Your President Speaks!

Saturday, inCrawford, Texas, with German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Spoken By What Is A Dumbass

And we were able to have a meaningful discussion on a lot of issues. And then we completed our discussions here in what is my office.

I’m Really You

Madam Chancellor, I’m really glad you gave me an excuse to come down to Texas. And I’m really you and Professor Sauer came.

How Conducive Is It?

You can imagine how conducive it is to have meaningful, strategic discussions in an environment outside of our respective capitals. And that’s what we did.

Two-Martini Breakfast

And I believe we can solve it diplomatically, and it is more likely we do so when the United States, Germany, and other nations work collaboratively to send a common and firm message to the Iranians that it is — the free world does not think you should have the capacity to be able to make a nuclear weapon. And we will work according — together accordingly.

The Global War On Plurals Continues

I fully understand that our nations have had difference of opinion on this issue, but now that this Iraqi democracy is emerging, I really appreciate the fact that Germany has been a constructive partner in the Compact — constructive partner with Iraq in the Compact.

The Middle Eastern Peace

We discussed the Middle Eastern peace.


And I fully understand that China has got energy needs, but a sure way to disrupt energy supply not only in Iran and the Middle East, if the Iranians were to develop a nuclear weapon and decided to do something with it.

Synapse On Strike

I take a person for his word until otherwise.

Disses Musharraf

And many of those folks thought they could find safe haven in Pakistan. And that would not have happened without President Musharraf honoring his word.

If They Are On The Path Why Do They Need To Get Back On The Path?

And our hope is that he would suspend this emergency decree to allow this society, which is on the path to democracy, to get back on the path to democracy.

What Freedom Has Got

Freedom has got the capacity to turn enemies into allies. Freedom has got the capacity to bring peace.


I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.


I’m now going to go feed the Chancellor a hamburger. Right here, Crawford, Texas. No, well, I mean back over there.

3 thoughts on “Your President Speaks!

  1. His every word is a “brainwreck”. LOL stuff here.
    And I can just picture Bush holding Merkel by the back of the neck and stuffing hamburger into her mouth while she flails her arms trying to get away from him.
    Aye, yi yi!

  2. I take a person for his word until otherwise.
    I want that on a motivational poster

  3. Oh these are just great. I remember when ole Dan Quayle was the VP and we used to get a great chuckle every now and then. The Current Occupant beats him by a country mile!
    Thanks for your ongoing efforts.

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