Jeez, Timmeh

TheTebowmaniacsare at it again, y’all. As an atheist I cannot call this blasphemous but tacky is tacky is tacky:

Tebowjesus

I traded a few emails with Scout yesterday about this idiocy, which inspires me to ask this question: what would you put on the back of a Tebow jersey?

I’d put: Malaka.

18 thoughts on “Jeez, Timmeh

  1. thebewilderness says:

    Pharisee

  2. Jay in Oregon says:

    Isn’t that idolatry?
    I mean, I suppose some Tebow fan will point out that they aren’t literally worshipping Tim Tebow as the son of God, they’re just making a favorable comparison. But c’mon…

  3. MichaelF says:

    Good start, but move it a little to the left and add “H. Christ.”

  4. Jude says:

    “Elway”
    And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how it’s done.

  5. adrastos says:

    Baboom, Jude and a rim shot to boot.

  6. mass says:

    “Juicebox”

  7. par4 says:

    @Jude: Don’t you mean “Not Elway”?

  8. Doc says:

    Possibilities include:
    Warner for Christ 2.0
    Twerp
    White Vick (only with a worse arm, slower legs and less of a soul)
    Virgin
    J. Russell 2.0
    Trade Bait
    Palin
    (Just a giant bull’s eye)
    The Question (as opposed to Iverson’s The Answer)
    Tampon (He’s only good for one period and there’s no second string)
    103-trimester Fetus
    We Hate Me
    I’m sure once I post this, I’ll think of more…

  9. MapleStreet says:

    Having been there, I’m sure his intent was to witness to others. If he thinks about it, he could make an argument that one often wears a jersey with the name of their sports hero. However, unless he is hispanic and the J is pronounced as an “H”, …
    And exactly who is number 15? If there is a number 15 on his team, then the combination is especially questionable.

  10. Adrastos says:

    @Maple: Timmeh Tebow is number 15.

  11. Hitch says:

    Asshole…

  12. Tasha Nelson says:

    one of tbogg’s pics

  13. pansypoo says:

    he isn’t that smart. glad he isn’t a packer.

  14. adrastos says:

    @Tasha: Found the picture elsewhere but TBogg is a basset blogging, Tebow hating deity.

  15. MapleStreet says:

    @Adrastos – In that case AAARRGH! I hope at least Tebow knows that his name isn’t Jesus. Really tacky over the line because of all the interpretations that can be made (and in practicality, masking any intention of witnessing).
    OTOH – you can see how much I follow golf.
    And as Jay Leno said – now that the NBA is apparently not an issue this year, what about letting the OWS use the colliseums?

  16. BlackSheep0ne says:

    Elway may be the coolest answer.
    Tea-Ho, though, works for me best.

  17. paulo says:

    33

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