Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

The insurrectionist in the picture is the self-styled QAnon Shaman, Jacob Chansley. He’s a convicted felon who spent 27 months in the slammer for his crimes. He claimed to be repentant at the time, but it was all bluster and bullshit.

Chansley is not a Shaman but he’s also not a shy man as this astonishing news shows:

Jacob Chansley, the Arizona man who gained notoriety as the “QAnon Shaman” who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, filed paperwork to run for Congress as a Libertarian candidate in the battleground state’s 8th Congressional District.

 

Rep. Debbie Lesko, R-Ariz., announced last month that she won’t seek re-election.

Repeat after me: I am not making this up.

Arizona has become one of the most interesting states in our politics. Thanks to the Kaiser of Chaos, Arizona is now a swing state. Election denialism helped elect a Democratic Governor, Attorney General, and Secretary of State as well as ensuring Captain Senator Mark Kelly’s reelection.

I expect that someone in the Grand Canyon State will slap Chansley with a Disqualification Clause suit sometime soon. DQ is not just for Dairy Queen anymore. Mmm, DQ Blizzard.

There’s only one word to describe Chansley’s nascent candidacy: CHUTZPAH.

As the song goes, Chansley is “marooned in a blizzard of lies.”

The last word goes to Susannah McCorkle:

6 thoughts on “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

  1. Well, that would make 2 drags queens for them in congress so they both could do a Drag Queen Book Reading at the Congressional Library while the rest of them try to ban them from doing that. But, of course, they’d still be allowed on the floor in Congress.

  2. Oh, I suppose you want poor Jacob to slink away in shame and work for a living or something? Well, poor Jacob isn’t built that way. Public humiliation is his nectar, his mother’s milk. Running as a Libertarian, he may even break double digits in votes, and you’ll all be real sorry then. Stop laughing! I said you’d all be real sorry! Unless, of course, he doesn’t get out of single digits. THAT would be hilarious.

  3. Why do we even have a Fourteenth Amendment clause to disqualify seditionists from public office? It hasn’t even slowed them down let alone stopped them.

  4. You have the whole story wrong. Shame on you. Grow some balls and help Americans fight for our country. You have the whole story wrong you Mockingbirds… shaking my head …. Search for the truth as your mentors did before our media became the sick propaganda our veterans fought to keep us free from. Shame on you…..

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