8 thoughts on “President Howdy Doody

  1. You may use any adjective you choose to describe this president, so long as said adjective ends in -tard.
    Any adjectives that do not meet this criterion will be sent back for re-tarding.
    That is all. Carry on.

  2. Why is it so hard to google First-Draft??
    Guess I better learn how to use bokmerks…

  3. Hey, just don’t bother. You’ve already typed in all that’s necessary. Just use FIRST-DRAFT and ctrl-enter in the address bar.

  4. “Yes, Ruprecht?”
    “May I go to the bathroom?
    “Yes”
    *pause*
    “Thank you…”

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