So at last weekend’s ferret show (which was epic, by the way, you should have been there) there was a raffle to benefit the shelter, and I won a little hat for the ferrets. A tiny, orange, tasselled, fleece, stoner snowboarding hat. For the ferrets. And because I am becoming That Ferret Lady anyway, and because I know the Internet the way I do, I knew you would have to see them try it on.
Bucky: That’s a cool story, bro.
Puck: Where’s the Fritos?
Seriously, they had it on for all of three seconds. Then they were given treats in a futile attempt to keep them from thoughts of revenge. I think it worked. I mean, I haven’t checked my shoes yet.