The Drunken Alleged Rapist Running The Pentagon

As we all know, trans people are a great threat what with maybe five of them in the entire country playing girl’s high school sports.

Thankfully, our defense secretary put down the suit jacket flask long enough to opine on Elon’s Hellsiteabout those crooked judges who are messing with his War on Trans Soldiers.

Pete Hegseth sounded exactly like a pissy bully who just had one of his targets pop him in the nose. Which is what he is. I mean, if this were part of a movie character the critics would rip on the screenwriting as too over-the-top villainous:

I suppose Pissy Pete’s little TwitterX fit is, in his mind, a sick burn. However, I suggest that anyone who is not deranged finds it ironic but not in the way Hegseth intended. For starters, the idea that Hegseth is a top military planner is not supported by anything in his background prior to the job. He is, of course, a Fox News host. Beyond that, he has no experience running something anywhere near as large as the Defense Department.

That an unqualified Fox News host is now running the defense department is but one of the many horrifying absurdities of the second reign of Donald Trump. Beyond that, he is a man lacking in honor and ethics. Just ask a veteran, Senator Tammy Duckworth.

And yes, this includes sexual assault. The 2017 case is not the only example of allegations against him.

How on earth such a piece of garbage with no redeeming qualities nor a history of competence became head of the defense department can only be explained by German philosopher Hannah Arendt’s quote:

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”

The loyalty of Hegseth is in turn based on Trump’s loyalty to Russia and Putin. For example, Ukraine has lost an ally and Russia has gained one in their war.

Hegseth and Trump have more than sexual assault and Russia love in common. They are also deeply dedicated to resegregation of American society to create a nation of straight white males running the show,

In the military, this includes shielding white soldiers’ feelings from having to be traumatized by learning about the presence of U.S. military heroes who were not white. And the deep obsession with trans people is something right out of the Trump playbook, which is also the fascist playbook.

Funny time for such projects given that their other obsession seems to be starting war with our friends. Hegseth appears to be itching to get into a scrap with Mexico. Panama and Denmark are potential military foes. And as you have been aware, Canada is greatly alarmed about American intentions to turn it into our 51st state.

Oh, and we have late-breaking news, the Hegseth Defense Department is a bunch of fucking dangerously careless morons.

I haven’t even got to Hegseth’s right-wing tattoos. I won’t post the pics, you can look them up. We deported people over misunderstood tattoos, I’d love to see the fascist dipshit deported for his.

All in all, three words describe him best: Unfit for duty.

The last word goes to Radiohead.