Riot’s favorite place to be is anywhere he’s not supposed to be, which usually means the dining room table. He sits up at it like a little furry human until he catches one of us looking at him, and then he’s all, “NOT ME I WAS NEVER THERE DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT WHAT FERRET AT THE TABLE?”
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I have a cat who does that exact thing!
It was it him that kept climbing up onto the table when I was there, right?
Virgo, yeah, that’s him. Bucky will get up on the chairs but rarely makes an effort to go higher. Claire doesn’t climb at all — yet.
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my cat are uncivilized and will go anywhere the damn please.
Just watched it 5 times in a row. I metaphorically wet myself.