll, that’s your prerogative.

And it’s Your prerogative to Troll and Spam F.R. with Articles Spouting The Lefts talking points and doing their Job.

And Call Sarah The “Republicans Obama” After 6 years of nothing, come out swinging with PDS

I don’t call you a Troll, Your Own Words Betray You.

140 posted on 1‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎48‎:‎06‎ ‎PM by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
It Just Doesn’t Get Any Better Than That.
And one parting shot:
To: miss marmelstein

I woke up this morning feeling very pasquinade. Do you think ibuprofen would help?

202 posted on 1‎/‎27‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎33‎:‎09‎ ‎AM by RKBA Democrat (The uniparty: celebrating over 150 years of oligarchy and political control!)

Ask your Doctor if herpa-derp is right for you!
See you gluttons for punishment next Monday.
And don’t make me start killing baby ducks again.
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2 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – derpity-doo edition

  1. gratuitous says:

    I wondered if “pasquinade” would have our good friends scratching their heads with their Glocks, trying to figure out how to do a dictionary search. Then giving it up because they didn’t really care about some elite word like that, and damn if Jeopardy isn’t finally over so now they can watch Wheel of Fortune.

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    • Snarki, child of Loki says:

      I wonder if anyone has told the Freepers that, because of Political Correctness, Obummer mandated that the word ‘gullible’ be removed from dictionaries?

      Oh, well, they’ll find out sooner or later.

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