Because you never know when you might be passing through some
graveyard, just, you know, minding your own business, looking at the
graves or whatever, when SUDDENLY: some chick, who I don’t know if
she’s a hooker or what but she didn’t ask ME for any money, just
totally jumps your bone. You gotta have your kit on hand, man, for
emergencies like this one.
What does a South Carolina sex toy look like, anyway? A wind-up mechanical kangaroo that punches you in the junk?
“Corning is perhaps best known in the House for his work on anti-abortion initiatives. “
Not any more.
No, he’s still systematically fucking with women. Same cause, different mode.
Hey, ease up on Roland, will ya? Who hasn’t picked up a lovely young
lady from the local gentleman’s club and driven out to the cemetery
with a bunch of sex toys & Viagra to get their groove on? Wonkettes
are such prudes!
Guess he had to use the cemetery because the Sex Police closed the Appalachian Trail.