First off, the headline is not a typo. The Bored of Peace is a bullshit organization that does not deserve the dignity of a correct spelling and should be mocked.
The Bored of Peace is allegedly about world peace. Member countries include such bastions of peace and honor such as Argentina, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Israel, and Turkey. You might notice the theme of right-wing authoritarianism, which is the first thing people think of when they are thinking about peace.
Those countries are part of the 25 that signed up out of 62 that were invited to join the Bored. Not great! If these 25 member countries want to remain on the Bored, they must cough up a cool billion bucks after three years to become permanent members (I would imagine Donald Trump takes a cut.
So, yesterday those suckers, I mean, leaders of the 25 nations met at the Bored of Peace headquarters in Washington, DC for the first official meeting. The Bored of Peace headquarters is located in the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace building, which used to be the United States Institute of Peace Building. If that seems familiar, it’s the building that Musk’s DOGE junior pricks invaded and trashed the place last March.
Trump offered the keynote address for the Bored of Peace. Because we live in the dumbest timeline, the keynote speaker at the Bored of Peace may lead an attack on Iran as soon as this weekend. Again, this is the dumbest timeline.
Before Trump began his sad babbling, the head of the global soccer governing organization FIFA, which runs the World Cup being hosted this year by the U.S., decided that giving Trump a fake peace award wasn’t enough; he had to humiliate himself some more at the meeting.
rough look for FIFA
There is no way that FIFA’s already shaky reputation is going to be intact by the time the World Cup is over.
Anyway, back to Trump’s speech. To sum it up, here are some highlights…
- He bitched about not getting the Nobel Peace prize.
- He claimed that it was Marco Rubio’s idea to name the building after him, and appear to admit to taking bribes.
- He complained about the UN not respecting him and seemed to imply Melania’s ass kept him from falling on an escalator.
- Had some challenges pronouncing Bored member’s names.
- Bragged about the stock market.
- Said something a creep like Trump would say.
He wasn’t the only terrible speaker. There was this guy:
“Gaza’s coastline alone – $50 Billion of value”At Trump’s Board of Piece circus, Billionaire Marc Rowan (business partner of Leon Black who is all up in the Epstein files) grotesquely discusses Gaza as a real estate deal they all plan to make obscene amounts of money from
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) 2026-02-20T01:29:19.112Z
Rowen is part of the executive board, which, according to Wikipedia, includes the following:
By the way, gotta love Jared Kushner’s listed title. At least it’s honest. Anyhow, that’s the executive board; there’s also a Gaza Executive Board, which includes the following:
Basically, this is a bunch of grifters who are trying to get a ton of blood money by turning Gaza into a tourist trap. It is deeply sick, but so is the idea of a “Bored of Peace” that includes Viktor Orbán.
Along with giving a speech and falling asleep during the meeting, Trump also announced that we would dump $10 billion of taxpayer money into the Bored of Peace. Thank God he is so focused on the average American and reducing our daily costs, and not wasting time coming up with new scams to make money.
I don’t even know what to say anymore, so the last word goes to The Doors.