Are you sure this is such a good idea, gang?
Good morning, all. It’s me. Jude. Here to, as Aaron Neville would say, tell it like it is.
Now, I could be all over-educated and post-modern and what not, and talk about situated knowledge and contingent this and that and blah blah blah, but that’s not my thing. My thing is sarcasm and swearing.
Lots of swearing. Blame my grandmother.
I’d like to extend my gratitude to Athenae, Scout, and Holden for giving me a shot at their popsicle stand. I’ll do my best not to fucking disappoint. If anyone’s curious, I’ll provide a brief, at least somewhat accurate biography. And now, back to your regularly schedule programming.