Blake Griffin Gets Testy With Trainer Named Testi

I’m neither a sports reporter nor a L.A. Clippers fan: I’ll leave that to Billy Crystal. Clippers star and mega-asshole Blake Griffin had a barroom altercation with the team’s Equipment manager, Matias Testi. Nice name, dude. His surname, in fact, is the whole reason for this post.

I realize that Testi is not the trainer but that scans so much better. I guess that makes me a tabloid blogger for the day. I can live with that: I am the Pulp Fiction guy, after all. Plus, I was a fan of the badass Madden/Stabler Oakland Raiders as a kid. This sort of thing happened all the time then. Beats the hell out of a sports money story any day.

That is all.