Friday Night Music: The Wild Night Variations

I worked retail filling in for a friend this week. Classic rock radio was played; some of it is pretty good, some of it cringeworthy. I hereby confess that I’m burnt out on Brown Eyed Girl  and think they  should change Van Morrison tunes and play Wild Night. Big hit, great tune. Here are 3 versions including John Mellencamp’s wonderful 1994 cover version.

First, the original 1971 single:

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Smells Like School Spirit

My friend Cait graduated from Florida State and remains a fanatical, crazed, die-hard Seminole fan. She even does the tomahawk chop and I’m glad she does because I mock her relentlessly about it. Anyone surprised? I thought not. People line up to be mocked by me, I’m the poor man’s Rickles or a less rotund Fat Jack E. Leonard. That’s why they call me Shecky.

Now where the hell was I? Oh yeah, Cait posted a link to a company that’s offering University related scent, cologne,  fragrance, or whatever the hell you want to call it. She, of course, posted about the Florida State one, but I’m an LSU grad so here’s the Tigerlicious icon:

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Ice, Ice, Dummy: Important L.A. Times Columnist Tells Us What Isn’t Important Enough For Us

With the advent of social media, things that were once localized efforts can become a national event in a hurry. This is especially true when good deeds or charitable works come into play, such as the #biebsmeetaly campaign I wrote about several years ago. People all over the globe rallied so that one 19-year-old cancer victim from McFarland, Wisconsin could meet the Biebs. With the need to write more and more frequently, columnists often run out of ideas upon which they can speak coherently and authoritatively. In most of those cases, columnists who run out of ideas usually like to … Continue reading Ice, Ice, Dummy: Important L.A. Times Columnist Tells Us What Isn’t Important Enough For Us

The Biden Defense?

Hint: it has nothing to do with aviator shades, commuter trains, Robert Bork, or Neil Kinnock: It looks like the “Joe Biden defense” worked. A prosecutor said he plans to dismiss a firearms charge against the Washington state man who said he just “did what Joe Biden told me to do” when he fired a shotgun to scare off what he thought were car burglars, the Associated Press reported Wednesday. Clark County Prosecutor Tony Golik said that Jeffrey C. Barton will instead face a charge of obstructing a police officer. A trial for Barton is scheduled for October. Barton has … Continue reading The Biden Defense?

What’s To Be Done After

Let’s start here:  A 2012 report from University of Missouri–St. Louis criminologist David Klinger found that, from 2008 to 2011, St. Louis police officers fired their weapons 98 times. “Any comparison across cities right now is still missing the lion’s share of circumstances in which people are shot by the police,” Klinger saidto the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. “There are only a smattering of cities that report their officer-involved shootings, and when compared against them, St. Louis is on the high end.” The data on police violence is incomplete, as there is no federal effort to pull together information on unjustified homicides. Well, I … Continue reading What’s To Be Done After

Summertime Ennui

It’s been the hottest week of the year in New Orleans. People are sweaty, tempers are short, and people with guns are putting them to use. There was a brief freak out over an itty bitty eenie weenie system in the Atlantic by those who enjoy freaking out during Hurricane season. I do not. In short, between the heat and the drumbeat of horrendous news, I have not felt like writing as much as usual. Of course, every time I say something like that I become a prolific motherfucker, so we shall see. There is, however, one piece of good … Continue reading Summertime Ennui

Here Be Dragons

This is what the world is like, under its skin:  We avoid the structure. We avoid the system. We avoid the sort of continued neglect of poor people of color all across this country. And then, obviously, the police don’t live in the community with the people. The police don’t know the people. The Kerner Commission noticed this in 1968, that part of the problem was the police did not have a real relationship with the community, a trusting relationship with the community. The black community tends to be overpoliced and unprotected. This is what people see every day, and our … Continue reading Here Be Dragons

Album Cover Art Wednesday: Pretzel Logic

I’ve largely steered clear of photographic album covers thus far. Most of them feature rather pedestrian pictures of a band trying to look wicked awesome and are of dubious artistic merit. Raeanne Rubenstein‘s Pretzel Logic cover is an exception to that rule. My favorite bit is the sign whereon pretzel is misspelled. It’s an apt visualization of Becker and Fagen’s mordant and sardonic wit. They were snarky before the word existed.

Musically, Pretzel Logic saw Becker and Fagen drop their original band mates in favor of working with killer session musicians. They were predominantly a studio band until reuniting in the mid-1990’s The title track is perhaps my favorite Steely Dan numbah.

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Feed Ferguson

While I’ve been following the events of Ferguson as closely as I can from three states away, I haven’t felt like my white ass has had a lot to add on the subject. Clearly I’m speaking up today, but I’ll still just keep this short and to the point: As the world watches the events unfolding in Ferguson, many people have thought “how can I help?”. As a public school teacher, my first thought is always about the children involved in any tragic situation like this. When I found out school had been canceled for several days as a result of the … Continue reading Feed Ferguson

NOLA Notes: Magazine Bus Story

For the uninitiated, Magazine Street is one of the main drags of Uptown New Orleans. I live a block away and take the Magazine bus when I need to make like Petula Clark and go downtown. Yesterday, I was riding the bus and a grizzled, bedraggled and downright drunk man rolled out of Ms. Mae’s bar and onto the bus at Napoleon Avenue. He’d been there all night and was clearly feeling no pain. He began flirting with a well-dressed and very pretty redhead who works in a boutique in the Quarter. He leaned forward and muttered something in her ear. She … Continue reading NOLA Notes: Magazine Bus Story

Your problems are nothing

Charlie, trying to be patient:  If Obama’s speeches aren’t as dramatic as they used to be, this is why: the White House                   believes a presidential speech on a politically charged topic is as likely to make things worse as to make things better. It is as likely to infuriate conservatives as it is to inspire liberals. [snip] Weariness in a president is understandable. It’s the worst job in the world. I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that I should never vote for anyone who campaigns for the office because they … Continue reading Your problems are nothing

blogger ethics panel: ferguson edition

CNN, you need to take a goddamn nap:  The problem with “Josie’s” story, however, is that it closely resembles a Facebook post supposedly written by Darren Wilson, telling his side of the story. A CNN producer eventuallydebunked the post as fake. With no scheduled press conferences with Ferguson police on Monday, and Wilson himself having gone AWOL, national media turned back to Loesch’s interview. To litigate Brown’s shooting in the court of public opinion, national outlets like CNN have started using “Josie’s” story to represent Wilson’s point of view. “Source w/detailed knowledge of investigation into shooting tells CNN account of caller to KTFK … Continue reading blogger ethics panel: ferguson edition

We Need to Talk about what we keep talking about

Jesus tits:  WSJ’s Riley: “We Need To Talk About Black Criminality.” Appearing on the August 17 edition of NBC’sMeet the Press, The Wall Street Journal‘s Jason Riley discussed the shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson by saying: “Let’s not pretend that our morgues and cemeteries are full of young black men because cops are shooting them. The reality is that it’s because other black people are shooting them.” Riley went on to assert that “we need to talk about black criminality” because blacks make up “50 percent of homicide victims in this country, and 90 percent of those victims are killed by other … Continue reading We Need to Talk about what we keep talking about

Arcane Phrase Of The Week: What Would Cagney Say?

                  All roads on this feature seem to lead to Jimmy Cagney. I vacillate between thinking of Cagney or  Bogart as my favorite male star of the Hollywood Golden Age. Both could sling slang with the best of them and both used this week’s phrase: Make it snappy. Usage: Get me a beer, barkeep, and make it snappy. This phrase is less obscure than some of the others I’ve trotted out and I think it’s a real winner. So, make it snappy and use it already. Continue reading Arcane Phrase Of The Week: What Would Cagney Say?

Organized Protest Zone

‘kay:  Authorities are establishing an “organized protest zone” at Ferguson Road and West Florissant Avenue, St. Louis County police said. West Florissant was being closed to traffic. Authorities said the media would have access through road blocks. Shortly after media were told of the “organized protest zone,” authorities began setting up concrete highway barriers at checkpoints near the protest zone. We used to have one of those called the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, but that’s just crazy talk. Can’t let people go protesting everywhere. Can’t let anybody just stand on the street and talk. Can’t have that. We need to … Continue reading Organized Protest Zone

Black people don’t understand the system

STOP HELPING, WHITE PEOPLE:  When asked why the pro-Wilson rally didn’t have many African-American attendees, John Newshaw, a retired St. Louis County police officer, said, “This sounds wrong, but I don’t think the black community understands the system. Again, there’s a process. They’re screaming about, why isn’t he [Wilson] arrested, why isn’t he in jail? Well, without the investigation being done, you can’t go and apply for a warrant.” [snip] “They’re going to keep pushing the envelope,” he said of demonstrators who’ve gotten violent during protests in Ferguson. “There’s no reason to stop. … It’s as simple as training your … Continue reading Black people don’t understand the system

Quiet Riot

Just one of many examples to offer your asshole relatives who bring up alleged attacks on police as reasons to send in a tank division:  Celebrations in Wrigleyville started out calm enough with barricades on either side of the street and police patrolling down the main drag, but it was only a matter of time (approximately 15 minutes after that winning goal) before someone shouted,” Fuck it, let’s do this!” and the barricades came down as a mob flooded the street. Even once the crowds flooded the streets the celebrations were still friendly: High-fives were plentiful, beers were passed around, … Continue reading Quiet Riot

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call

Morning folks. Tommy’s working out some WordPress issues as we speak, so to start your day off with a bit of WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, here’s how the weekend went down on TV: Candy Crowley to Bernie Kerik: “What’s the officer going through right now?” “He’s in anguish.” Are we seriously doing this? — Audrey Gelman (@audreygelman) August 17, 2014 First of all, convicted criminal Bernie Kerik should not be allowed to opine about anything other than the type of fabric softener used on orange jumpsuits, and second, why in the Christ are we concerned about what a murder suspect … Continue reading Monday Morning Wake-Up Call

Ross Douthat Finds a Nut

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Predictably, he covers it in shit and buries it again: 

In an era of riots and hijackings, the SWAT model understandably spread nationwide. But as the riots died away and the threat of domestic terror receded, SWAT tactics — helicopters, heavy weaponry, the works — became increasingly integrated into normal crime-fighting, and especially into the war on drugs.

This was phase one in the militarization of America’s police forces, as described in Radley Balko’s essential 2013 book on the subject, “The Rise of the Warrior Cop.” Phase two, in which the federal government began supplying local police with military hardware, began in the 1990s and accelerated after 9/11, under the theory that Islamic terrorists could strike anywhere, and that it might take a cop with a grenade launcher to stop them.

Why yes, that in fact happened. And as I recall, conservative columnists jumped up and down, eager to spread the Gospel of George W. Bush. Eager to give the world the Bad News about dirty bombs and nukes in shopping malls, they encouraged the erecting of barricades outside every Little League ballfield, because anywhere two or more of you were gathered in America’s name, there the terrorists would be also.

The people who pointed out that this was just the most egregious bullshit, and that that fearmongering nonsense did nothing other than make people want to vote Republican (oh wait, I think I cracked their code here), were derided as traitors, fifth columnists, and general scum on the bottom of the Decider’s paratrooper boots.

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This Week in Fuck Mike Allen

Seriously, what a massive asshole: As others have noted, Allen got Lowery’s age and the spelling of his name wrong. So that’s two factual mistakes in one paragraph. Hire him to speak to your journalism students, universities of America!  The fuck is he trying to say? “23-year-old?” First of all, that Wesley Lowery is that young pisses me off too, because he’s SO FUCKING GOOD. If you are not following him on Ferguson you need to start doing it now. Second of all, I don’t care if he just got his driver’s license. Anybody who goes that hard on a … Continue reading This Week in Fuck Mike Allen

Sunday Morning Video: Longshots

The ABA only existed from 1967 to 1976, but had a major impact on the history of professional basketball. This year’s conference finals feature two former ABA franchises, the Indiana Pacers and the San Antonio Spurs. There’s a chance that 2 old ABA teams could meet in the finals for only the second time since the merger. Here’s a brief history of the league that gave us the three point shot and the red, white, and blue basketball: Continue reading Sunday Morning Video: Longshots

So Rick Perry’s clearly the frontrunner oh wait

Boom:  A grand jury indicted Gov. Rick Perry on Friday on two felony counts, alleging he abused his power by threatening to veto funding for the state’s anti-corruption prosecutors unless Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg, who had pleaded guilty to drunk driving, stepped down from office. A. Continue reading So Rick Perry’s clearly the frontrunner oh wait

“A ‘Ferguson’ Near You…”

It’s been 11 years, but I can still see the kid’s face: reddish cheeks on a plump, cherubic face with an impish grin. The photo of a dead man. Michael McKinney was 21 years old the night he mistakenly banged on the door of the wrong person. After a night of heavy drinking, he stumbled back to his friend’s house, as planned, to slip through the back door and pass out, thus avoiding a potential DUI. Instead, he found a home occupied by a scared woman who called 9-1-1, fearing the banging on her back door was a prowler or … Continue reading “A ‘Ferguson’ Near You…”