President BFF With A Pedophile needed a tongue bath so he called a (for some reason, televised) cabinet meeting on Tuesday. Any one of the things he said would have warranted days and days of negative coverage from the media if Joe Biden had said them. But since it’s BFWAP, the media has no comment.
It’s a completely ridiculous situation and deserves only ridicule. I’m tired of being angry all the time about how completely insane Tuesday was, so I have a musical interlude based on some random googling of the bullshit he spewed.
First up, an appetizer from Monday:
Trump: "They call me the president of Europe. Which is an honor."
Which yields:
He’s the president of Europe and he’s talking to the dead
They’re the only ones who’ll listen or believe a word he said
And then a bonus: he updated the song with new lyrics in 2020:
One of PBWAP’s favorite obsessions:
Trump: "Windmills — we're just not gonna allow them. They are ruining are country."
leads us here:
What’s a Trump rant without Chicago?
Trump: "This slob of a governor you have in Illinois … Chicago is the worst. These places are really bad."
This is probably all he knows of the city:
Lots to unpack here:
Trump: "The line is that I'm a dictator, but I stop crime. So a lot of people say, 'You know, if that's the case, I'd rather have a dictator.'"
Like this:
He is a hustler, he’s no good at all
He is a loser, he’s a bum, bum, bum, bum
He lies, he bluffs, he’s unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun
Also this:
Today I met with the generals and the head of my secret police
discussing conspiracies and prison facilities
for opponents I can never release
and there’ll be no peace until they’re released
The joke is I’m not even a demagogue
Have you heard me giving a speech?
My facts are invented I sound quite demented
so deluded it beggars belief
It would be such a relief not to give another speech
Then there was this Baltimore diss:
Trump: "I'm not walking in Baltimore right now. Baltimore is a hellhole"
I guess he never heard this song growing up:
And this:
TRUMP: You've also found many bags of information — I think they call them burn bags. They're supposed to be burned & didn't get burned having to do with how corrupt the 2020 election was. When will it be coming out?GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
brings up this:
You’re going to tell me why
We’re first to arrive
She thought she knew him well
Until they had gone to see the fire
And then there was this:
Trump: “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States. If I think our country is in danger, and it is in danger in these cities, I can do it.”
And I didn’t find a song but I found something as ridiculous as Trump is:
I love that so much and I’ll let it close out this piece.