From Holden:

Reading yesterday’s gaggle transcript I learned that Chimpy’s Big Speech tonight will be presented in an undisclosed location before an audience of none.

Because he’s an extremely unpopular president and a bit of a chickenshit.

Q Where will he be making the remarks and who is going to be there with him?

MR. McCLELLAN: He will be — I’m not going to get into the precise location right now. He’ll be in New Orleans. There will not be an audience, if that’s what your question is. I expect the remarks will probably be a little under 30 minutes. I think we’re going to start at 9:02 p.m., to accommodate the networks — 9:02 p.m. eastern, that is. And we’ll keep you posted if there are any other officials that may be present. But there won’t be an audience that he’ll be speaking to.