Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday, Chuck.

It’s Charles Darwin’s 199th birthday today! So go out and celebrate in a manner befitting this day. 

I can hear your questions from here. “Celebrate in a manner befitting Charles Darwin’s birthday? What’s that mean, Jude?”

Simple. You have to use your inherited traits in ways to survive and reproduce. How you choose to use your traits is entirely up to you. Now hurry up! You’ve got celebrating to do!

It’s also the 199th birthday of one Abraham Lincoln of Hardin County, Kentucky. I understand he had something to do with politics. 

6 thoughts on “Happy Birthday!

  1. Focusing on the reproductive element can be most celebratory, no?
    so.

  2. virgotex says:

    I’ll leave the reproducing to the breeders. I will, however, do my level best to survive another day.
    Cheers

  3. BuggyQ says:

    Wow. That was a helluva year, wasn’t it? And next year is the bicentennial for both of them! PARTAY!

  4. Interrobang says:

    Evolutionarily, I’m what they call an “aunt” or an “uncle.” I’m a determined non-breeder, but I’m working pretty hard to make life better for my group and species.

  5. Anonymous says:

    but have you SEEN idiotocracy? humans are DOOMED.

  6. Jude says:

    Of COURSE humans are doomed.
    Every species is doomed. Over 99.99% of all species that have ever lived are now extinct, and extinction is a certainty for every species that is currently living. What’s your point?
    Just because we won’t be around forever doesn’t mean that we can’t enjoy the present and try to make a better tomorrow.

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