Quitting Time Booster Shot

My favorite Midget wants to go ice skating today, so here’s an early version of the QTBS: – I’d like to make it clear that it’s not wrong to vote for Palin, so long as you’re voting for the right one. If youjoin up hereyou can get a free fuzzy thing! – If you plan to go out after work today, feel free to print off a few of these and play along with everyone’s favorite bar game: Douchebag Bingo! (Alas, this game might be more “college-bar centric” than you’d like, so feel free to make up your own cards … Continue reading Quitting Time Booster Shot

Republicans pull ads in Louisiana

Remember when Senator Landrieu was considered the most vulnerable senator and the #1 target of the GOP to pick up a seat? Not so much so now… WASHINGTON – Retreating as they brace for congressional losses, Republicans have canceledtelevision advertising in a key Senate race in Louisiana and scaled back ads in eight competitive House contests. SNIP In pulling planned advertising in Louisiana, Senate Republicans’ campaign committee has essentially abandoned its only chance this year to topple a Democratic incumbent, Sen. Mary Landrieu, who is in a competitive race withJohn Kennedy, the state treasurer who was heavily recruited to challenge … Continue reading Republicans pull ads in Louisiana

This Is Some Bullshit Right Here

Wait, this is offensive? I had no idea! Just when you think they can’t get any lower, they do. When these motherfuckers hit bottom, they grab shovels and start digging.  What am I talking about, you ask? Why, more racist bullshit from the Republicans, of course: A San Bernardino County Republican group has distributed a newsletter picturing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on a $10 bill adorned with a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken. Linking Obama to demeaning racist stereotypes drew denunciations from various GOP officials after the illustration appeared in the October newsletter of the Chaffey … Continue reading This Is Some Bullshit Right Here

The Overwhelming Crazy That We Face

They’ve actually made Flanders look reasonable. Now that’s a hell of a trick. Hey hey, everybody. An old friend from high school got in touch with me on Facebook recently. I wrote something about ithere earlier. Well, if you don’t wanna click through, the gist of it is that she’s gone off into crazy fundie-Republican land. Don’t believe me? Check out the description ofthis online group she invited me to join: Dear Sarah Palin Supporter, America is at a crossroad. The pro-choice liberal media is doing its best to pull America down the tubes. I’m sure you believe with me … Continue reading The Overwhelming Crazy That We Face

Final Debate Crack Van Recap

Thanks as always to the transcription goddess leinie! First, the meeting: PompeoPosar: so whats the rules. “my friend” = 1 shot. “maverick = 1 shot. mccain freaks out and bursts into his natural form of a cloud of bats = 2 shots karen_marie: i just got done watching a video interview of palin done in new hampshire recently VforVirginia: karen did she rawk the constitution? karen_marie: no but when asked about the “negative” campaigning, she shook her head and said “what are you talking about?” leinie: Sheiffer: IT rubs the BBQ sauce on it’s skin or it gets the HOSE … Continue reading Final Debate Crack Van Recap

Facts: So Tiresome

God, Politico pisses me off.Starting right from the headline: Fact-checking: Does anyone care? Yes, because fact-checking ought to be dependent on the reaction it provokes. We ought only to fact-check politicians (Which, again, let me reiterate my annoyance that it’s now “fact-checking” as separate from “journalism,” as if the former isn’t the latter, or the latter precludes the former. GAAAAH.) if people really give a shit. If people shrug, then there’s no reason to do the story. This bullshit point of view brought to you by the USA PATRIOT Act, the FISA compromise, the Iraq War, and every child who … Continue reading Facts: So Tiresome

The Grate Debate

At this point, I tend to think of debates as the political equivalent of beauty contests. Watch Candidate A or B demonstrate their poise in carrying the nuclear (ahem, NOT “nukulur”) briefcase while dressed in a tasteful business suit. Personally, I root for my preferred or less-evil candidate (depending on how successful the DLC is that particular cycle), then grit my teeth during the tsunami of spin that follows. A couple of times I’ve tried going the C-Span route, but that gets even more bizarre, what with conspiricists insisting that it can all be explained by a sinister alliance between … Continue reading The Grate Debate

Fighting the insurance companies

Louisiana’s Attorney General hasfiled a lawsuit against 6 insurance companies… Attorney General Charles Foti filed a lawsuit in Orleans Parish Civil District Court late Wednesday alleging collusion, price-fixing and anti-trust violations by six major insurance companies – including Allstate and State Farm – as well as the firms that manufacture their claims-processing software, and the companies that offer them advice or collect their data. The suit, filed in conjunction with several outside law firms deep in Katrina litigation, is based on the work of an ongoing investigation by the Louisiana Attorney General, who lost his re-election bid in the October … Continue reading Fighting the insurance companies

Da Yoot Vote

You know how we addicts of the political crack often run up against that invisible fence, the one between us internet denizens and the more establishment types, the cable punditry and well-heeled analysts? You know, when it becomes evident that they don’t know much about the blogosphere and its dirty fucking hippy “blogger types.” You know, when they discuss us and it starts to sound, well… sort ofanthropological? 

Yeah, that.

Well, when it comes to them discussing “The Youth Vote,” they geteven more wackadoodle, moving past anthropology, right to cryptozoology. The youth vote is Sasquatch, or the giant squid. They call it “elusive” and “hard to pin down.” They simultaneously seek it like treasure and ballhyoo its significance. They want it, claim to have it, they fear it.Theyouthvote: a thing seemingly difficult to quantify using standard polling
instruments, apparently not very well-understood by most political
insiders, always out there in the distance, like a mirage.

So, what’s up with all that, anyway?

Information about young voters abounds if one cares to find it, and most of what’s there is good news for Barack Obama and the Democrats:

More than 6.5 million young people under the age of 30 participated in the 2008 primaries and caucuses.

The increase in youth turnout in the 2008 primaries and caucuses continues a historic trend observed in other elections since 2000.

In the 2004 presidential election, the national youth voter turnout rate rose 9 percentage points compared to 2000, reaching 49 percent.

In the 2006 congressional elections, the voter turnout rate among 18-to
29-year-olds increased by three percentage points compared to the
previous congressional election of 2002.

2008 is the first time since 18-to-20-year-olds were allowed to vote that youth turnout has increased three election cycles in a row.

Barack Obama was the clear choice among youth voters in the 2008 Democratic primaries. He garnered support from 60 percent of young Democrats. Four in ten young Dems supported Hillary Clinton.

In the Republican contests, young voters split their support between John McCain and Mike Huckabee. Approximately one quarter of young Republican voters supported Mitt Romney.

In every presidential election from 1972-1996, young voters preferred the candidate that ultimately won the presidential election and the popular vote, but In the previous two presidential election cycles, 2000 and 2004, the majority of young voters voted Democratic, for the first time diverging from older generations of voters.

Among 18-29 year old voters in the fourteen 2008 Super Tuesday state primaries, 2,099,395were Democrats, contrasted to938,599 Republicans.

These data are among the statistical goodies to be found at the website ofThe Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement (CIRCLE), a non-partisan research organization focusing on civic education, community service, use of the news and electronic media, and other measures of civic and political engagement to produce youth voter election data and analysis. CIRCLE is part of theJonathan M. Tisch College of Citizenship and Public Service atTufts University.

There’s a wealth of information here, much of it downloadable. A quick good start is the special report by CIRCLE and the well-knownRock The Vote organization:Young Voter Registration and Turnout Trend.

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Column: They Shoot Reporters, Eventually

Link: It’s easy to see why Palin would want to turn her supporters loose on the television, radio, newspaper and online reporters who were covering her: every time she opens her mouth to one of them she puts herself in an unflattering position. Make it the reporter’s fault and then no matter how feeble the answer, or how harmless the questions (Katie Couric couldn’t stump my pet ferrets, and they eat stuff they find on the floor) you can’t lose the argument. Trouble is, once you’ve poked that porcupine with a pointy stick, it’s hard to get its quills down … Continue reading Column: They Shoot Reporters, Eventually

This Is Such A Pretty Glass House I’m In

WOOT! A ROCK-THROWIN’ CONTEST! Also, as usual, this for the fail. Last I checked, Hollywood was IN America, and Angelina Jolie did not give up her right to free speech when she started making lots of money on movies. It just pisses the wingnuts off that more people pay attention to what Angelina Jolie thinks than they do, but listening to her and listening to them, I can’t really blame TMZ.com for going with her. Plus, can someone please, one of these election cycles, point out that robocalling and robocampaigning about “Hollywood” in predominantly Christian, rural, Republican areas is code … Continue reading This Is Such A Pretty Glass House I’m In

Good choice!

John Cole informs us that one of the more, um, ardent members of theMcPaliban has pulled a sneaky. A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president. Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier. “I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. “It’s going to take some more convincing.” When this muckfook’s wife learns that “Ava” … Continue reading Good choice!

Who By Very Slow Decay

If you’re not watchingLife, start. It was abbreviated by the writer’s strike last year and didn’t return until this fall, and I thought, man, they bring this weird little thing back, throw it in the 9 p.m. Friday timeslot, they’re gonna dumb it down and make it less layered and painful and gorgeous and strange, and the producers will no longer have access to God’s iPod or whatever it is that lets them use THE BEST MUSIC EVER in a show, and it will be pointlessly “action-packed” or “quirky,” but … none of these things have happened. It’s still about … Continue reading Who By Very Slow Decay

What Not So Fresh Hell Is This?

Okay, as a Roman Catholic educated by nuns and Jesuits, I admit to being somewhat of a snob when it comes to my religious leaders. I like them to know stuff. I expect people who’ve spent their lives involved with religion on a regular basis to know their own traditions well and have at least a passing familiarity with those of others. To know, for example, that“Hindu” is not a god: I would also pray Lord that your reputation is involved in all that happens between now and November, because there are millions of people around this world praying to … Continue reading What Not So Fresh Hell Is This?

The Trick

You know how Bush governed, like he’d figured out polls don’t actually mean anything? That you can say and do whatever random, bullshit, crazy thing you want, and say the sky is purple and no matter how many Democrats say it’s blue you’ll get coverage that reports this stunning new debate in American science about how nobody really knows what color the sky is? The key component of that is not caring that it’s bullshit, not caring that most people think it’s bullshit, not caring that lots of dirty fucking hippies on the Internets are criticizing your bullshit. It’s the … Continue reading The Trick

Our Shitty Media

Tom Brokaw’s recent x-ray. So I was watching theToday show this morning. My fault, I know. Meredith Vieira was interviewing Tom Brokaw, who’s pimping a new book about, of all things, The Year The Media Can’t Forget. I speak, of course, of 1968, the year that we are doomed to be stuck in until the last fucking person who remembers Woodstock shuffles off this mortal coil. At one point during the interview, when Vieira was asking Brokaw about this year’s election, Brokaw actually said “This all reminds me of 1968.” Really, Tom? It does? What part? The riots? The protests? … Continue reading Our Shitty Media

At Least We Saved Most Of Our Bitching Until Afterwards

This Josh Trevino post is all over. Plus Tommy’s spelunking of the Freepi below, plus Jonah Goldberg was on my TV briefly before I turned to Ron Popeil commercials, and he (Jonah) seems to be furrier than usual, so it looks like he’s gearing up for a long hibernation, and it seems like everybody’s just about ready to throw McCain from the FAIL train they all boarded with Bush and intend to ride straight into the gorge ahead. I’m actually kind of surprised. The GOP is a party known for its loyalty; if we run a dude for president and … Continue reading At Least We Saved Most Of Our Bitching Until Afterwards

Stars & Stripes: New enemy in Afghanistan

On MondayWaPo reported Bush is facing pressure from the US military to shift focus from Iraq to Afghanistan including increasing force levels in the latter. InterestinglyStars and Stripes reports today that US and Afghan forces are clashing with a new enemy in Afghanistan… ZABUL PROVINCE, Afghanistan — Foreign fighters with military uniforms are attacking U.S. and Afghan government forces in Zabul province using conventional infantry tactics, soldiers report. Intelligence suggests the foreign fighters are from Uzbekistan and the rebellious Russian territory of Chechnya, in central Asia, he said. “The foreign fighters tend to be better trained and financed than the … Continue reading Stars & Stripes: New enemy in Afghanistan