Insert Own ‘Severance’ Joke Here

Oh, those family-values Republicans:

LAS VEGAS – The sex scandal engulfingSen. John Ensign
has deepened now that his former mistress’s husband has revealed new
details about the relationship, saying the Nevada Republican paid the
woman more than $25,000 in severance when she stopped working for him.

Hampton also provided a letter to the Las Vegas Sun that he claimed was
a handwritten apology from Ensign to Cindy Hampton, a former treasurer
for the senator’s campaign committees.

“I used you for my own pleasure,” the letter reads, later adding. “Plain and simple it was wrong; it was sin.”

I think I speak for everyone in the room when I say ewww.


5 thoughts on “Insert Own ‘Severance’ Joke Here

  1. But he’s probably one of those ‘Born Again’ douche cakes who think that, no matter what they do, they will automatically be forgiven.
    I wish I could believe that sleazy fuckers like this will get their due one day. Unfortunately, I live in the ‘real’ world where once you’re dead, that’s it.

  2. Hopefully he won’t copy Sanford and go on a flurry of interviews where he announces a string of relationships, soulmate, etc.

  3. So…ah…Mrs. Cindy Hampton didn’t have a say in the using for pleasure? Wasn’t it a two-way street?

  4. Gee. Governor Spritzer of New York was a cheapie.
    Tell Ensign to drive north out of Las Vegas to Pahrump NV. Turn left when he sees the flashing lights on the towers. Costs about $300 with the hot tub (expensive but they have to truck in the water, they don’t do bareback though.)

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