Apocalypse GOP
Adrastos on the RNC: “Last night GOP headbangers served up a program of red meat to their base that was rotten to the core and laced with maggots.” Continue reading Apocalypse GOP
Adrastos on the RNC: “Last night GOP headbangers served up a program of red meat to their base that was rotten to the core and laced with maggots.” Continue reading Apocalypse GOP
Oh, Melania. I so want you to succeed because I have a feeling you just married a rich dude, and now you’re in the middle of this shitshow, and I kind of dig your cheekbones. But now you’re in the middle of this shitshow for your own thing, and this is not helping. Guys, you fire the speechwriter, you say hey, we fucked up hiring whatsisnuts, he’ll never eat lunch in this town again, and by tomorrow everybody will be talking about something else. Probably some other preventable emergency you created. That’s how these things work. It’s a one-day story. … Continue reading The One-Day Story: In Which I Give Melania Trump’s People Some Free Advice
I’m stuck at work right now, at a nonstop event that won’t end until Sunday morning, so I haven’t been able to watch the entirety of the RNC, and I’ll likely not be able to see much beyond tonight. I thought I would be sorry, but after 12 minutes of watching Melania (meh) and retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn (WTF POLAR BEAR) I wanted very badly to be drunk on any kind of substance whatsoever. I managed to see five seconds of Bob Dole standing up to be applauded, though, and that was worse, maybe, than anything that came out … Continue reading We Used to Fight for Better
Since the Insult Comedian finds it impossible to NOT be the center of attention for even a nano-second, he called into Bill-O’s show during *his* convention. The two men shared a few yuks and more than a few lies. Trump took credit … Continue reading Quote Of The Day: Lyin’ Donald Edition
Adrastos on the RNC, the Trump-Pence roll-out, the failed Turkish coup, and the fog of Red Stick. Continue reading Odds & Sods: I Don’t Like Mondays Redux
Oh dear – “Satindoll”‘s got the fever for the flavour of Our Sarah. It’s –
Palin and simple!
Vanity — Who I Suspect Will Be Trump’s Choice for Republican VP
July 14, 2016 | Satin DollPosted on 7/14/2016 2:01:05 PM by SatinDoll
No, I do not believe Trump’s choice will be Gov. Pence of Indiana. Nor Newt, nor Christie — not even a man. Yes, I do believe the proposed VP will be a woman.
I suspect that Trump’s VP running mate will be ex-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.
Why? Well, she is a natural born citizen, a real conservative, and she is ferocious contra liberals/progressives. In addition, she isn’t on the list of speakers for the Cleveland Convention and she has been silent of late. She has had lots of experience in dealing with those demons from Hell (the MSM) and her nomination will literally terrify the GOPee boys club.
To: SatinDoll
To: SatinDoll

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To: SatinDollHELL NO!!!!!
21 posted on 7/14/2016 2:09:45 PM by ObozoMustGo2012
To: SatinDollSarah’s delivery has become too shrill and disjointed.
When she writes her opinions down on Facebook, it’s a totally different story, it’s the other Sarah, who is not caught up in performing for or reacting to the cameras.20 posted on 7/14/2016 2:09:10 PM by lee martell
To: lee martell
To: SatinDoll
To: SatinDollSarah is nice, but has become a caracture(sic) of herself. It is now difficult to tell her from Tina Fey’s imitation.
82 posted on 7/14/2016 3:53:45 PM by aMorePerfectUnion
Social media has been a hotbed of hysteria and hyperbole the last few days. Yeah, I know, that’s typical but this has been extreme. It’s been amped up by people connecting unconnected events because they occurred at around the same time. I saw the Nice attack, failed Turkish coup, and Baton Rouge police shooting listed as an unholy trinity that should have us all adopting monastic vows and/or run screaming into the night. Freaking out never made ANY situation better and usually makes things a helluva lot worse as does endless speculation about events and the who, what, and why of them. In addition … Continue reading Sunday Evening Sermonette with Adrastos
Sorry for not providing photos of my own weaselbeast this week; have been up to my neck in a work project and it continues all this week during the RNC, so no crack vans for this shitshow. I will be on Twitter of the evenings, though, so we can hang out and snark there. Let’s get to the fuzzy news: The ferrets are being taken out by the sylvatic plague at the moment, and they’re in danger of being wiped out altogether. But the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has a plan: They’re attaching a “glorified gumball machine,” so says … Continue reading Sunday Ferretblogging: Science, Bitch! Edition
During the Bush years, we filthy hippies FREQUENTLY heard that if we were not so filthy, and did not smoke so much pot, and would just get jobs already or shut up about Palestine or not make giant puppets, more mainstream people like [hippie-puncher] would join the anti-war movement and the war would end. (Because refusing to end a war unless people conform to your aesthetics of protest is such an admirable sentiment. “I would have stopped all that killing but you used the wrong words so I did not.” The FUCK kind of sociopathic shit is that?) During the protests … Continue reading We Always Criticize the Protesters
I showed an except in my Boris Johnson post the other day. Here’s the entire episode: Continue reading Sunday Morning Video: Fawlty Towers- The Germans

First, a prologue. There’s been another horrendous terrorist attack in a beautiful place in a country that’s our oldest friend: Nice, France. The French Counsel General, Grégor Trumel, made the following remarks at a Bastille Day event at the New Orleans Museum of Art:
“I think more than ever we should stick to our values together — French people, American people,” he said, citing the national motto of France to hearty applause. “The words ‘liberté, égalité and fraternité’ are stronger than ever.”
Trumel led the crowd in a moment of silence and later, a rendition of the French national anthem, “La Marseillaise.” But before that, Trumel thanked supporters for attending the reception and reminded gatherers that France is not just a country, but an ideal.
“Perhaps for 5 seconds, 3 seconds, we thought that we could cancel the reception, but no — never,” he said. “Never. Never. It would be a victory for our enemies, and we should not compromise with violence, terror and horror.”
In the spirit advocated by Monsieur Trumel, let’s resume our regularly scheduled programming:
It’s been a less stressful week here in New Orleans. The weather remains blisteringly hot but we’ve had the odd bit of rain to cool things down and the tropics are quiet for the moment. Plus, the news from Red Stick may not be good but it’s not as bad as last week at this time. It will simply have to do.
I watched Hillary-Berniepalooza this week. It went fairly well. Bernie was scowling at the beginning but, eventually, warmed to his task. It had the hardcore Dudebros squealing like stuck pigs, which warmed the cockles of my heart whatever the hell those are. Watching it, I realized that if I were casting an actor to play Bernie it wouldn’t be Larry David (who can only play himself) but Walter Matthau circa Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys:

You’ll have to see the movie or play to get the running “enter” gag. Y’all should see it anyway. Have I mentioned lately how much I love Neil Simon? The man knew his way around a joke. His work has become somewhat overlooked. It’s a crime, I tell ya.
Let’s move on to this week’s theme song. I’ve picked two repeat artists, Nick Lowe and Pink Floyd, with different songs with the same title. Nick’s song features the great Paul Carrack on second lead vocal and is pretty darn chipper. The more famous Pink Floyd tune is wistful but awesome nonetheless.
Now that I’ve alternatively pepped you up and gloomed you out, it’s time for the abominable showman to take a bow and go to the break.
The Insult Comedian screws the pooch over Pence pick. Continue reading TP Hit The Ground Stumbling
Della Street and Oscar love sitting on the trunk that serves as our coffee table. They’re always watching. Hopefully, my friend Lex is wrong and they’re not part of an alien scouting party: The post title is an excuse to post this paranoid Tull tune. I’m sneaky that way: Continue reading Friday Catblogging: Watching Me, Watching You
Theresa May proves that she has a sense of humor. Continue reading Basil Fawlty Diplomacy with Boris Johnson
Tagline time: He stole a ticket to the gallows. Continue reading Pulp Fiction Thursday: Fare Prey
In defense of Justice Ginsburg. Continue reading Notorious RBG vs. The Insult Comedian
Last Days and Time was released in 1972. It was Earth, Wind & Fire’s musically ambitious third studio album. It helped mark them as rising stars. The spectacular cover art was taken from a painting by Mati Klarwein who’s also known for the … Continue reading Album Cover Art Wednesday: Last Days and Time
I am on the record as believing that the second slot on any national ticket is worth what FDR’s First Veep, Cactus Jack Garner, said about the office itself: “It’s not worth a bucket of warm piss.” Vice Presidential speculation is strictly … Continue reading Veepstakes, Lowstakes, 2016
Of course he did: A man claims he told Joe Paterno and his assistant coaches the day after Jerry Sandusky allegedly molested him in a shower at a 1976 football camp, but Paterno brushed him off, saying he had a football season to worry about, according to newly unsealed court records. “I was shocked, disappointed, offended. I was insulted,” the man, who was 14 at the time. told lawyers for Pennsylvania State University’s insurer in a deposition two years ago. “I was embarrassed.” The man later became one of dozens of Sandusky accusers paid millions by Pennsylvania State University. His … Continue reading ‘he had a football season to worry about’
Kip Holden is missing in inaction. Continue reading Tweet Of The Day: Kip Holden Edition
Dr. Stein makes Bernie an offer he can refuse. Continue reading Jill Stein: Crunchy Granola Machiavelli
The ineptitude of the Baton Rouge police has been on display all weekend. They’ve manhandled and tear-gassed demonstrators, arrested reporters under false pretenses, and generally made a mess of things. I happen to share a newspaper, The Advocate, with Red Stick and their coverage has been excellent. Click here to check it out. This situation calls for a bit of comic relief, which is provided by a sign from an anti-Vietnam War demonstration: https://twitter.com/oldpicsarchive/status/752490032666124288 That’s *almost* as funny/ironic as the notion that Baton Rouge is working on its police brutality problem. It doesn’t help when the Mayor is invisible. Kip Holden was … Continue reading The Fog Of Historical Pictures: Demonstration Edition
I’m not going to touch on the murders committed in my city, since I need some detachment that is just not showing up yet. Maybe later this week, if Ms. A approves.
It’s just too soon to do anything but grieve.
Since the funny has eluded me so far, let’s do something different.
It’s time to play:
“Free Republic? Or Bernie Sanders Reddit?”
Answers below the fold..
Continue reading “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “guess the site” edition”
You wanna know why both politics and newspapers are irretrievably fucked right now? Because we give our most valuable public real estate to people like THIS ASSHOLE MITCH ALBOM: The media — TV and Internet — would make you believe that every racial encounter in America was a tinderbox. That tension burned through every black-white interaction. That mayhem was around every corner. But that’s not true. Real life doesn’t support it. The facts don’t support it. There were 990 people shot and killed by on-duty police officers last year in America, according to the Washington Post, and 41 police officers … Continue reading You Cannot Get Upset Until a Rich White Man Thinks Things Are Bad Enough
I am getting tired of describing the divide as city [government] mouse vs. country [individualist] mouse here: Think of America as a set of stories. Not as a set of policies. Not as a set of ideals, even. But as a set of stories we tell about ourselves and who we want to be. This, I think, is where my fellow progressives fall down. We can argue until we are blue in the face about what the data proves, or what the facts say, and we will usually be right. But what we offer isn’t a mythology of the self. … Continue reading Your Country Didn’t Go Anywhere. It’s Here. It’s Right Here.
Oh FFS, the only good this law is going to do is for some attorneys’ kids, who will be getting NICE Christmas presents this year: A bill that passed the N.C. General Assembly on Wednesday will create statewide rules for police body camera and dash camera footage, if Gov. Pat McCrory signs it into law. The bill’s main sponsors – two Republican members of the N.C. House who are retired law enforcement officers – have said it strikes a balance between the interests of police and the public. But open-government advocates including the state American Civil Liberties Union chapter say the opposite … Continue reading Today in Things That Are Not Helping
Steve Marriott of Small Faces and Humble Pie was one of the best singers in rock history. He could do it all from crooning to screaming. This is his story: Time for some blurry lagniappe: Humble Pie live on ABC’s In Concert. Continue reading Sunday Morning Video: The Life & Times Of Steve Marriott

It’s been a scorching hot and depressing week in New Orleans. The Alton Sterling case is too close to home for comfort. The reaction from some white Gret Steters has been dispiriting while not altogether surprising. Apparently, it’s okay for a white dude to pack heat but not a black dude. The distinction eludes me. Additionally, the events in St. Paul and Dallas have cast a bloody pall over the week. I don’t usually let the news affect my mood but these events have. If you missed it, please read Doc’s post No Lives Matter. It sums my mood up quite well.
The good news is that I wrote most of this post before the appalling police shootings in Dallas. The combination of that city’s name and the word sniper has some bad juju for many of us. The post was already rather somber, so let’s get back to what passes for normality at First Draft.
The heat has been oppressive even by NOLA standards. When you step outside, it hits you in the face like a damp washcloth. It’s August level heat and humidity, and my body hasn’t even adjusted to the high 80’s let alone the mid-to-upper 90’s. There’s a huge difference between the two. When it’s 95 here the “feels like temperature” goes as high as 105-110, which is like Phoenix, AZ only wet, wet, wet. Dare I make a Wet Willie joke? Nah, I’ll skip it since it could get obscene and I’m not in the mood.
We spent some time outside last Saturday at a one-year-old’s birthday party. I found a shady, comparatively breezy spot, and in the feline manner staked it out as my own. My friends pointed out that cats seek out sunbeams but I hissed and declined to move. The birthday girl is named Luna and one of the Spanksters made a piñata that looked like the image from Georges Melies’ landmark 1902 flick A Trip To The Moon:

It was decided that it was too beautiful to be smashed to smithereens, so it’s now hanging on a wall at Luna’s folks crib. As Mad Men’s Weird Glenn would put it, Nice digs. Have I mentioned lately how much I miss Mad Men?
This week’s theme song is something of a bucolic antidote to my urban angst. It was written by AP Carter and has been recorded by oodles of artists. It’s also the title of a recent documentary about the Carter Family but more about that anon. The first version is by the original Carter Family: AP, Sara, and Maybelle. The second version features Carlene Carter, June Carter Cash, and a grand total of four generations of Carters:
Old-time Country music can be so comforting, in between tales of drunken depravity; of course, the Carters weren’t in to that sort of thing. They were traditionalists in the best sense of the word. On that note, it’s traditional for us to go to the break at this point.
I think we could all use a small fuzzy beastie right now. A. Continue reading Friday Ferretblogging
I went to bed with a half-written post on the Philando Castile shooting, opting not to include the Alton Sterling shooting because Adrastos had already covered it. Within five minutes of my head hitting the pillow, I got update after update from various news sources that multiple police officers had been shot and killed in Dallas during a peaceful protest. More died during the night. What’s worse, is more and more and more of us will die in the days to come as our country reaches a spasmic crescendo of anger, fear and violence. We argue these days about who … Continue reading No Lives Matter