Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Sarah is the concept by which we measure our Palin” edition

Oh dear – “Satindoll”‘s got the fever for the flavour of Our Sarah. It’s –

Palin and simple!

Vanity — Who I Suspect Will Be Trump’s Choice for Republican VP
July 14, 2016 | Satin Doll

Posted on ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎01‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by SatinDoll

No, I do not believe Trump’s choice will be Gov. Pence of Indiana. Nor Newt, nor Christie — not even a man. Yes, I do believe the proposed VP will be a woman.

I suspect that Trump’s VP running mate will be ex-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Why? Well, she is a natural born citizen, a real conservative, and she is ferocious contra liberals/progressives. In addition, she isn’t on the list of speakers for the Cleveland Convention and she has been silent of late. She has had lots of experience in dealing with those demons from Hell (the MSM) and her nomination will literally terrify the GOPee boys club.

1 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎01‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by SatinDoll
Well, Our Sarah’s name has disappeared from the “hot topic” block of links at the top of the Freeperville main page, but she is still in the “popular keywords” list on the right.
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Enthusiasm?
Or morbid curiosity?
To: SatinDoll

The flight out of Anchorage should be easy to track….

3 posted on ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎03‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Genoa

Oh, we’ll get around to Track in a little bit, you betcha!
To: SatinDoll

“I suspect” = “I wish.”

5 posted on ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎04‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by Huck (Never give up.)

OhSnap
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To: SatinDoll

She has too much bad luck.

13 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎06‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by donna (No one should be allowed to become a citizen or even a resident if they support Sharia Law.)

Bwahahaha
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To: SatinDoll

HELL NO!!!!!

21 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎09‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by ObozoMustGo2012

But why??
To: SatinDoll

Sarah’s delivery has become too shrill and disjointed.
When she writes her opinions down on Facebook, it’s a totally different story, it’s the other Sarah, who is not caught up in performing for or reacting to the cameras.

20 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎09‎:‎10‎ ‎PM by lee martell

 

To: lee martell

You said it well, as to delivery “shrill and disjointed”. The only word I could think of was “hysterical”, which was not an accurate descriptor.

26 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎11‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by NEMDF

To: SatinDoll

It all depends if she can get her family under control, make sure no one is on probation for fighting in bars, no reality tv show conflicts, is not scheduled for Dancing with the Stars, and Kate plus her Eight is going to vote.

55 posted on ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎2‎:‎29‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by Toespi

To: SatinDoll

Sarah is nice, but has become a caracture(sic) of herself. It is now difficult to tell her from Tina Fey’s imitation.

82 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎3‎:‎53‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by aMorePerfectUnion

Actually, it always was.
More on this as reality sets in….

 

So – while the above thread was ongoing, Pence was leaked as The Darnold’s VP pick.

OK – so maybe Our Sarah is going to be thrown a bone (heh) by being a keynote speaker at the convention this week?

After all, she DID stump for Trump, and like a Lannister, he always pays his debts, right?

RIGHT?

 

Trump Offers Jaw Droppingly Dumb Reason Why Sarah Palin Wasn’t Invited To GOP Convention

Posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎50‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by Zenjitsuman

Donald Trump is claiming that he didn’t invite Sarah Palin to the Republican convention because Alaska is too far away from Cleveland, Ohio.

I read this and Tweeted DJT that Palin went all over the country campaigning for him and this is not Loyalty to a friend.Palin is a great speaker, and can get out the Tea Party and Evangelical vote. I know that RNC hates her and McConnel and Ryan and Reindeer Penis hate her, but that is all the more reason for the outsider Trump to have her speak. If Mc Connell gets to speak why not Palin

Tweet Trump and tell him we expect to hear from Palin.

1 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎50‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by Zenjitsuman
Yeah – I’m sure that’ll work.
To: Zenjitsuman

Not sure if you caught how cringe worthy people thought she was when she endorsed Trump. No one wants to hear her speak anymore. She kills the room now.

10 posted on ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎9‎:‎56‎:‎51‎ ‎PM by The Iceman Cometh (It’s going to be tough to unite the Republican party,but we must. Our children can’t afford Hillary)

“Oh, Bristol – I wish you had been here to witness my speech for Donald! Afterwards, I overheard him saying that I just KILLED it!”

To: Engedi

She has about a 70% endorsement win rate. She has been a King Maker. Recently she is helping Paul Nehlin Cantorize Ryano.

I’ve heard that if you repeat “Nehlin Cantorize Ryano” nine times, Cthulhu will rise up from the depths, and vomit out a Sarah Palin ..

Of course, hope springs infernal….

To: Zenjitsuman
Silly. She’s the actual VP. This is the only way no one would figure out who he chose. 

47 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎10‎:‎45‎:‎43‎ ‎PM by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science – Follow the money and you’ll find the truth.)

Oy.
To: Pinkbell

Maybe there is a personal reason she can’t come that Trump doesn’t want to specify.


Bingo.

56 posted on 7‎/‎14‎/‎2016‎ ‎11‎:‎05‎:‎52‎ ‎PM by SaraJohnson
But what could it be?
What….could….it….BE?

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Track Palin In Custody On Domestic Violence Charges, This Could Explain Sarah Missing GOP Convention

Little Green Footballs blogger Charles Johnson tonight directed his Twitter followers to the website of Alaska’s judicial system, which shows that Track Palin has been “remanded into custody” on the three charges that resulted from his drunken attack on his girlfriend in January.

Those three charges are Class A misdemeanors and at this writing there’s no news account on why they would result in Track Palin being remanded. However, the Twitterverse is already buzzing that this may be why Mama Grizzly will not speaking at the GOP convention. Earlier today Donald Trump waved away questions about Palin’s absence from the list of convention speakers, saying that “Alaska is a long ways away.” Uh huh.

According to police reports released after the arrest, Track Palin drunkenly beat his girlfriend, then put an AR-15 to his head and taunted her for not believing he’d kill himself, saying, “Do you think I’m a pussy?” Sarah Palin then earned national ridicule when she declared that her son beats women because President Obama doesn’t have “respect for veterans.”

Well, damn. He’s in a tight spot!

 

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How’s he gonna get out of this one?


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Track Palin Pleads To Being Drunk With Firearm, Abuse Charges Dropped, Judge Appointed By His Mother

Alaska Dispatch Newsreports:

Track Palin, the son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, has entered a plea agreement with the state in a special court for veterans after his January arrest for allegedly punching a woman in the face at the family’s Wasilla home.

Kevin Fitzgerald, Track Palin’s attorney, said Friday his client had opted into Anchorage Veterans Court — a move Palin had been considering since May — during a Monday proceeding.

Court records show the agreement involved the state dropping two of three misdemeanor charges against Palin, including domestic-violence assault and interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime.

“As a condition of his entry into that court the state dismissed the first two counts,” Fitzgerald said. “Track pled to misconduct involving weapons (in the fourth degree), concerning being under the influence and having a firearm.”

Yesterday I reported that the website for Alaska’s judicial system showed that on Wednesday night Track Palin had been “remanded into custody” on the original charges. That notation was apparently expunged from the public record early today.

According to the current public record (screencaps below), and as noted above, today’s proceedings took place in a separate Veteran’s Court presided over by District Judge David Wallace, who was appointed by former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in 2009.

Whew.

That was a close one!

And now, my take on the recent mass murders (I ain’t gonna terrify, so it’s not terrorism) :

Let’s get something straight :
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If you’re Charles Whitman, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re John Allen Muhammad, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re John Salvi, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re James Kopp, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re Scott Roeder, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re James Earl Ray, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re Robert Lewis Dear, Jr., you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re Timothy McVeigh, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re Paul Jennings Hill, you’re a murdering fuck,
If you’re Micah Johnson, you’re a murdering fuck.
If you’re Eric Parker, you’re a murdering fuck that just didn’t have the
balls to pull the trigger.
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I don’t give a fuck what your “holy cause” was, or what you thought your
justification was for being a murdering fuck.
You’re still a murdering fuck.

See you good people next week.

 

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5 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Sarah is the concept by which we measure our Palin” edition

  1. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Yes, it all becomes clear. Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods had to stay in Alaska to organize Track’s jailbreak and escape into the wilderness.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. gratuitous says:

    This has received barely any notice in the popular media, but it does afford us another opportunity to play everyone’s favorite game, “What if a Democrat did this?” And pardon me for being insufficiently worshipful of the things that make America great, but what is this separate-but-equal “veterans court”?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Aaaargh says:

    Reindeer Penis, that’s a good one. I prefer Rancid Prepuce myself, but Reindeer Penis is more accessible for the good FR crowd, since they’re all about the penis.

    Liked by 1 person

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