There have always been nutty conspiracy theorists and crackpots among us. They’ve been around since the birth of the republic, but didn’t have the internet to spread their disinformation and downright lies. In 2025, the crackpots have come to power. The malakatude, it burns.
In an administration overflowing with crackpots, the biggest crackpot of all is the Secretary of Health and Human Services who claims to be making America healthy again. Bobby Junior never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t embrace. He issues contradictory statements about vaccines and such which creates the chaos and confusion MAGA needs to survive. It’s a cesspool of crackpottery.
The latest subject on which Bobby Junior’s MAHA morons have weighed in on is Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis:
“It took just a few hours for devotees of the “Make America healthy again” movement to question former President Joe Biden’s prostate-cancer diagnosis. Tumors of the prostate are the most common serious malignancy identified in men: Even aggressive ones like Biden’s are diagnosed roughly 25,000 times a year in the United States. Although Biden’s condition is conventional, a certain segment of the public has been beguiled into blaming mainstream medicine for every unexpected death or health-related tragedy it comes across. The anti-vaccine community, including the group formerly led by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., has spent years promoting the idea that mRNA vaccines for COVID regularly push tumors into overdrive. (Rare anecdotes aside, there is no evidence to support this fear.) Now, predictably, the claim is cropping up again on social media. “Prostate cancer takes years to metastasize to bone unless super aggressive or turbo cancer,” the Kennedy-endorsed physician Craig Wax suggested.”
The author of this scathing piece in The Atlantic is Dr. Benjamin Mazer, a pathologist who has forgotten more about tumors than any MAHA maggot ever knew. They, of course, think they know better:
“According to Kennedy, the current leader of the U.S. health-care system, tumors are a product of not only the vaccines in our arms, but also the fluoride in our water, the toxins in our school lunches, the signals from our phones, and surely many other ubiquitous aspects of modernity. Indeed, in MAHA land, cancer is not just a misfortune, but a cover-up. Before he became health secretary, Kennedy ominously suggested that doctors might find its cause in the “places they dare not look.”
The biggest tumor on our body politic is Bobby Junior. He’s using his position of power to spread dangerous theories about shit he knows nothing about. Like his president, he frequently flip flops on issues because he cannot keep his story straight. It’s why lying is a fool’s errand. Bobby Junior is almost as big a fool as the Kaiser of Chaos.
Bobby Junior plays a man of principle to his followers but gets equivocal when facing scrutiny:
“Senator Tammy Baldwin cites cuts to NIH medical research funding that threaten life-saving cures and projects related to cancer, Alzheimer’s and rare diseases. She asks Robert F Kennedy Jr whose decision it is to withhold thousands of federal grants and billions of dollars of funding.
Kennedy stumbles around the question before Baldwin asks if Doge is the one reviewing NIH grant awards.
She goes on to ask Kennedy whether research on Alzheimer’s, cancer and rare diseases were related to diversity, equity and inclusion, as grants for those programs have been held up. Baldwin ran out of time before Kennedy could respond, yielding her time.
Is funding for Alzheimer’s disease research centers DEI? … Is funding for cancer centers DEI? … Is funding for rare disease research DEI?
“This is a fun game we’re playing,” Kennedy replied. “Ask questions and don’t give me a chance to answer them. Don’t give me time to answer them.”
It’s not a game, asshole. It’s life and death. What an entitled brat. Bobby Junior’s years of heroin addiction seem to have taken a toll on his brain. Cue funk classic:
Its 2025 title: MAGA Maggot Brain.
Speaking of toxicity, the MSM is on another Biden hunt. Do they really believe that Team Biden were the first staffers to lie about a president’s health? Like crackpottery, that’s as old as the republic. I’ve had a bellyful of Biden decline stories, especially when the Insult Comedian is onstage talking about Stage 9 cancer. Trump is in office but stories about his cognitive decline have been scarce. Oy, just oy.
Instead of going after a former president, the MSM should spend more time reporting how Bobby Junior and his MAHA minions are destroying bio-medical research in our country. At this point, however, Biden is easy pickings, and the media is afraid of the Trumper thugs unleashed on the country by the Dipshit Insurrection pardons. Team Trump thinks that paying-off rioter Ashli Babbitt’s family is more important than funding cancer research. If the cuts continue, Stage 9 cancer might become a reality. #sarcasm
This is the first in a series of posts about the Crackpot Nation foisted on us by Bobby Junior, President Pennywise, and their malevolent MAGA minions. The lunatic fringe is in power. The malakatude, it burns.
The last word goes to Ric Ocasek: