Today on Holden’s Revulsion Towards Dick Cheney

From Holden:

Your Vice Preznit was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania, today (in the Maryjane auditorium no doubt). From this exchange I take it that the Cheney marriage has seen better days:

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Dad got transferred to Casper, Wyoming, which is where I met Lynne. And she eventually went out with me at age 17. And we got married, and will mark our 40th wedding anniversary on Sunday. (Applause.)

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Forty more years! (Laughter.)

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yes, 40 more years, huh? (Laughter.) Well, I’m willing to commit for four. (Laughter.)

Keep your chin up, Lynne. You can do better!