I hate Axios but subscribe to their fakakata newsletter anyway. I usually have a high tolerance for their both-sides bullshit but not this time.

They got the flop on the Republican side right but this is day old horseshit:

Democrats were livid that Hur, the special counsel investigating President Biden’s handling of classified documents, included lengthy descriptions of Biden’s memory lapses in a report that ultimately said the president shouldn’t be prosecuted.

 

Reality check: Polls consistently show that voters, including Democrats, do worry about Biden’s age. He does fumble in his public comments sometimes.

I call bullshit on this bullshit. The Hur report is the final report of a legal inquiry. It has nothing to do with the polls or what other Democrats worry about; in my experience they worry about everything.

Mike Allen treats the Hur report as if it were a political or journalistic document. It is not. No wonder I wanna hurl after reading this Hur hearing blurb from the shallow-n-twitty folks at Axios. If you take the O outta the name, you have axis. That was a Mike Allen like conclusion. His conclusions are specious and shallow just like his bloody buggery bollocky newsletter.

The mere thought of Mike Allen and Axios makes me wanna hurl. Your shtick is as old and shriveled as your schmeckle, Mikey. Axios can go fuck itself.

Have I told you lately how much I hate Axios? Enough that this post title evokes Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, and their propensity for hurl jokes.

The last word goes to Mike Myers: