People had a lot of fun with new age sage burner Marianne Williamson last night. I was too annoyed by her presence to pile on BUT it’s unclear if she’s actually kookier than the Current Occupant.
The first tweet comes from ethics guy Robert Maguire:
If you think Marianne Williamson's ideas are kooky, wait til you hear about the guy who says windmills cause cancer, thinks you need to show ID to buy cereal, and doesn't exercise because he thinks the human body is like a battery with a finite amount of energy
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 28, 2019
The second entry is a couplet from my friend Gambit editor Kevin Allman:
"She was seated on the floor, in the midst of enormous batik pillows meant to take the place of a sofa. In front of her was an amethyst marble table, with a steaming mug of blood-red tea and a white plastic box that emitted sounds of the surf…" https://t.co/iyEyMCsSDa
— Kevin Allman (@KevinAllman) June 28, 2019
I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve never read Kevin’s book but I dig writers who are into self-quotation. I hope he’s not following in my footsteps on the road to perdition.
Suzan Morninglory is a swell name for a character based on Marianne Williamson. It means that the last word goes to Oasis who pose the eternal question: (What’s The Story) Morning Glory?